InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha and Mtv's MatchMaker ❯ chapter 1 ( One-Shot )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
Ok everyone don't kill me for writting this thing it just came to me and I'm not sure if anyone else has written one like it but its like the I'm not saying because it will give away all I thought about as of this point. So hears hoping you like it.

Don't own Inuyasha

!@$@#$#$#~~~~~WARNING TO ALL FANS OF KIKYO I HATE THE DEAD BITCH AND I'M SORRY IF YOU GET AFFENDED SO DON'T READ THIS KICKASS FIC~~~~~!@#@$#$

Kagome was walking down the street one day thinking about Inuyasha and his forever foul mouth, insensitvity towards her and choosing Kikyo all the time. She was cursing him in her mind when a brilliant thought came to her.

"Hmm it just might work," said Kagome to herself which made people star at her. "Hey what are you looking at!" Kagome screamed at them. The people acted like they didn't do anything and continued walking down the street.

Kagome was so happy about her idea that she ran to her house to call the people required to do what she wanted. The phone rang on the other side and Kagome answered all the required questions from the operater and then towards the end it said "Your problem has been accepted and we will see you next week on friday febuary 14.

All while Kagome was in the fuedal age she was nervous and fidgeting around Inuyasha, but he just took it as another way to make her sit him. 'Actually inside he liked when they argued because it ment her attetion was always focused on him'

One day Kagome walked off to find Kikyo and asked her to come to her side of the well so she could show her around. Kikyo was a little suspicious but said yes anyway. It was now Friday Febuary 14 and Kagome was nervous as a horse how was she going to get Inuyasha to go and wait at her house for a few hours.

Then it hit her the perfect way. "Hey Inuyasha my mom was wondering if you would like to come over for dinner because she had all this leftover ramen from a catering party the other day and she doesn't like to waste food so she thought you would like to eat it," said Kagome.

Inuyasha looked at her for a split second and took off running towards the well. "Good now all I need to do is go and get Kikyo," said Kagome. 10 minutes later her and Kikyo went through the well.

"Wow this is a cool place you have Kagome," said the dead bitch. "Thanks," replied Kagome dragging Kikyo to the house. In the house Kagome saw Inuyasha on a chair being brushed and camera's all over the place.

Her mom was standing over Inuyasha and was telling him not to worry. Inuyasha looked over at her and glared "What's the meaning of this," he growled. "Don't worry Inuyasha its something to help you choose between Kikyo and me," said Kagome.

The make up people dragged Kikyo in one direction and Kagome in the other all preping for the show. A hour and thirty minutes later they were flown to Hawaii to make magic as they say in the acting world.

The two feudal people were informed seperatly and they all understood now. Now to the show.

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"Ok everyone we have here Inuyasha, Kikyo and Kagome as our new guests on Mtv's MatchMaker," said the announcer. "You see these three have been having problems, Inuyasha is our lucky man who has two women pinning over him." "And Kikyo being somewhat related to Kagome went out with Inuyasha but unfortunetly they were seperated for a couple of years."

"Then Kagome here came into Inu's life and she looks just like Kikho excuse me Kikyo well now Inuyasha is stuck between his feelings." "How can we help him out very easily," said the announcer. "Inuyasha you will go on a date with both these bueatiful younge women and will have to choose between Kagome or cough bitch Kikyo, pardon me I have been getting sick lately," said the announcer.

"Ladies which one of you is willing to go first?" asked the announcer. "I will first one first always," said Kikyo. "Okay coughfireflyfromhell, sorry damn cough," said the announcer.

Kikyo and Inuyasha's date went rather akwardly because they were so unused to everthing in the modern days, in the end Kikyo ended up trying to Kiss inuyasha but mysteriously one of the cords tripped him, and Kikyo ended up kissing shit that was on the floor.

Now to Inuyasha's and Kagome's Date: Kagome was decked out in a nice silky red dress and Inuyasha in a tux. They were going to a expensive resturant, they shared food and desert and was really rubbing up on eachother on the dance floor.

The date had ended with him and Kagome in a hot tube. "Can I give you a massage Inuyasha?" asked Kagome. Inuyasha nodded and started to purr the minute Kagome touched his back just then Kikyo showed up and gave Kagome the timeout card.

Growling to herself Kagome stomped off clearly mad at Kikyo for disturbing their moment together. Kiyo turned to Inuyasha and jumped into the hot tub with Inuyasha. "Here let me finish what that bitch couldn't do," said Kikyo.

She was obviously really hurting Inuyasha by massaging him ruff, meanwhile Kagome wanted to rip her head off that little bitch daring to touch her Inuyasha. After her ten minutes were up Kagome practicaly tossed Kikyo out of the tub and onto the ground.

"Heyy!" Kikyo tried to protest. "Miss coughbitch Kikyo your time with him is up and you can't touch him unless you are chosen," said the announcer. Kikyo went to her dressing room and was interviewed by the side.

~Interview with the undead bitch~

"That damn little tramp is going to take my Inu away grr." "Cut," said the director. "That's a wrap coughslut sorry damn this cough," said the announcer anyway back to our couple.

~Inu/Kag in the hot tub~

"Mhh Kagome this feels so nice," said Inuyasha purring. Kagome just giggled and whisperd in his ear. "I know something else that might feel nice too," said Kagome. Inuyasha's eyes went big and grinned.

He turned around and kissed her with passion clear and wise. "You really shouldn't worry about me choosing Kikyo Kagome I just felt obligated to her I stoped loving her when you came along so I choose you," said Inuyasha.

They shared another kiss and Kikyo stomped onto the stage. "Damn you you'll never have him he's going to hell with me," screamed Kikyo. "Go there yourself slutty tramp," said Inuyasha wrapping his arms around Kagome.

Kikyo was about to lung at them when a angry mob of Kikyo haters came and beat the crap out of her. Kikyo ended up dieing along with hojo who dumbly walked up to see what was happing when another angry mob came and killed him.

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There I really enjoyed writting this and hoped you liked it please review.

Theresa aka CorruptedAngel