InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha Funnies ❯ Chapter Nine ( Chapter 9 )

"Oooooh, Inuyasha! Isn't this adorable?!" Kagura exclaims, holding a little baby's outfit out in front of his face.

The hanyou just keeps staring into space, drool slowly pouring out of the side of his slack mouth. Inuyasha's white mane is a mess and his head has lolled to the side, flopping this way and that as Kagome and the other demon turn sharp corners through the mall. They have strapped a straightjacket over him and tied him into a stroller, for he had tried to kill himself last night.

They were just lucky that he'd been in such a hysteria that he'd tried to use a condom instead of a knife. The hanyou had actually gotten the whole thing over his hand and, in the state of confusion that he was, he'd thought his hand had been cut off and…

Well, it had just been a big mess…

Anyway, now they have him under control and are happily shopping through the mall for baby clothes to fit Inuyasha's new little bundle of joy that will be arriving in about seven and a half months, according to the doctor.

They push Inuyasha in the stroller into the elevator and make their way up to the food court upstairs. When they get there, they decide to eat at the Hotdog Stand. This does not go over well with Inuyasha.

As soon as they get close enough to where the hanyou can make out the long, smooth, burnt shape of cooking frankfurters which were then being stuffed into the hungry mouths of customers he jumps up, somehow breaking the bonds that hold him to the stroller, and runs screaming "Don't let the Jell-O get me!"

Unfortunately,- or fortunately, depending on which way you look at it - Inuyasha doesn't see or just chooses not to notice that the banister is put there for a reason. Needless to say, he jumps right over the barrier between him and empty space and falls past the second floor and lands at the bottom of the phony waterfall, cracking his head on the bottom.

"Uh… I didn't see anything…"

"Nope. Nope. We didn't see a thing. Now come on, Kagome, we've got to get back to the director. I don't think we told her we were going out."

"That means she doesn't know Inuyasha came with us."

"Yes, we don't know anything about what happened to Inuyasha, so let's just go!"

And together, Kagome and Kagura leave the mall…

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