InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha and the Wizards of Hogwarts ❯ Jaken and Kikyou ( Chapter 15 )
"Hey Draco!" Pansy said. "Why are you suddenly so protective of the half-breed," she asked.
"She's our mascot and she doesn't deserve this,"
"Just like that mud-blood doesn't?" Pansy asked.
"That mud-blood is way smarter than you so just get lost," he said.
"I'll be back, Draco," she said.
"So, Nalini, you're related to that rambunctious dog demon," Sita said.
"None of your business, but yeah he's my brother and so is that pretty boy over there, either way, I hate the way pretty boy talks about Inuyasha and demands respect from all, and Inuyasha is stubborn,"
"Oh," Sita said.
"Yeah well just tell dog-turd that Kagome is my woman, not his,"
"She is not marked, therefore she is neither your mate or his, and girls of modern times aren't marked or anyone's woman,"
"Wah okay, dog turd two…" Kouga started to say.
"Shut it, wimpy wolf, and get something strait, I have no quarrel with you so quit playing the dozens and fuck off!" Nalini said.
"Woah," Kouga said and shut up. He walked over to Gryffindor table. "Hey Kagome, how about you and I go see the Quidditch game tonight," Kouga said, putting his arm on her shoulder.
"Listen you wimpy wolf, Kagome is m-not your woman," he said almost saying `my woman'.
"Dog-turd you can't even admit that you like her, you're too much of a coward, I'm full youkia and brave enough to tell Kagome I love her," Kouga said.
"Kouga that's nice and all but-"
"No Kagome, I'm going to kill Naraku myself first and then we can be together," Kouga said and ran off.
"That is one whacked up wolf," Nalini said.
"Totally agree," Sita said.
Then, a girl looking similar to Kagome appeared behind Inuyasha. She had soul demons surrounding her that disappeared. Kagome gasped staring at her. Inuyasha looked back and saw Kikyou.
"Ki-Kikyou!" Inuyasha said.
"Sesshoumaru-sama, milord I have a small request for you, please give me the honor of accepting it," Jaken stuttered to Sesshoumaru after seeing Kikyou.
"What is it," Sesshoumaru asked.
"I um…um am…think I'm…"
"You're wasting my time, Jaken just get on with it," Sesshoumaru said.
"I think I'm in love," Jaken said and ran up to Kikyou.
"Please my beautiful lady, give me the honor of knowing your name," Jaken said to Kikyou. She turned to look at the green toad.
"Oh brother, Sesshoumaru's servant is falling for Kikyou! This is going to be fun to watch," Inuyasha said.
"Inuyasha I came to tell you that I have fallen for another and I think it is time that we moved on," Kikyou said.
"Hello there, my handsome creature, I am Kikyou and you are," Kikyou said to Jaken.
"I am Jaken, servant of Sesshoumaru, Lord of the Western Lands, please let me introduce you to him," Jaken said. They held hands and walked towards Sesshoumaru.
"Sesshoumaru-milord, this is Kikyou, we are in love," Jaken said.
"You smell like a dead corpse," Sesshoumaru said.
"Hey well it goes good! One smells like a dead corpse and the other looks like one, they're made for each other!" Nalini yelled from the table. People started to laugh. Kikyou planted a kiss on his forhead.
"I don't like that Nalini, she's quite mean," Hermione said.
"I think all the youkia should have their own group," Ron said.
"I think they'd all kill each other if they were all together," Harry said.
"Harry, we have a practice first thing tomorrow morning, we have a game in the evening," Oliver Wood said.
"I'll be there," Harry said.
"So this is the place we're supposed to be living at," Nalini said. "It looks like shit, it's too old fashioned…retro," Nalini said to Sita.
"Yeah…I wonder where Kouga is?" Sita said.
"Why not look around this old dump and see what could be interesting here," Nalini suggested. "We might find that wimpy wolf,"
"Okay, lets go," Sita said.
"And where do you hanyous think you're going," Pansy asked.
