InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha: new allies, new foes ❯ BACK TO THE FUTURE ( Chapter 5 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

(Sango is dead. DEAD. that's all I think to myself as I check her body for wounds, signs of poison, ANYTHING. she's cold, no pulse, no heartbeat, no breathing, no nothing. it's obvious she's dead, but the question is how...)

DIL: it's not safe here. I can't see how she was killed. I'm stumped.
HAN: it's okay, you did your best.
DIL: ...
HAN: Dillin, it's o-
DIL: we're leaving.
HAN: habadiwah?
DIL: we're leaving. (turns to others) ALL of us.
MIR: what do you mean?
DIL: how thick can you guys be? WE. ARE. LEAVING. we're going back to the present time.
INU: ALL of us?
DIL: YES, ALL OF US! jeez, you guys are worse than kindergarteners. listen, (turns to Kagome and Hannah) would you guys be willing to donate some clothes to Kagura and Kanna, at least for the day?
KAG: yes, of course.
HAN: pie!
DIL: I'll take that as a yes. okay, moving on. the gentlemen can borrow some of my clothes, but that still leaves Rin and Kohaku.
KAG: Rin can use some of my old clothes I was going to donate to the orphanage, and Kohaku can borrow Sota's clothes, would that work?
DIL: awesome, you're a life-saver, Kagome.
(Kagome's eyes go watery)
DIL: oh, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean-
KAG: (wiping eyes) no, don't worry, I know what you meant.
DIL: alright then, Miroku, do your stuff.
(miroku places rocks with special symbols around Sango's body, which is hiding in a bush.)
DIL: Kagome, may I borrow an arrow?
KAG: okay... (hands Dillin an arrow)
DIL: awesome. thanks. (Dillin ties a scarf around the arrow, plunging it into the ground inside the rock circle) see? now when we return, we know where her body is. now, let's depart.
(ten minutes and 2000 years later, give-or-take, we were sitting in Kagome's bedroom, Inuyasha and the others looking particularly strange in present day clothing, but to the casual passer-by, looking completely normal)
KAG: wow, you don't look half bad in jeans and a hoodie.
INU: these don't feel half bad, but they would really be a pain in combat.
DIL: that's because present day clothes are based on the comfort factor.
KAG: tell that to the idiots that make school uniforms.
DIL: well, what do we do now?
KAG: do you guys have McDonalds in America?
(Dillin, Hannah, Michael, and Chris grin. Later, at McDonalds...)
DIL: (with mouth full) oh, it's been a month and a half since I had a freaking big mac.
HAN: EWW, if you like it, eat it, don't spit it all over me.
DIL: (swallows) sorry, it's just so good.
HAN: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
DIL: WHAT, WHAT'S GOING ON!?!?
HAN: oh my GOD! it's... it's Anne!
DIL: WHAT!?!?
(Dillin turns around and sure enough, he sees his American friend Anne walking past the window, with the usual confused expression on her face. dropping their food, Dillin and Hannah dashed out to meet her)
HAN: ANNE!
ANN: PIE! Dillin, what are you doing in Portland?
DIL/HAN: PORTLAND!?!?
ANN: yeah, mom sent me to the store, and I was arguing with my shadow on the way there and I kind of got lost. I've been gone an hour.
HAN: wait wait wait, how did you walk to JAPAN in an HOUR?
DIL: how did you WALK to Japan at all?
ANN: ...I don't know.
(a black car with tinted windows rolls up, pulls up in front of us, and a back window rolls down)
???: you, boy! are you friends with Eon Esuna of America?
DIL: (katana in hand) who wants to know?
???: the yakuza, that's who! (for those of you who don't know, the yakuza is the Japanese Mafia. if you don't know what the Mafia is, seek help IMMEDIATELY!)