InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha fast food spree! ❯ Hungry? Why wait? Grab a cup of Ramen! ( Chapter 1 )

Inuyasha's gang fast food spree!!!!

@~@~@~@~ Author notes: I got this Inuyasha story idea after reading, "Inuyasha meets the Taco bell dog" By Ookami-fluffer-sama. It's really funny so it also on my favorites. Check it out if you wish. Okay now to take care of the legal stuff! @~@~@~@

Disclaimer: Hell no I don't own Inuyasha or anyone on that show. Though I have made a clone of Lord Fluffy and he is locked away in my room! Ahem on with the story and this might be a short one or three shots! LMAO! Three shots.

In which Inuyasha get hungry and tries to feed himself.

Inuyasha was staring at Kagome and HARD! They were in her room. (Alone) No Kagome was naked though I don't think Inuyasha would have mind if she didn't start to strip in front of him. Actually anything would have been better than watching her study! He had been there for a whole two hours after getting "sat" a good ten times, dragged out five times, smacked around three times Inuyasha, and then finally nearly pushed down the well with a broom stick twice he had finally broken Kagome down. Kagome had given up fighting with the determined Hanyou and let him stay and stare. It was 10:00 now and all the stars were shinning brightly in sky. Inuyasha took his deadly glare off Kagome to look at the night sky he had only came to her era cause she said three days but this was day number five that she had been out of his time! He wasn't dumb he knew the difference between night and day! Then out of the blue he yelled.

Inuyasha: Kagome I'm hungry! Fix something now or I won't let you get a moment of peace!

Kagome: You haven't gave me a moment of peace since I met you!

Inuyasha: I want Ramen! Spicy chicken!

Kagome: I'm studying! Shut up!

Inuyasha put his death glare back on her and began to howl. Yes, howl! He start making any noise that would piss her off! He was hungry and he was going to let the whole wide world know it! After only two minute, the S-word rang high and clear out of Kagome's mouth as the hanyou's body crashed to the ground.

Kagome: Eat the damn floorboards! SHUT UP INUYASHA BEFORE THE POLICE ARE CALLED!

Kagome had explained before who and what the police were and what would happen to him if they ever had to come to her house because of him. For one thing, she told him before they could even reach the door he would be at least trying to run to them if not be carried out by them in a body bag! Inuyasha said a few swears under his breath and gave her one of his most evilest looks. She gave him one of hers and throw a feather pen at him which he chase after when it miss. Shaking his head and throwing it back. Then realize was he had done burned red.

Inuyasha: hey I thought I told you not to throw things at me like that!

Kagome: Feh.

Inuyasha: Don't mock me wench!

Kagome: (imitating Inuyasha) Get off my back! Or better yet stop staring at my back!

Inuyasha: That's it. (Jumps up and lunges towards her)

Kagome: Sit boy! (Not evening looking at him)

Inuyasha body crashed once more on the floor leaving marks. He waited he was even going to say anything. He sniff the ground after a while and crawl under Kagome's bed. He found what he was looking for Kagome's favorite pair of house slippers he pulled one out from underneath the bed an evil smirk across his face.

[A half of minute later]

Kagome: INUYASHA I DON'T BELIEVE YOU SOMETIMES! YOU REALLY ARE A DOG! GET OUT OF MY ROOM NOW! OUT! OUT! OUT! NOW!

Inuyasha: I would but I think you permanently BROKE MY BACK! (After twenty "sits")

Kagome: YOU CHEWED MY FAVORITE SLIPPERS!!! EW AND YOUR DOG DROOL IS EVERYWHERE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? DON'T TELL ME I NEED TO GET YOU CHEW TOYS AND A CHOKE CHAIN! (Looks at her not even slipper but pieces of wet cloth) I CAN'T EVEN WEAR THESE ANYMORE!

Inuyasha: Good. Now get me something to eat or I'm going for that rabbit thing. (Starts wiggling over to it)

Kagome: You want my rabbit Inuyasha? (Eyebrow starting to tweak.)

[WHAM times 26]

After taking the old stuffed rabbit of hers and severely beating Inuyasha over the head with it for a good minute and a half while yelling sit at the top of her lungs. Inuyasha was pulled by the ears and kicked out of the room. Though howling, kicking, and threatening to bit the thing head off he was kicked out still.

[After Inuyasha regain use of his back and stomp many times making as much noise in the hallway as possible.]

Inuyasha: I'm still hungry!

Kagome: I don't care!

Inuyasha: You better!

Kagome: You want be to sit you to hell! I'll make it so Kikyo won't have to bother anymore you know.

Inuyasha: why must you always bring her up! I'm hungry and all you can think of is Kikyo! Well I don't care about Kikyo! I'm hungry and that's all that matters! Unless Kikyo came here with some food to feed me oh, I would leave your bitch ass too quick! (Starts muttering and such)

Kagome: Inuyasha?

Inuyasha: WHAT THE HELL YOU WANT?

Kagome: Sit boy!

[Crash]

[Fifteen minutes have pass as now Kagome is studying world history]

Kagome: Inuyasha?

Kagome: Inuyasha? `I never he was being to quite'

Kagome: Inuyasha what are you up too?

Kagome got out her chair and stretch he had been too quite for too long! It been fifteen minutes since his last outburst. Actually, she hoped he just passed out form hungrier pains. As soon as she left her room, she smelt it. Smoke! She raced down the hall

[What Inuyasha had been doing?]

Inuyasha went down the hall to what was the kitchen he couldn't take it anymore. Fine Kagome didn't want to feed him. He would feed himself how hard fixing a cup of Ramen. Inuyasha sniff the cabinets for his favorite snack and found it instantly. Not knowing how to read was his one and only problem. Though he could look at the pictures though they were just as confusing. The first one was of course water being poured into the cup but the water had to be hot. Next, there was a picture of the cup being closed. Last their was a picture of the food being eaten.

