InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha Funnies ❯ Chapter Eight ( Chapter 8 )

The group sIt outside a trailer on the grass. Everyone on the show Is there. Nobody speaks. It is very silent.

They are all in their underclothes.

Inuyasha is beginning to get very nervous. There is only a thin barrier of cloth between him and thirty penises. He keeps his head down and tries to concentrate on other things like flowers and naked ladies. Naked ladies dancing in flowers.

Yeah, that's a good one.

He is quite enjoying himself when all the sudden all of the women's breasts seem to retreat into their chests and are replaced by curly hair. They grow balky lengths between their legs and all start to run towards Inuyasha, bags swinging back and forth amid their hairy thighs.

Everyone looks over to Inuyasha as the hanyou screams and then proceeds to bang his head roughly against the side of the trailer.

"Uh, is he alright?"

"I'm afraid not," comes a baritone voice from the doorway of the shaking structure. "I guess he's found out."

"Found out what?"

"Inuyasha," the doctor says in a serious tone. The hanyou still doesn't cease his self-torture. "Inuyasha, I have some bad news. You are… pregnant."

That catches his attention.

Inuyasha immediately becomes very still. All is quiet.

From miles away you can hear the hearty sounds of laughter exploding from a certain hanyou's wide mouth. Tears pour down his cheeks and he suddenly falls over to the ground, choking on his own breath. He has completely forgotten his earlier dilemma.

The rest of the cast just stand stark still and watched the hanyou, mouths agape with astonishment.

Kagura runs over to the hanyou and tries to get him to stop. After he has calmed down a bit, she speaks in a reprimanding tone of voice. "Inuyasha, this is no laughing matter! You have a baby on the way."

"Uh, Kagura, in case you haven't noticed I'm a guy. Guys don't give birth, idiot."

"But I have the proof right here from your urine sample."

"Uh…" Inuyasha doesn't have an answer for that.

Inuyasha begins to cry as he realizes that he really is pregnant. Kagome and Kagura comfort him as best they can in his time of need.

"I'M GOING TO SEND YOU TO A LABORATORY TO HAVE YOUR ANATOMY STUDDIED, INUYASHA," the physician has to raise his voice to be heard over the hanyou's wailing. Of course, the revelations of the doctor's intentions only make him cry harder. "IT'S AMAZING! IN ALL THE YEARS OF HISTORY IT HAS NEVER BEEN RECORDED THAT A MAN GAVE BIRTH. YOU'LL BE FAMOUS!"

This doesn't seem to make him feel any better.

"This is impossible!" Inuyasha chokes out between sobs. "I haven't come in contact with any… any… Jell-O! Oh, the horror!"

"Oh, for kami's sake, don't get this started again," Kouga complains.

The hanyou only wails louder than before.

Kagura and Kagome carry Inuyasha away to another trailer to help him calm down. He weeps in misery the whole way and even after they have closed the door, you can still hear a muffled "Oh, why does everything bad happen to me?!" from inside.

After a few moments of silence, the doctor speaks up. "Uh, why do you all have your clothes off? It isn't required for the check-up…"

"Well, I came here and saw Rin in her underclothes so I just assumed we needed them off, you know?" Sesshoumaru says from his position on the ground.

They all looked to Rin for an answer.

"I don't have to explain myself…"

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