InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha Nature show ❯ enter Sesshoumaru ( Chapter 3 )

Sesshoumaru: Ferrit doesn't own anything in this story unless she says…

Ferrit: *grins* I NOW-

Sesshoumaru: Unless it includes anything with Inuyasha!

Ferrit: -__- shoot…

Rin: I'm getting tired of singing… how about you?

Shippou: … I LIKE SUGAR!!!

Rin: You really are starting to bore me…

Miroku: Sango… Why are you eating squirrels?

Sango: Oh, I see… *spits out squirrels and stares at Miroku*

Miroku: uh… *trying to avoid eye contact* What? Please stop looking at me like that…

Sango: MY SQUIRRELS!!! *devours them all*

Miroku: Um… you do know that's not really lady like Lady Sango…

Sango: Oh… I don't really care so yeah… *walks off*

Ferrit: Whoa… the brush off, I like it!

Kirara: She actually likes that stupid monk but he's too out there to realize it… oh yeah and Sango has this diary of love letters for Miroku, She hopes "no one" will read it!

Ferrit: ah, *takes* Hmm I hit you continually, I think it's fun, my monk, shall I teach you another lesson, I whack whack whack… you say ow… I wish you would just say you like me… *closes it* that's not really good but who knows…

Inuyasha: I hear Kirara but I'm too sad to see if she's in the bushes with a stranger…

Sesshoumaru: *walks up dignified in a way* Rin I have now found you… your turn to count… wait, Inuyasha where's the strangely dressed woman?

Inuyasha: I'm too sad to say anything that could benefit us in anyway…

Kirara: *tackles Inuyasha* RAWR!!! MEROW!!! *chases*

Inuyasha: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *running and wishing Kagome was there*

Rin: Oh Sesshoumaru, I hope you aren't too angry I hid and stopped playing 5 hours ago.

Sesshoumaru: uh, wait you stopped playing? Why didn't you say anything?

Rin: Jaken told me to Silence myself… *Smiling happily*

Jaken: Me Lord I said no such thing!

Rin: yeah you did when you were making rice last night!

Sesshoumaru: Jaken, please stop trying to silence Rin before I silence you for a long time… a very very long time.

Rin: *runs by Shippou and pokes* you're it I quit!

Shippou: huh? HEY!!!

Miroku: *chasing Sango* HEY WAIT FOR ME!!!

Sango: No! I shall not! I WILL NEVER WAIT FOR YOU!

Miroku: Fine… then… since you won't stop… *stares at hand with wind tunnel*

Sango: DON'T! SUICIDE IS NOT THE ANSWER! *runs up to him*

Miroku: Good I didn't have to do anything! *hugs*

Sango: *glare glare* Monk… *BASH!* hee hee hee *has boomerang in hands*

Miroku: *unconscience*

Kirara: *sitting on Inuyasha* Mew mew merow meow…

Ferrit: This is entertainment! *tosses Sango's diary on Miroku's head*

Miroku: Ow… *stares at book and looks at* Ooo… *smirking*

Sesshoumaru: Now that there's tons and tons of chaos I can leave come Rin.

Jaken: What about me? Lord Sesshoumaru?

Rin: *walking next to Sesshoumaru smiling up at him the entire time*

Shippou: BYE girlfriend!

Rin: *shouts back* BYE boyfriend!

Sesshoumaru: … *runs to Shippou and kills then walks next to Rin again smiling down at her*

Shippou: *dead* X_X

<Preview of next chapter- Shippou stuff, Kirara terrorizes Miroku, Kouga finds Ferrit in the bushes…> (A/N: Sorry I forgot to update ^_^;;; anyways I'll try to update more!)