InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ InuYasha and Friends ❯ Poor Inuyasha...Sit Boy!! ( Chapter 2 )

Authors Note: now you don't have any thing to complain about Monoko Youkai. Yeesh let me get it typed before you bite my head off please. Sorry it takes me a long time to up date this is one of my longer fics it takes forever to type out after you have it wrote down in a notebook. Well once again sorry!

InuYasha

Chapter 2

Poor InuYasha…Sit Boy!!!

Kaede keeps bugging Kako and no one understands why especially Kako.

"I don't know!! Ya Crazy Old Bat! Leave me alone." Kako yelled.

"Not again it's 4am in the morning can't it wait?" Monoko asked still half asleep.

"Hey Let Go Of My Cloths… YES I'm FEMALE!!!!" Kako yelled and ran out of the room.

"Crazy Old Bat!!" Kako yelled in the other room

"Come back here are you sure you're female?" Kaede yelled after her.

"YES!!! I'm Sure!! I'm FEMALE DAMN IT! STOP CHANCING ME!!!!!" Kako yelled and ran out side.

"Crazy Lunatic Old Bat!" Kako said and ran into some one and fell on her butt.

"Ouch…What the…" Kako said then looked up.

"Having fun?" A man asked.

"Oh yeah, so much fun I forgot to laugh! Crazy Old Lunatic Bat! Come over here now!" Kako yelled. And everyone ran outside.

"SESSHOMARU!!!" InuYasha yelled then got ready to fight.

"Chill dog boy." Kako said as she stood up and started dusting herself off.

"Get away from him he'll kill you!!" Kouga yelled.

"Oh for heavens sakes. Shut up Wolf boy. If he wanted to kill me I believe I'd be dead already!" Kako said and then walked over to Monoko.

"Come here…" Kaede said but was cut off by Kako.

"HELL NO! You're a Firkin Lunatic. Stay away from me." Kako yelled at her then Kaede said a chant and a necklace appeared around Kako's neck.

"Sit Girl!" Kaede said and Kako just stood there.

"Sit! Sit! Sit!" Kaede yelled.

"Ahhh…" Inuyasha yelled and slammed into the ground.

"Standing, standing, & still standing." Kako said and looked over to InuYasha, who was standing up. Sesshomaru was looking at InuYasha confused.

"SIT! SIT! SIT!" yelled Kaede

"Ahhh…" InuYasha yelled. WHAM! InuYasha slammed back to the ground.

"Ouch!" Is all he could say.

"No! No! And… uhm… No!" Kako said and grabbed the necklace ripped it off and threw it at Kaede.

"You wear it. It clashes with my cloths." Kako said.

"Uhm… little brother why do you keep falling? You're not even moving." Said Sesshomaru confused.

"Watch this Sesshomaru." Monoko said and stood InuYasha up.

"Sit Boy!" Monoko said. WHAM!

"OUCH!" InuYasha yelled.

"See" Monoko smiled.

"Uhm…I don't get it." Sesshomaru said.

"Do you want me to show you again?" Monoko asked while reaching down to pick InuYasha up.

"NO!!!!" InuYasha yelled and slapped her hand away from him.

"Monoko leave him alone…" Kako said to Monoko.

"…see Sesshomaru it's the necklace. If you say…uhm…that word he slams to the ground." Kako said as InuYasha stood back up.

"What word? Sit!" Sesshomaru said.

"Ahhh…" WHAM!

"Yep… InuYasha you all right?" Kako asked.

"Just peachy!" InuYasha said.

"I wouldn't. I'd stay down there if I were you." Kako said.

"Well you not OK so leave me alone." He said

"Okay!" Kako said

"If I ever get this stupid necklace off I'll kill that old hag." InuYasha said.

"Sit!" Kaede said. WHAM!

"Told ya." Kako said

"Oh shut up." InuYasha yelled at her. Kaede turned to Monoko and said her chant. A necklace appeared around her neck.

"Sit girl." Kaede said. WHAM!

"You know that hurts right." Monoko yelled standing up.

"I don't understand. Why didn't it work on you?" Kaede turned back to Kako.

"I'm not dog stupid. I'm wolf. And besides I'm not stupid enough to come around you and not know the correct chant and counter chant for that." Kako said.

"Hey do you know the counter chant for dogs, too?" Monoko asked

"SIT!!!" Kaede yelled

"Ahhh…" Monoko and InuYasha yelled. WHAM!!!!

"Uhm… sorry… no… but I can find it any time want." Kako said.

"You do and I'll kill you!" Kaede said.