"None of your fucking business, chimp-pansy!" Nalini replied. Pansy slapped Nalini across the face. Poison started to drip from Nalini's claws. "You don't want to feel this and let it scar your horrid as it is face, so get over yourself," Nalini said. They both walked out hearing Pansy reply, "You'd never do such a thing, a hanyou can't raise their hand to a superior!"
"I'm more superior than you bitch!" Nalini said and they walked off.
"Hey, I found his scent, over here," Nalini said.
"That's a girls bathroom," Sita said.
"Yeah but it's out of order, come on lets check it out," Nalini said. They opened the door and walked in. Suddenly a girl you could see through appeared.
"What are you doing in my toilet," Moaning Myrtle asked. "Youkia and hanyous are taking over my bathroom now," she said.
"Hey got a problem with us!" Nalini said.
"I see how you are," she said and started to wail.
"Kouga, what are you doing in a girls' bathroom?" Sita asked seeing Kouga by the sink.
"I smell Naraku, very faint but here by this sink," Kouga said.
"Come on Harry, Ron, I think I know where Naraku would be!" Hermione rambled running out of their dorm.
"Where Hermione?" Ron asked.
"Well first He was Onigumo, then He was Naraku, then Tom and then Voldermort and then Naraku again. That means maybe Naraku is where Tom was, that secret Chamber, lets go see," Hermione said.
"Oh god not here again," Ron said.
"Lets just go," Harry said. They ran off.
"Feh, lets go follow," Inuyasha said.
"Right," said Kagome and they ran off.
"That human wench is right, his scent is getting stronger," they entered the girls' bathroom and saw Kouga, Sita and Nalini by a sink.
"Hey dog-turd, took you long enough to find his scent," Kouga said.
"Hermione, you were right," Harry said.
"Isn't she always," Ron said.
"Go on Harry open it," Hermione said.
"Ern, um okay," Harry said and started speaking parzel tongue.
"How can a human such as yourself do that!" Sita said. "That's our language!"
"He's a parzel tongue," Hermione said. "And he's a wizard."
"Wizards are just humans with powers channeled through a wand," Nalini said. "Still as stupid as a ninguen…and weak,"
"Feh," Inuyasha said.
Kouga stepped inside, along with Inuyasha, Nalini, Sita and Kagome.
"Come on," Harry said, following them.
"Do you sense that?" Miroku asked Sango.
"Yeah, very evil," Sango replied. They both then said, "Naraku!"
"Let's go then," Sango said. They found themselves in a girls' bathroom as the jaki got stronger.
"Oh let me guess, came to fight that Naraku or something!" Myrtle said.
"Um yes," Sango said.
"No one ever comes to see me, wahh!" she started to moan.
"Ah milady, you're a bit young, and a ghost at that, but after I'm finished, we can have some fun," Miroku said. WHACK!
"Hentai!" Sango said and they both went through the sink.
"Okay now what," Ron asked. Then spiders surrounded them. "Oh no, not spiders again!"
"Hey, the remains of the basilist is still here," Hermione pointed out.
"That thing?" Sita said. "Goodness, he looks like my father's true form…but older."
"Eh?" Harry said.
"Wait up," Hermione said. "Other-form be revealed," she said moving her wand pointing to the basilist. It turned into a humanoid demon.
"It is my father!" Sita said.
"Your father was with Voldermort?" Harry asked.
"He used to protect the weaker in the forest, he was never evil at all! Then one day he just disappeared," Sita said.
"He was probably manipulated by Naraku," Sango said.
"I'll kill that sun of a-"
"Okay, enough with the dramatic shit and lets get going," Nalini said.
"Feh, lets go," Inuyasha said.
"That's my word," Nalini said.
"Feh, it's mine and I'll use it anytime I want to," Inuyasha said.
"Quit your bickering and let's go my friend," Miroku said. They continued going on when they saw a girl that was all white, Kanna.
"Who's this creepy little pipsqueak?" Nalini asked.
"Kanna!" Kagome exclaimed.