InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha Funnies ❯ Chapter Six ( Chapter 6 )

Everyone stands, stark naked, staring at a flustered Naraku who stands three yards off to the side of the group. "C'mon, Naraku. Take your clothes off and get your ass over here!" The man just shakes his head violently in response and looks down at his toes in embarrassment.

After a few awkward moments of staring disbelievingly at Kagome, the cast had reluctantly complied with the director's demands and stripped to their birthday suits. Everyone now stands naked save Naraku who, for one reason or another, has refused to take his clothes off.

"God damnit, Naraku! If I have to do this than so do you!" yells an outraged Inuyasha. The hanyou seems to be getting a little green in the face. Anyone can guess that the fifteen or so bare penises that surrounds him on all sides contributed to his ill condition. Yes indeed, Inuyasha is not enjoying this in the least bit. Not. At. All.

"Naraku!" booms the director's curt voice. The addressed actor jumps in surprise and promptly looks up into his boss's angry face.

"Yes, ma'am?" he answers, voice quivering in fear.

"You will get naked right now, this instant or I will be forced to fire you," she growls in warning. The man quickly complies and pulls of his clothes. Once naked, though, he runs off into the bushes. No one catches sight of him, just a blur of peach and red.

"Naraku," the impatient woman drawls out, exasperated. One with good ears can hear a small squeak emanate from the confines of the green foliage.

"Get your god damned ass out here, now!"

Naraku quietly complies and as he plods slowly out of the bushes, head lowered in shame and feet dragging heavily in protest. Everyone can see clearly what the mortified actor had been hiding…

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Sesshoumaru stalks through the woods, a scowl planted firmly on his handsome face. He is lost. That was all there was to it. Damn that horrible little toad for dragging him out here in the first place. And the female, Jutan if he remembers correctly, wasn't helping much.

Though he had to admit he was thankful that she had shown up and intervened Jaken's plans to… he didn't want to think about what would have happened had the female not shown up when she did. They had unanimously decided to leave the toad out in the woods. No disagreements there.

But now they were lost in the forest with absolutely no prominent idea as to where they were going. Sesshoumaru's ears suddenly perk in a way that could only be described as adorable. He turns his head in the direction from which he can faintly hear voices coming. "Naraku!" he hears a loud voice bellow.

He turns to the female whom has been staring at him adoringly since they began wandering through the forest. "Jutan." His smooth voice seems to pull her from her no doubt doting thoughts.

"Yes, Sesshoumaru-chan, my lovely, sexy, handsome, sweetheart, sugar cookie, apple pie, crumb cake, tasty chicken dumpling? What can I do for you, sweetie pumpkin?"

Not even disturbed by the extended list of endearments, having grown quite used to them by now, he continues. "I hear the voices of my co-actors. Let's follow them."

Jutan nodds enthusiastically, ready to follow him to the ends of the earth if need be.

They begin walking towards the voices and soon find the rest of the Inuyasha cast standing nude and staring at a naked Naraku. Sesshoumaru and Jutan stop dead in their tracks at what they see…

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