"BRING IT! You old completely HUMAN BAT!!!" Kako yelled at Kaede. "I'll go look for it tomorrow." Kako said to Monoko and InuYasha.

"I'm begging you to find it I'll help you do what ever you need." InuYasha said.

"SIT!!!" Kaede yelled.

"Ouch!!!" yelled the two.

"Damn it InuYasha stop pissing her off. I'm wearing that stupid necklace too now. Thank you!!!" Monoko yelled.

"Not for long." Kako said and flashed out of sight.

"Damn!" Kaede said. Sesshomaru was now looking at Monoko confused.

"It's not fun is it?" InuYasha said.

"Oh SHUT UP!!" Monoko yelled.

"Oh I forgot to ask you, Sesshomaru. Can you watch over them." Kako said as she reappeared before him.

"You mean baby sit! I don't baby sit." He said.

"Oh come on Sesshomaru just for a day I'll be back by night fall. Just make sure she doesn't say that…Uhm…S. I. T. command OK!" Kako said smiling at him.

"Fine!" Sesshomaru said.

"Thanks!" Kako said and left again.

<I'm a baby sitter I can't believe this.> Sesshomaru thought.

"Oh come on big brother it's not that bad!" Inuyasha said.

"Shut up or I'll say that command." Sesshomaru said.

"OK shutting up now." Inuyasha said.

"GOOD!" Monoko yelled and slapped Inuyasha.

"What did you do that for." He asked her.

"If he says that command because of you I'll kill ya. Got it." Monoko yelled at his.

"OK, OK. I get the picture. I'm going over here." Inuyasha said and jumped in a tree and sat down.

"si…" Kaede said

"Don't even think about it!" Sesshomaru said to Kaede.

Later that night when Kako returned no one except Kaede was around.

<Yeah I'm late coming back but they didn't have to leave.> Kako thought.

"Wait… they're all over there. Who are they fighting." Kako said and looked over to Kaede. She just shrugged.

"You're a lot of help." Kako said and ran into the forest. <Stupid old women.> she thought. She spotted Sesshomaru fighting a woman. He was using both his hands to keep her sward away from him. The girl was a demon hunter. And Sesshomaru didn't even notice that she had pulled a dagger out.

"Sesshomaru look out!!!" Monoko yelled and pushed him out to the way. In the process got stabbed by the dagger in the holder.

"Monoko!!!" yelled Sesshomaru as he tried to catch her.

"NO!!!" Kako yelled and pushed Sesshomaru. She caught Monoko and laid her down on the round. "Don't tough her Sesshomaru. You or Inuyasha!" Kako yelled.

"What? Why?" Sesshomaru asked.

"This is why! Which one were you after Bitch? Monoko, Inuyasha, or Sesshomaru?" Kako yelled.

"Why just one of us?" Inuyasha asked. Kako took the dagger out of Monoko's shoulder.

"Dog Demon Poison! If you touch it Inuyasha you'll die very slowly like Monoko is now. But you Sesshomaru, You'd die almost immediately. So don't tough her." Kako said.

"But…" Sesshomaru whined.

"No Sesshomaru. Yaiko come here." Yaiko walked over to Kako.

"YES." He said.

"Take Monoko back to the house. Sesshomaru, Inuyasha go with him. It's too dangerous here for you. And take Shippou and the humans with you. Don't tough her I can't stress that enough for you two." Kako said.

"And what about you?" Kouga asked.

"Well you and I will take cae of the she Bitch over there." Kako said standing up.

"OK! Sure." Kouga said walking to Sesshomaru.

"No I'll take care of her myself." Inuyasha said.

"Sit Boy!" Kako yelled then turned to Sesshomaru.

"Can I ask you another favor." Kako asked.

"Uhm I guess." Sesshomaru said.

"Take dog boy back with you and keep him there." Kako said.

"Sure." Sesshomaru said with an evil smirk on his face.

"Don't kill him." Kako said seeing his smirk.

"Damn." He said disappointed. Yaiko picked up Monoko and Sesshomaru pocked up InuYasha.

"Let me go!" Inuyasha yelled kicking and screaming.

"Calm down doggy! I would say that command again but you'd take poor Sesshomaru with you." Kako said and slapped Inuyasha.

"What did you do that for?" he asked.

"You ask that a lot did you know that?" Kako said.

"Oh shut up all ready." Sesshomaru said. Every one except the huntress, Kako and Kouga went back to Kaede's house.

"I asked you a question! Answer Me!!!" Kako yelled.

"All right I was going after all of them." The young woman said.

"Who are you and what do you want?" Kouga asked.

