InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha's Hilarious and Sexy self ❯ No More Pain ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Disclamer: I as in the author for you stupid people, Don't own Inu-Yasha or company (Sango,Miroku,Shippo,Kagome) so...um....don't sue me

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Chapter One: No More Pain


There was a ligth breeze. He watched the sun set over the hills, The sky turning a beautiful shade of pink with soft pillow clouds. He sniffed the air, lilacs his favorite but he would never admit it. Little did he know Kagome was watching him. He sniffed the air agin......."YES!!!!!" his yell of exitment could be heard for miles. What did he smell? hmm I think it was "RAMEN!!!SCORE!!" he yelled. He took of towards the house only to be stoped by an infuriated Kagome.

"INUYASHA!!! What do I keep telling you? i'll bring you some just go back to your post before I say SIT BOY!!! " *THUD* "Oh my gosh! i'm so sorry um sorr-"

"Ouch....pain....lot's......bloody rock. Ugh. Hey thats not a rock......Oh little brat why were you under me? And you why'd you sit me?"

"I'm sorry Inuyasha I lost my ball and um I can't find it.....um....agin" Shippo said 'I hope he dosen't hurt me....agin.....hmm it would be the.....573rd time? no............ Oh the 698th time. yeah thats it'

" Okay. Fine little brat we'll go find you're ball on one condition" Inuyasha said with a smirk. "I get Kagome tonight deal?" Shippo had a expression on that could kill a cat whilst Kagome was blushing. Alot.

'hmm maybe I shouldn't ask or.........wait this'll be good. very good' Shippo smirked "Why would you want to do that Inuyasha? You're not gonna get any." 'oops shouldn't have said that.'

"Shippo I already have. And she liked it ALOT!!!! " Inuyasha said smirking "And it las-"

"SIT SIT SIT SIT BOY!!!! " Kagome yelled pissed to the point of no return. "Now if the doggy is good he migth get a treat tonigth." Kagome said to a floor french kisser named Inuyasha.



"yurigginerm" (A/I what he said was "you frickin worm") It took him a couple tries but he got to his feet. "Um did I embaress you Kagome? cause if I did...um.....what.... oh yeah um want to um get injected tonigth?"

Shippo snickered " um sure Inuyasha i'll get injected on one condition though." She smilled mischiveously "as long as I get to be on top." Inuyashas face lit up. He picked up Shippo and headed in the direction of the balls scent.

"hmm wheres my ball......THERE! no.......ther- oh thats a squrriel.....There! rigth there!" Inuyasha scooped the ball up easily and went to hand it to Shippo but his eyes were wide and staring straigth ahead. "In..In..Inu...Inuy..ya..ya..yasha...INUYASHA MOVE!!!"

"Wha-why.... NO FRICKEN ARROWS GONNA HIT ME!!!!!" Inuyasha grabbed the arrow and looked at who shot it. "Ki..Kik....KIKYO what the hell do you want.....hey I made a funny get it? oh well what do you want?"

"Well why take you to hell when if just kill you you'll go there any way? Why waste my time?"Kikyo said non-chelantly.

"Shippo go some where safe." He said "Kikyo.... you have caused so much pain ....YOU have caused my Kagome pain...... YOU have caused me pain....... I WILL KILL YOU NOW.......DIE!" Inuyasha swung his claws at her and they made three bloody gashes on her chest. "IT ENDS NOW! IRON REAVER SOUL STEALER!!!! " His blow hit its mark kKikyo shatterded into a million pieces of clay. "Shippo lets go....(A/I one minute later)... Shippo?....Hello?..... SHIPPO?.... damn Kagomes gonna kill me.."

it? I did but thats me 20 reviews and i'll start my next Chapter. Oooh first chapter ends with a slip and a cliffy.