InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha gone obscene ❯ Chapter 1 ( Chapter 1 )

Inuyasha gone obscene

by Kuronohime

 

 

 

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Disclaimer: Rumiko is always free to offer me the position of co-writer, but for now, I own not even a hair on Inuyasha's fictional head.

 

All characters © Rumiko Takahashi

 

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Glossary:

 

Kaze no kizu - Inuyasha's trademark sword attack, literally meaning “Wound of the Wind”, often translated as “Wind-Scar”

Yokoshima - Fictional place in Sengoku Jidai, word meaning “wicked”

Yookai - Finnish translitering of the word “youkai”, meaning full demon

Hanyoo - Finnish translitering of the word “hanyou”, meaning half demon

Haori - Traditional kimono coat

Sengoku Jidai - Era of ancient Japan, known for its many wars

 

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“Kaze no kizu!!”

 

A roar echoed through the valley of Yokoshima followed shortly by a great flash of light. Not a heartbeat later, dozens of wild macaque yookais were torn into bits, pieces and bloody lumps. Amidst a heap of intestines and blood stood a young woman with tensed arms that were bending a bow in their grasp, ready to release a series of arrows at any enemy brave enough to face her battle fury. Now the said fury was mostly aimed at a fellow traveller who didn't posses a sufficient amount of decency to advise her to take cover from the crimson shower that would be the doing of his sword.

 

Kagome glared angrily at the general direction of certain someone hanyoo far behind her and after literally spitting out globs of fur she furiously spat at him: “How about a warning next time you are about to ruin my expensive new jeans with a blood cannon?!”

 

It took Inuyasha three leaps to get to her side where he could emphasize his word by standing tall in front of her yelling: “It's my fault I just saved your skinny ass from being gang mutilated by a herd of monkey demons?! You should be THANKING me that it's only your outfit that got ruined. And besides, bring along more suitable clothes for shard hunting if you don't want your precious rags to be messed!”

 

Had Kagome not been covered by gallons of blood, Inuyasha would have seen her blushing furiously from both rage and frustration. She wiped a handful of blood and mud from her face and growled behind her gritted teeth: “If you weren't always in such a hurry to drag me on these hunts, I might actually have the time to change clothes before being carried through the well against my will like a sack of potatoes.”

 

Before Inuyasha could retaliate, Kagome sat him and headed back to camp.

 

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At the campsite, Kagome was taking the weight off her feet on a large rock cleaning her bow and arrows, with the best of her abilities, when Inuyasha finally returned from the battle scene. Without giving her so much as a glance, he went straight to the others and chatted briefly with them before snatching Shippo by the tail and leaving again with Kirara following on their heels. Right after his trail Miroku announced something to Sango and left as well.

 

Kagome humph'ed under her breath before standing up and stretching the numbness out of her tired muscles. It had been a rough day and she was in a desperate need of a relaxing, all-gloomy-feelings-banishing bath. She patted her sore shoulder muscles and leisurely strolled up to her only female companion who was currently setting up a place for a bonfire.

 

“Sango, I'm heading for the hot springs, you want to join me?”

 

The older woman politely declined and said that she better help Miroku gather firewood while the demons were hunting for dinner. (In other words, she didn't trust the lecherous monk to be left alone while the women bathed and everyone else was out in the woods.)

 

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She scrambled up from the warm and soothing liquid paradise that were hot springs and snatched a towel from a nearby stone to wrap herself in it. Sighing in contemplation, she casually squeezed the water from the long raven hair as she walked up to her bag for clean spare clothing. After rubbing herself dry, she folded the towel next to her soiled garments and proceeded with searching some clean underwear from the sack. First she spotted a pair of pink panties and swiftly pulled them on. Next she was in a search for bras, but to her horror, the only pieces of garments left in the bag were three other pairs of panties, a scarf, black little shorts and a rather revealing tub top. No bras! Obviously the spare clothes were mostly aimed to be used as beachwear. Well, it was summer, but still... She was in a pinch. Who knew how many hundreds of miles they currently were from the well. And from experience, she knew that blood didn't come off from the clothes, no matter how hard and long being scrubbed with soap and water.

