InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha Funnies ❯ Chapter Three ( Chapter 3 )

Kagome is looking particularly murderous as the rest of the cast stand a safe distance away from her. The director has recently hired Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon to fix her mangled body and the actress, with her new and supposedly 'improved' face, doesn't seem too happy about the whole ordeal. "This… looks… HIDEOUS!!!!!" she screams and everyone's hair flies back from the noise. Sesshoumaru's is so long that it actually gets caught on a prop tree.

"Kagome-"

"My name is Kohana," the mentioned actress interrupts viciously.

"Okay… Kohana… it really doesn't look that bad," the director comforts in a vain attempt to subdue her. Kagome just stares blankly at the director, as do the rest of the cast and cameramen. Finally, she turns and stomps angrily back to her trailer and slams the door shut. The director throws her hands into the air with an exasperated grunt and the others follow her as she stomps away, also.

"Uh… somebody! I'm still stuck to this tree!" No one answers Sesshoumaru's plea for help. "God damn it, you insolent fools! Get me down from nyah!"

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It seems Kagome has calmed down a bit and though she still doesn't like it, she has somewhat excepted her new look. 'Somewhat' being the key word there. She is standing with Inuyasha, ready to shoot the next scene.

"Your new look is very flattering, Kohana," Inuyasha compliments falsely. He tries desperately not to burst out laughing.

"Shut up, *bleep*," she replies haughtily.

"Why did that just bleep us out? *Bleep* isn't a cuss word," Sesshoumaru, who still appears to be stuck to the fake tree, states confusedly.

Manten saunters up to the Lord. "Don't you know, sweetie? You can't say fag on T.V. unless you really are a fag, you silly goose," Manten admonishes gently. The cast go silent…

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Everyone crowds around Inuyasha, who seems to have stumbled upon Jaken's diary. It is pink and furry and has a soft purple feathery pen contained in the spiral binding. Inuyasha begins reading. "I have been working on this show for five months now. It has been very difficult, being as small as I am. I remember the first day I was trampled while walking to my trailer. But then I saw him and everything seemed to be alright in the world. Oh, how his beauty shines! He has long silver hair and a lean muscular body. This character I'm playing has the privilege of following him everywhere and it gives me the perfect chance to see his tight butt. I live to witness his well-rounded buttocks sway rhythmically as he saunters. I would love to get into his pants and…"

Inuyasha stops as he can no longer continue. Horrible memories flash through his mind and he runs away screaming. "No! Keep it away! Don't let the Jell-O get me! Please! Noooooooooo!"

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The whole "...get my down from nyah!" is an inside joke.

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