"Her name is Kiete and she wants to kill every demon in the world. Isn't that right or have your dreams changed since we were children?" Kako said.

"Oh no they're still the same! I just want to make you life miserable." Kiete said.

"BITCH!!" Kako said.

"Now, now, now, didn't mother teach you better then that!" Kiete said.

"OOPS sorry you're a slut I forgot sis." Kako said with a smirk on her face.

" Kako you'll pay for that!" Kiete said.

"Not likely." Kako said and crossed her arms. <Stupid Kid.> Kako thought smelling Shippou behind a near by tree.

"Kouga take the brat back to Kaede's house." Kako said.

"But…" Kouga whined.

"No buts just do it!!" Kako yelled at him.

"OK!" Kouga said and left with Shippou.

"Kouga where is Kako?" Monoko asked.

"Fighting that demon huntress. Some one hold this." Kouga said and threw Shippou down and ran back into the forest.

"Wait…" Shippou yelled.

"Oh no ya don't. If I have to stay here so do you." InuYasha said grabbing Shippou while Sesshomaru held him.

<Good.> Kaede thought.

"You think sending them all back to that house will save them?!" Kiete said with an evil smirk on her face.

"Let me tell you some thing. You can't get any where near that house if you're not welcome." Kako said.

"Oh I'm welcome step-sister. She asked me here. As long as you don't return." Kiete said.

"Why that old damn bat!" Kako yelled and drew her sward, the Thunder sward given to her by Hiten. They fought for about two hours.

<Man Monoko is getting weak!> Kako thought and glanced backwards.

"Ahhhh…" Kako screamed as her left arm was slashed by Kiete's sward.

"KAKO!!!" Kouga yelled as he ran up to her.

Kako finally defeated Kiete but didn't kill her. She put her sward up and grabbed Kiete. She went back to Kaede's house and put Kiete down grabbed the antidote and gave it to Monoko. She sat up immediately and looked at Sesshomaru with a worried look.

"Sesshomaru are you all right." Monoko asked in a very worried tone looking him up and down.

"Yes Monoko I'm fine." Sesshomaru said looking deep into her eyes.

"Come here you OLD BAT! You've got some Explaining to do!!!" Kako yelled.

"Yes?!" Kaede asked in a very annoyed tone. WHAM! Kako hit her and she slammed into a tree. Every one just turned and looked at Kako who is madder then Hell.

"WHAT?! HAVE A PROBLEM!?!" Kako yelled at them.

"No! No problem what so ever." They all said together.

"You're the reason Monoko was hurt and almost killed. BITCH!!!" Kako yelled and was about to hit Kaede when some one grabbed her hand.

"LET GO!!!" Kako yelled.

"No!" Kouga said.

"Are you brain dead Kouga? Leave her alone!" Sesshomaru said.

"I can't do that." Kouga said.

"LET GO NOW!!!" Kako yelled and tried to move her hand.

"Kouga let go she is blinded by hate." Sesshomaru said.

"I can see perfectly thank you very much!!" Kako yelled at Sesshomaru while still trying to get her hand back.

"Demon blood takes over at that anger level." Inuyasha said. And Kako's eye's turned to a golden color. She jerked her hand away from Kouga and went after Kaede full force but missed. Kagome had jumped in front of Kaede and Kako hit the tree avoiding Kagome.

"Get out of my way." Kako said to Kagome.

"No!" Kagome said.

"Kagome I don't want to hurt you so move!" Kako said.

"No!" Kagome said again. Kako turned around. Kouga smelled blood from Kako's hand.

"Kako… are you all right?" Kouga asked in a worried tone.

"Yeah!" Kako said and walked away. She disappeared into the forest.

"Your brain's broken Kagome." InuYasha said.

"Sit boy!" Kagome yelled. SLAM!!

"OUCH!" is all InuYasha could say.

"I've never seen her so angry." Monoko said.

"She has a very strong will. To not kill when her demon blood takes over." Sesshomaru said impressed.

"That's never happened to her before." Monoko said a bit frightened by what she just saw her best friend do. Sesshomaru walked over and wrapped his arms around her.

"I need to go find Kako!" Kouga said in a worried tone.

"No! Just let her go for a walk she'll come back tonight. And no demon dare attack her now not with her that angry." Yaiko said putting his hand on Kouga's shoulder to stop him.

"Big brother will she be all right?" Shippou asked as he grabbed Yaiko's leg.

"Yes Shippou. She'll be fine." Yaiko said and picked up his little brother. Shippou smiled happily.

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Authors Note: Hi it's me Yaiko Youkai sorry it took me so long to update. Please Review so I'll keep updating and not take it off.