 

However, she had to make the best use of the little she had.

 

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Ten minutes later, very skimpily dressed Kagome crept her way back to the camp scanning the surroundings for anything that might have served as a further cover for her. The shorts she wore were only few inches longer than her panties and offered no conceal for her long, smooth legs. The problem with her cherry red tub top was that it continuously skidded down revealing excessive amount of her cleavage, but whenever she pulled it up, it revealed her belly in return. She could only hope that her fellow companions would spare her from unnecessary remarks.

 

Not long after returning from the springs, she took notice that the demons were still on the hunt for supper, but Sango and Miroku had already returned and rigged up a fire. The slayer and the monk, the latter particularly, took notice of her bare legs and low neckline.

 

By the looks on the faces of her two friends, she felt she needed to explain herself. But for a person who always carried along a colossal backpack and never quit giving Inuyasha a hard time about his lack of equipping, she felt that the truth about her forgetting to bring along proper spare clothing was too awkward to admit.

 

“Haha, I know it's different, but I might as well get a tan while were out here. At home I never have the time to go out and have one…” Kagome nervously tailed off while scratching her neck in discomfort. To her relief her companions left it at that. (After Sango gave Miroku a meaningful cough.)

 

After good half an hour later, Inuyasha, Shippo and Kirara arrived with plentiful loot. Shippo was the first to run to Kagome, disregarding altogether what she was wearing, and rejoice their successful hunt which included two rabbits Shippo had caught all by himself. Kagome patted his head proudly and complimented him on his hunting skills. Only then she took the time to properly look at Inuyasha who had stopped dead in his tracks, supporting a deer on his left shoulder and holding two overeaten fat rabbits in his right hand.

 

God knows for what stupid reason, but when Inuyasha looked at her with the smouldering hot eyes of his, she felt a blush creep up her neck and was forced to avert her eyes from his. She heard a big thump just before registering an urgent tug on her arm and saw Inuyasha standing before her. His expression was emotionless and unreadable as he shooed Shippo out of Kagome's lap and picked her up to his own and stormed away.

 

Miroku, Sango, Kirara and Shippo were left behind blinking in puzzlement.

 

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Approximately two miles and mere moments later, Inuyasha found a small clearing near a flowing river and dropped the kicking and complaining girl on the grassy ground under them. Immediately she sprung up like a spring toy and required an explanation for his sudden seizure.

 

“What the hell was that?!” She demanded.

 

“What the hell is this?!” Inuyasha barked right back at her and poked her exposed stomach.

 

Kagome smacked his hand away in a reflex and tried to cover her abdominal area by pulling down her top. Unfortunately by covering the stomach, the movement uncovered the top of her breasts. Inuyasha almost squirted out a jet of blood upon seeing the ample mounds of pale, inviting flesh and the taunted nipples that stood firmly against the red fabric which had been rubbed against them. (She quite noticeably wasn't wearing her usual chest binding.) To a man of Kagome's time, little cleavage was nothing too extravagant, but in Inuyasha's time, it was considered practically pornographical.

 

“Excuuuuse me, but it was the only clean thing I had wit…” Kagome began her explanation, but was distracted by Inuyasha's eyes that clearly weren't focused on her face. “Hey, are you listening to me?”

 

Inuyasha swallowed silently and tore his eyes out of her chest. “Whatever the case, it's too...” `Maddeningly sexy' “…obscene.” He managed to mutter out while trying desperately to look anywhere else than where he most wanted to.

 

Kagome was impressed by his use of big words, but none the less, he was still the original cause of her current state of dress and blaming her for his own problems.

 

“Well, I'm very sorry for the inconvenience, but unless you plan to take me back home for change of clothes, you'll just have to live with these.” She stated and grinned smugly to herself. Either way he was going to be irritated.

