InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha's Very Bad Mistake ❯ Inuyasha's Very Bad Mistake ( One-Shot )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha at all. Rumiko Takahashi owns him.

Oh boy, Kagome was in a very obscene bad mood today. Her period had befallen her...and she's cranky as hell. To make matters worse, she has to go to the Feudal Era in a pissy mood. Sota was very careful that he didn't get into her way. Though, he did give her some aspirin just in case somebody was going to need it. Her grandpa never did have to walk on eggshells around her. He's put up with it from Kagome's mother when she was little. However, in the Feudal era...Inuyasha was waiting around the well. Let's face it; he's always in a foul mood when she has to go back from time to time.

"Damn it when the fuck is she coming back?” Inuyasha asked.

"Oh, drop the attitude!" Shippo snapped. "You know she got to go back to not be like you!"

"What did you say runt?" Inuyasha snapped back.

"You heard what I said!"

"How would you like to face the same fate as Naraku?"

"Yeah right, you couldn't even kill Koga of all demons if you wanted to!"

"I'm going to hurt you badly."

While these two were arguing...Miroku came up and calmed things down. It seems that Sango's in the same pissy mood as the soon to be there Kagome. He rubbed her ass...and she nearly ripped his arm out. He sighed and he looked to Inuyasha and Shippo to then give some wisdom (if you call it that) to them.

"You know, Kagome would really not come back the way you're both acting," Miroku said.

"Oh, I don't want that to happen," Shippo said. He's only in it for those pocky sticks.

"Inuyasha, it'd be hell if she quit bringing you ramen," Miroku then added. The half-breed dog demon then froze up.

"Now that I've made that clear, let's wait quietly."

"What'd you do to Sango?" Shippo then asked.

"I felt her bottom...on accident."

"Is she in a bad mood to?"

"She most definitely is."

"Then we better make sure we don't mess up then."

"A very good idea, Shippo, you don’t want to get killed either.”

The boys then waited quietly for Kagome, while Sango came. She was still pissed with Miroku for the accidental feel. She decided to kill him later. Kagome came though the well with the overstuffed backpack. Shippo took a whiff of the air...and he jumped back a good 20 feet. he figured out that she was in very bad mood.

"Hello Kagome," Shippo said...nervously, "how are you?"

"Oh hi Shippo," Kagome said as she got the pocky sticks for him and gave them up, "I'm good...why'd you jump back 20 feet."

"I just go spooked," Shippo lied.

"Oh, don't worry, it must have been reflexes."

"Alright, we should get going...Inuyasha's in a foul mood."

"He is, is he?"

"Yes he is."

They all then went though to find Naraku to put him out of his misery. Though, Inuyasha took that whiff and he caught it. Kagome must be on that damned period too! However, for as much as Kagome abuses the rosary...it'd be something if she were to overpower him. Though, he was dangerously close to pissing her off.

"Hey Kagome, what's the matter?" Inuyasha asked.

"IT'S NONE OF YOUR DAMNED BUSINESS!" Kagome snapped, sending Shippo into Miroku's arms and Miroku into Sango's arms.

"Well excuse me for caring!" Inuyasha snapped.

'Inuyasha you idiot,' Shippo and Miroku thought, as they got down from Sango's arms, 'don't because she'll kill you off.'

"Oh...I'm sorry," Kagome said. "I've just been stressed out."

"You know...you should do something to get your stress down," Inuyasha said.

"Oh alright, that would help out," Kagome said.

"It's getting dark...we better find a place to make camp tonight."

"Sure, I'll help out."

They walked for a few minutes more...then they all made camp. However, Inuyasha was on a tree looking out for the undesirables...like Koga, Sesshomaru, Naraku and his crew, and those damn panther demons. Sango still had Miroku scared from earlier in the day...and she came to help Kagome with the fire. However, when Inuyasha came back...he did something unthinkable.

"Well, Kagome, the only reason why you and Sango are in a bad mood is because of that damned period," He declared.

"What'd you say?!" Kagome snapped.

"I said you’re pissy because of a thing at the end of a sentence!” He said...not really understanding what a period for a woman meant.

Then that's when it happened...she didn't get him with the rosary as he expected. She got in him in a figure four leg lock that rivals that of Owen Hart! Inuyasha was crying out in pain as this was the most painful thing in the world to experience. Miroku then went to Sango and was bowing and scraping. Kirara and Shippo were just watching without being fazed by it.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU ROTTEN BASTARD!" Kagome snapped...about to break off Inuyasha's legs.

"LET GO, YOU WENCH!" Inuyasha snapped back.

"SAY MY NAME BITCH!"

"I SAID LET ME GO!"

"YOU FUCKER, YOU'RE GONNA SAY MY NAME!"

Kagome then demonstrated the strength of a pissed off woman. She picked him up and she ended up doing a German suplex on him! She then got him in the full nelson ready to break his neck. He did break the hold...only to be put back in the same figure four leg lock that he was in before. She then snapped out on him.

"SO YOU THINK THIS IS BECAUSE OF MY PERIOD TOO?!" Kagome raged.

"LET ME GO!" Inuyasha cried out.

"THEN SAY MY NAME BITCH!"

"I'M SORRY KAGOME!"

"Good," Kagome then said, "now don't ever do that again."

Inuyasha's now in some very bad pain. Shippo shook his head and took the abused half-breed out of sight. Miroku decided it'd be a lot easier to let Sango be the queen. A few minutes later after the one-sided brawl...Inuyasha was facing away from Kagome. Shippo then looked to Kagome and he wanted to try to calm her down.

"Kagome, are you alright?" Shippo asked.

"Shippo, I'm sorry I scared you!" She said crying and put his head on her chest...causing him to blush.

"I-it's okay," Shippo said. "I understand you're not yourself that one time of month."

"You understand?"

"Yeah, I decided I'd better not start up with Inuyasha or he'll get worse."

"Thank you for being so understanding," Kagome said. Then Kirara came and licked her fingertips softly.

"You're welcome."

Meanwhile, Inuyasha's brooding because he let Kagome kick his ass. Sango came over and she was ready to give him more of the same...but saw how humiliated he was. She just brought him back to the fire and decided she'd keep watch so he can mend himself so he'd have a body left after he has it out.

"Miroku...tonight just wasn’t my night,” Inuyasha said.

"You're right...just be grateful that...." Miroku said while Inuyasha hushed her.

"Don't give her any ideas on how to make it hurt worse."

"I understand...though, I just hope she saves that for Naraku."

"Now that'd be funny as hell!" Inuyasha then exclaimed and started laughing.

Well...tonight wasn't a total loss. Inuyasha got his pride back and he went on watch. Maybe Kagome's episode would have some uses after all. Until then, he now knows to leave her alone. He then continued to smile in his sleep seeing Kagome getting Naraku in that same situation he got into...while Sango used a branding Iron against him.

"Hey what's he so happy about?" Kagome asked.

"Oh, he's just having a good dream," Sango said.

"Well, is it a violent one?"

"Yep, he wants you to get Naraku the same way."

"Oh, well, all I needed was a branding Iron to put the hurting on him."

"That'd be a bit too much."

"Don't worry, he learned his lesson."

Inuyasha may had learned his lesson...but he knows that he'll be able to pick with her for most of the year. Then again, this was something that he'd never live down if anybody else but the group saw what happened. The night just went on as nothing happened. In short, Inuyasha paid for his very bad mistake.