InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ InuYasha Gang at my House ❯ Shopping Madness ( Chapter 7 )

OK, I'm updating this story! I haven't done that in awhile!

Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha! If you must know, Rumiko Takahashi owns the series! Not me! Got that?

Shopping Madness!

Tache: Let's go shopping at Anime Super Store! (Made up store)

Everyone: What's that?

Tache: Some store I made up!

Everyone: *sweat drops*

Kagome: If you made it up, how can it be real?

Tache: Because I have author power! *snaps fingers and a Anime Super Store suddenly appears*

Everyone: *Eyes are wide open* Cool!

Tache: Now let's go in!

Everyone: *goes in*

InuYasha: Cool! There's a poster with my face on it!

Kagome: And my face is on it too!

Miroku: All are faces are on it, except Kikyo, Naraku, and Jaken.

Kikyo, Naraku, and Jaken: Hey! Why ain't my face on it?

Tache: I designed the poster and I hate all three of you!

Naraku: You mean my stupid minions are on it, but I'm not?!?!?!?!

Tache: I think there's some hope for them.

Kagura: So you think I can get away from Naraku.

Tache: Yup! *snaps fingers and Kagura's heart is in Kagura's hands*

Naraku: Hey! How'd you do that?

Tache: Author powers. Now let's shop!

Everyone: YAHOO!

InuYasha: I want all these! *holds up a bunch of produces with his face on it*

Miroku: I want all these! *holds up a bunch of hentai anime stuff*

Sango: PERVERT! *whacks Miroku*

Jaken: *is staring at a bunch of gay things* Wow! I want that! And that!

Sesshomaru: He is so gay! *buys a toy Tetsusaiga* I finally got InuYasha's sword!

Tache: Sesshomaru, that's a toy.

Sesshomaru: *looks at the toy Tetsusaiga* Oh damn it!

Totosai: It sure is fake! This is not my famous sword! *buys a bunch of manga about swords*

Kagome and Sango: *are raiding the shojo section*

Miroku: *is reading some manga where every character is naked on every page* (I don't know if any thing like that exists, and I hope nothing like that exists!)

InuYasha: *looks over Miroku's shoulder and goes blind* MY VERGIN EYES!

Kikyo: *is destroying Anti-Kikyo stuff*

Security: *walks up to Kikyo* Miss, what do you think you're doing?

Kikyo: Destroying this Anti-Kikyo stuff!

Security: *arrests Kikyo*

Kikyo: *goes to jail*

Naraku: *is going to the bathroom on Anti-Naraku stuff*

Security: *arrests Naraku*

Jaken: *is making out with some gay book*

Security: *arrests Jaken*

Sesshomaru: Good, he's gone!

Rin: Sesshomaru-sama, can you get me these? *holds up Hello Kitty stuff*

Sesshomaru: OK, if you'll go kick Jaken in the groin.

Rin: OK! *kicks Jaken in the groin*

Jaken: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

Sesshomaru: *buys Rin Hello Kitty stuff*

Shippo: *begs Kagome to buy him cute stuff*

Kagome: *buys Shippo cute stuff*

Shippo: YAH! CUTE STUFF!

Kaede: *buys manga about priestesses*

Miroku: *is reading Ranma ½ manga* This Happosai is almost like me! He's cool!

Tache: *buys cool things*

Some announcer's voice: Attention shoppers, Anime Super Store is closing in 5 minutes.

Tache: We've been here for that long?!?!?! Everyone, make your final purchases and we'll go back to my house!

Everyone: *buys whatever they want and goes back to Tache's house*

TBC…

OK now R+R!