Inuyasha: (To himself) How do I get the water hot? Oh, I know how.

Inuyasha went and found some matching he then took a teakettle and lastly to wood and newspaper. He sat it all down on the floor and began getting the match to light.

(A/n: Okay I know this is rated Pg-13 and all but kids really don't try this at home! Parents if your kids burn down the house and/or themselves because of this story, DON'T COME AFTER ME OR TRY TO SUE FAN FIC. NET! AIN'T THEY OR MINE FAULT YOUR KIDS IS STUPID! LAST, CHANCE OKAY! WHEW)

The fire burned kinda of nice for a while as Inuyasha watched the teakettle burn. `Is it supposed to start turning black?' he thought. He watched it some more till it exploded into flames! In shock, Inuyasha kicked over his cup of Ramen into the indoor fire! Funny how he never knew a cup of ramen could burn so fast so quickly. `Ack stupid get these flames out before Kagome comes and kill you. Hell, she might pin you to these walls and leave your ass hanging for another fifty years or worst use you for a piñata for fifty years.' Inuyasha screamed to himself in his own mind. Inuyasha grabbed cup of water and threw it on the flames which out some but now most. The fire was spearing all though the kitchen and now going into the dinning area!

Inuyasha: Oh shit! I'm so dead! I'm so very, very dead! (Takes off his umm oh fuck it I forgot his red jacket and fan the flame out.)

Too bad his jacket made the flames even worst. Hence, the name "fire rat hair" Inuyasha decided to stick with the cups of water thing as he began spilling water everywhere.

[End of what had happened which was only five minutes from which kagome finally realize Inuyasha was too quite]

Kagome raced down to see nothing but smoke and in the dimness a hanyou dancing around the flames cussing and ranting. Kagome went to the bathroom and got the fire extinguishers form the bathroom and Souta's room. She quickly pulled, aimed, shot and sprayed. Just like, they taught her in fire aid called. That's right P.A.S.S.

Most of the flames were out in under a minute. Leaving both Kagome and Inuyasha breathless. Inuyasha didn't like the after smell of burning stuff and whatever had came out of the red potion bottle Kagome had in her hands still. Kagome glared angrily at Inuyasha and for the first time in his life felt smaller than Kagome, actually he felt smaller than Myoga. He knew he was about to die there was no doubt about it. Might as well turn him into a hot dog or put him to sleep now! Kagome was going to kill him.

Kagome: Inuyasha you…. You… you….

Inuyasha: Kagome please just….

Kagome: Silence DOG!

Inuyasha was shaking with fear he was scared really scared and no one was there to save his ass now. Not his brother, not Kikyo, not Miroku, Shippo, Sango or worthless Myoga. At this point, he wouldn't mind if he had to made a deal with Naraku to spare his death by Kagome. He was going to get killed to hell with sit commands ha he was going to get torn apart or made so was going to turn that red bottle on him.

[WACK]

He was right, Kagome knocked him across the head with it and me oh my did he see stars! After he woke up to see a very angry Kagome scrubbing and cleaning up the kitchen. As he was covered in the white stuff that had came out but Kagome had a new set of clothes and funny dome thing wrapped around her head, an apron, and two big yellow things she put over her hands and arms.

Inuyasha: Kagome why are you dressed like that. (Rubbing his very sore head only to find a rather large bump on his head) `Ouch damn wench!'

Kagome: Oh your up huh? (Looking like she-devil and I don't mean in a cute or sexy way!)

Inuyasha: Umm yeah. I'm sorry about the mess.

Kagome: CLEAN UP NOW! (Throws a bucket and a bunch of rags.) Fill one bucket with soap and water and leave the other along.

Inuyasha jumped as she barked. No way was he ever pissing her off anymore tonight! Inuyasha went into the bathroom. He knew what she was talking about and got the supplies.

Kagome: INUYASHA GET THE BLEACH! WE GOING TO BELCH THESE WALLS!

Kagome: INUYASHA GET ANOTHER BROOM AND DUSTPAN!

Kagome: INUYASHA GET MORE RAGS!

Kagome: INUYASHA, YOU MISS A SPOT DO ALL OVER AGAIN SO IT MATCHES!

Kagome: INUYASHA OPEN THE WINDOWS WIDER!

Kagome: INUYASHA GET OVER HERE! INUYASHA PICK THIS UP!

For each command Kagome braked out to him Inuyasha was forced to do it or he got an evil look, a nice sit, and a bucket of dirty water thrown on him, also a nice slap or two. Then he had to mob the water up even though Kagome made the mess. Finally Kagome left him to finishes up and threaten him with another blow with the "evil smoke bottle" if he didn't do it right or made any more messes. Inuyasha felt like a five-year-old child being high abused but at this rate, there wasn't a damn thing he could do. As his stomach, growl and he gave it a nice sharp punch.

Inuyasha: And they call it fast food.

Kagome: no they call it instant lunch! ACK! YOU MISS ANOTHER SPOT! DO IT AGAIN!

Inuyasha: Yes, wench.

Kagome: Sit boy!

[Crash]

Kagome: Hurry up before my mom comes back from her trip!

Inuyasha: I hate my life! (Mumbles)

[The end?]

@~@~@~@~Author notes: so is that the end or what? So, I go on or should it stop here? Oh, well review. Yes, this is another one of my midnight one-shot stories how could you tell? I am now sleep no I'm hungry! Oh yeah flame and be invite to a party and they will be used to make Inuyasha's life even more painful. (Watches Inuyasha clean of that awful mess and laugh)

Inuyasha: Please tell her to stop! She is a mad woman!

Me: Shut up you. Ignore him and Review. Thanks for reading!