InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha Karaoke! ❯ Miroku's melody! ( Chapter 1 )

Laura: I dont own Inuyasha! I own Miroku! BWAHAHAHA!

Disclaimer: No she doesnt..she only owns her stupid little fics. She doesnt own the songs either!

Laura: I can dream of owning him...

Disclaimer: Shutup..I'm doing the disclaimer work!

Laura: DUH! you are the disclaimer!

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*Kagome woke up in her bed that morning. She got dressed in her fuku, ate herself some breakfast, and grabbed her backpack.*

Kagome: Hmm...maybe I should do something exciting for them...I know I bring my karaoke machine and my CD's!

*She giggles grabbing her Karaoke machine and her box of music. She then goes to the well and jumps down it into the feudal era.She climbs out with her stuff and waves to Miroku, Sango, Shippo and Inuyasha.After greetings she explains what her karaoke machine and music are, and sets it up with a small stage and pillow seats. Everyone grabs a seat.*

Kagome: So who is first?

*Miroku grabs a CD and puts it in.*

Miroku: I am!

Everyone else: Oh no..this is gonna be awful..

Sango: and probably perverted..

*Suddenly out of nowhere Koga appears and sits down*

Koga: I heard everything! I'm not missing this for anything! I wanna sing too!

*Everyone sighs and agrees as Miroku takes the stage*

Kagome: Pervy preist!

Inuyasha: Moronic monk!

Sango: Hentai houshi!

Shippo: .... *cant think of one*

Koga: Widget!

Everyone: O.o Um....

Koga: It's all I could think of!...SHUTUP!

Miroku: Can I start now!!!!!!

*Miroku hits play and coughs slightly holding the microphone. Everyone looks and goes silent.*

*Music starts*

Miroku:

I like big butts and I can not lie
The other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that gropable butt
In the tajiya suit she's wearing.

Sango: Eh?

Miroku:

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Milady, I wanna get wit'cha
And get your picture
My friends have tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes the houshi so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, abuse me
'Cause you ain't that girl see
I see them dancin'
It gets to my romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of being seen
around a flat booty miko Drama queen!

Kagome: HEY!

Miroku:

Take the average monk and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas!

Koga and Inu: Yeah!

Miroku: Fellas!

Koga and Inu: Yeah!

Miroku: Has your girlfriend got the butt?

Koga and Inu: Hell yeah!

Koga: Hey! Mutt-face she ain't yo' WOH- MAN!

Inu: She isn't your thats for sure!

*Koga and Inu start fighting*

Miroku:

Tell 'em to shake it! Shake it!
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

*Koga and Inuyaha start getting louder in their fight and Kagome fast forwards the song near the end*

Miroku:

So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-BEAR-MY-CHILD
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

*Music fades everyone claps except for Koga and Inu who are fighting. Miroku gets down and sits in his spot. Little did they know someone else was watching, and waiting for the right time to strike...*

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Well hope you liked this chapter! next one will come up soon! Comment with suggestions on who should sing next, or songs that should be sung!

Miroku: So did I do good?

Laura: YES! *glomp*

Miro: Really? Does this mean you'll bear my child?

Laura: Uh..maybe later..go stop the idiots fighting so they don't kill each other before they can sing!