InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha's Modern Times ❯ WELL never talk of this again ( Chapter 2 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
Inuyasha’s Modern Times

Disclaimer: Inuyasha well never be mine... (cry)

Author’s notes: “ ” means that someone is talking. ‘ ’ means that some is thinking something or thinking to themselves. “...” Mean that some one is at a lose for words.

Chapter 2 WELL never talk of this again

It was a dream to conquer all dreams, he knew it was a dream cause he could have never been this lucky in life. So like always he indulged it play it for everything it was worth, and oh, today features include Sango and Kagome one of he’s all time favorite.

(Dream ) Lime and such! You were warned.

“ Don’t worry my dear Sango Inuyasha and Shippou well be out hunting for a while and Kagome has just gone back to her time no one well see, we have the hut to ourselves.”

Miroku say running his hands through Sango long silky hair.

‘ Long...?’ He ran his hand down her neck under her shirts running his hands over her petty breast.

‘Petty... ?Sango is not as full figured as Kagome but is her breasts this small?’ ‘ No mind I am not a breast man anyway.’

He kisses her lightly on the lips and slip his hand down and behind her giving bottom a good squeeze. Which induce a low moan from Sango, more like a growl really ( Blind people can see where this is going.) almost unhuman.

“Like that do you Sango?”

Miroku says while rubbing her bottom. Just then Kagome comes running into the hut.

“ Hey guys I forgot my book ba...”

She never got the to finish her notice Sango sprawled out on a futon and Miroku hovering over her and where was, is hand placed?

“ Kagome ...” Sango says headily “I can explain.”

“Explain... Explain! All this time I thought I was your friend and now here you are and...

“ Sorry Kagome I should have told you are my friend after all, is there any thing I can do to make this up to you.”

“... I don’t know Sango...”

Miroku decided that he had an ideal that could clean up this whole mess.

“ Yes Sango you well make it up to Kagome...”

He smiles seductively and says ... “ Kagome care to join us.”

She smiles. “Why Miroku I thought, you’d never ask.”

‘Yes funny will be had by all.’

Oh how wrong he well find himself to be in these next instances.

Kagome made her way over to Sango and Miroku. Wrapping he arms around his waist kissing the back of his neck while he made his way back up to Sango breasts. He slightly turned his head so that he could fill Kagome wet lips on his. She runs her hand down his chest. He let out a low moan.

“...Kagome.”

He returns his attention to the lovely beauty below him removing his hands from her breast he starts, with the help of Kagome to remover her close. He takes his time, allowing Kagome to remover Sango top while he runs his hands over her legs her milky white thighs. He pauses for a minute or for effect he really didn’t know. He ventures up her thigh even further to her womanhood and...

“...”

“ You Bastard.”

Inuyasha screams half cloth push the offending Monk off him quickly moving to the other side of the bottom of the well.

“ Inuyasha It’s not what it looks like I can explain... you see Sango...small breast... and Kagome’s bag...and joining us...Sango had a dic...”

“Shut up Miroku...”

“But Inuyasha I was just trying to explain what I was doing to you when you...”

“ Nothing happened! and WE’LL never talk of it again.”

“ But...”

“ I said NOTHING HAPPENED!”

Just then Kagome cat Buyo made his presence known, well I would say he was there the whole time. Inuyasha thought he saw laughter in his eyes. ( But what he really saw was that stuff that cats get in their eyes when they get a cold. And if you don’t keep it clean their eyes get glues shut. Then you try to get it out but they run from you. And in their attempt too hide from you they run into things like the couch, tables, walls, phone cords, Grandma and her new hip.)

“ NOTHING HAPPENED YOU STUPID! FUCKING CAT!”
Inuyasha screams at the top of his lugs.

This earned a “ meow” for Buyo.

“ What’s that suppose to mean? ARE YOU TRY TO SAY I AM GAY?” Inuyasha ranted.

Out of nowhere or what seemed like nowhere to Inuyasha Miroku appeared.

“Inuyasha that’s just a cat.” Miroku says trying to calm Inuyasha down “ Like you said nothing happened.”

“DON’T TOUCH ME!”

He says while try to move as far away from Miroku a humanly or in this case demonly possible.

“ I know nothing happened but try telling him that.”

Inuyasha points to the fat cat cleaning himself on the lips of the well. Miroku sweat dropped.

‘ Yeah I’ll do just that’

While Miroku was trying to figure out how to calm Inuyasha down so he would get them out of the well Inuyasha lost what little composure he had.

“ He’s going to say something I just know.” “ Then everybody will know what happened.”

“Nothing happened Inuyasha.” He Ignored Miroku and went on...

“ God, words spread, you know what if Kouga finds out he’ll never let me live it down.”

“ God, What about Kagome, Kikyou, Naraku, oh god no Sesshoumaru!”

“ It was just a dream about Sango and Kagome.” He Ignored Miroku and went on...

“ Sesshoumaru... Why didn’t I think about him first, he’s already want to kill me now he can try while making fun of me.”

“Inuyasha shouldn’t we get out of the well.”

“Your right Miroku I have to get that cat before he goes running his mouth.”

Inuyasha made ready to jump, seeing this Miroku put all causation and the reminder of Inuyasha sanity or lack there of aside and latched onto the half-crazed demon. Inuyasha jumped out of the well landing safely on the grown. He then set out to confront the malevolent cat.He made a grab for buyo’s neck but the cat was surprisingly fast giving it weight.

“ Inuyasha... Miroku said from Inuyasha back.

“ AHHHHHHHHH... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING MIROKU I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH ME .”

“Yes I know but I had to get out the well some how.”

In the mix of this they never noticed Kagome’s Grand father making his way to the door of the well house an opening it.

“ What all the commotion.?”

“Oh Inuyasha nice to see you and you bought a friend with you.”

Buyo jumped into the old man arms and looked at Inuyasha and Miroku.

“Meow” It said.

The eerie calm that came over the room when Kagome’s grand father entered was gone.

“ You heard it’s it making fun of me I’ll get you, you fucking fur ball.”

And the madness ensued...


Author’s notes:
I really think this chap was better than the first. Please review and I’ll write more.