InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha Sells Out! ❯ Kagura for Baka & Baka, LLC ( Chapter 4 )

Kagura for Baka & Baka, LLC

 

Another fabulous episode of Inuyasha comes to a close, and immediately after the preview for the next episode the station launches into a commercial break. A familiar face appears in the first advertisement.

 

The scene is an impressive office, all the furnishings exquisitely polished. In the background sits a tall book shelf, lined with endless volumes of text appearing in mint condition. An attractive young woman stands smiling in the foreground, her clothing and jewelry revealing her wealth and fine taste.

 

“Hello, my name is Kagura,” she says, her tone bright and engaging. “And I used to be a minion. My master was an evil overlord intent on world domination, and he mistreated me. He once kept me chained in a dungeon for three days for a tiny disobedience. I thought there was no escape, until I heard about the Law Offices of Baka & Baka. The skilled and passionate attorneys fought for my rights, and got me three million dollars in damages! Now my former master works at a pig farm, where I think he fits in wonderfully.”

 

Now a man steps into the frame, and the camera pans over until only he is on the screen. His handsome radiance captivates all who lay eyes on him, and his marvelously charming smile practically causes orgasms whenever he flashes it. Millions of women hastily grab paper and pen, pushing their boyfriends and husbands out of the way, just so they may write down how to contact this god among men.

 

“I am attorney K. Baka,” the Adonis says. “If you are a minion, and you think your master is mistreating you and not giving you the respect you deserve, please contact my firm. We will fight for your rights and do our very best to emancipate you from your master and get you millions in damages, just like Kagura. And we don't collect anything from you until you are free. I hope to meet you personally very soon.”

 

The man fades into the background and contact information appears on the screen. “The Law Offices of Baka & Baka,” a deep, announcer-type voice states, “you can't fight your master, but they can.”

 

The screen fades out, and the station moves on to the next commercial.

 

A/N - for those of you who don't know, I'm in law school right now, which kind of makes the joke. Warning: lawyers in this story are not as attractive in real life. XDDD