 

Inuyasha contemplated on his choices and, sure enough, he wasn't too happy in any available option. He could have offered his fire rat fur to her to wear, but quite frankly, it was probably as dirty as Miroku's mind and Kagome fussed a great deal about that personal high-geen.

 

It wasn't that he didn't appreciate the view, but he knew that his appreciation was shared by all the other heterosexual men in Japan. And even though Miroku, for example, was one of the closest people in the word to him, he'd rip his testicles off and shove `em down his throat should he ever lay a finger on Kagome.

 

The gentle rush of the river was clearly audible in the background the while it took Inuyasha to came to a decision.

 

“Fine, I'll compromise. First thing tomorrow, we'll go to the nearest village and get you some proper garments.” He seemed satisfied with this proposal and even Kagome couldn't come up with any complains.

 

“But in the meanwhile…” Inuyasha began, but cut himself off as he started to untie his robes. Kagome's eyes turned into a pair of saucers as Inuyasha first peeled off his red haori and went right after his creamy undershirt. All of a sudden Kagome's heart started to race, her pupils dilate and head feel flimsy like she had just come off a rollercoaster.

 

He took his time ridding himself of his shirt. Revealing sculptured, broad chest, muscular abdomen, wide, strong shoulders, well-defined, powerful arms… Few tresses of his pearly white hair leaked over his shoulder, and in contrast with his skin, they made his body have bronze glow to it. His shirt dropped down to his feet.

 

`My God! Meanwhile what? Is he… is he stripping for me?! Is he g-going to…?'

 

Before Kagome could finish her line of though, Inuyasha's eyes were elevated from the clothes that lay on the ground, to penetrate her with his gaze instead. She had to bite her lip just to stop herself from making sounds that no man had ever heard fall from her lips before.

 

Whatever schemes Inuyasha was up to, he wasn't through yet. Next his hands moved just below the silvery path of hair that began from his belly button and disappeared into his pants. He assaulted the ties of his pants and, as they were loosened enough for him to pull them down, Kagome gasped in a mixture of fear and excitement. She felt the urge to hit him with something for behaving so weirdly, but the feeling was smothered by the wave after wave of burning, hot electricity that crashed in her lower abdomen. When taking a step back from him, her legs suddenly felt like jello and gave out. She fell flat on her winkey and a moan was forced out of her.

 

“Owah. Wha-wha…?!” She tried to utter out, but her mind felt like it, too, was made out of jello when the red fire rat furred pants was dropped down as well. Now he was only clad in his beige underpants.

 

Inuyasha raised an inquiring eyebrow at her flushed form. “I want you to wear something more tolerable. So you can have my undergarments in the while we look for something more suitable. But what the hell are you doing there sitting on your ass?”

 

Kagome blinked stupidly. “A-and you are gonna strip down to n-nothing?”

 

Inuyasha just laughed at her obvious statement and nonchalantly replied: “Well, that's the general idea. You can't wear my clothes unless I first take them off.”

 

He didn't mind being in his birth suit around her and didn't really understand why it was such a big deal to her. If not for his demonic healing abilities, he'd probably still have an imprint of her trash bin on his face from one of the previous occasions she saw him naked. He mentally smiled at the thought, but the smile abruptly died on its way to his lips.

 

He smelt something that definitely hadn't been there the other times Kagome had seen him naked. Her blushing, racing heart and stumbling weren't because her embarrassment of the situation. He inhaled the air deeply through his nose and had an instant reaction to her spiking scent.

 

She was aroused. And by the sudden twitch in his pants, so was he.

 

 

 

AN: These babies just keep popping up. Actually the inspiration for this piece came from a Tin Man fanfic “Dancing Lessons” by Purplerhino. If you're a friend of the series, go and check it out! I also HIGHLY recommend “Heart of Gold, Heart of Tin” by TheShoelessOne even tho it's not an adult fic. :P *cough*