InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha super duper randomness ❯ Beauty Pageant,loadsa homework,pain and insanity ( Chapter 8 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Hi hi everyone!Wat up?Anyways more isanity here!So read and review ya'lll!

DISCLAIMER:

All:I think this is getting kind of annoying.
Saimai:Guess what!
All:You don't own us.
Saimai:True but i was gonna say I have a inuyasha toture doll.

~~Beauty Pageant,loadsa homework,pain and insanity~~

Saimai:I have an idea.
Inu:Great she was a new idea to toture us all.
Kag:Well,im not being totured actually its you and sesshy
I&S:No fair!
Sango:Why con't they toture Miro too!
Miro:HEY YOU GUYS ALWAYS PUMMEL ME!
All expet miro:*pummels him*
Miro:See!X_X
Sesshy:*is praying that saimai's idea won't be so bad*
Saimai:Who do you think is hunkier!Kouga,Sesshy,Inu,Naraku or Miro!
Males:Well i guess it that bad.
Females:YAY!
Yoshii:Please review your opinions loyal slav...errr readers...
All:O_o
Big guys in black suits:We have come from Georgette greenbush.
Saimai:Don't you mean George bush?
BGIBS(using acros):No...Anyway your pageant we'll be shown live from around the world.
Yoshii:Pulled some strings.
Males:How could you..
Females:The Inuyasha male characters stalker guild got the idea.
Males:*sobs*
Saimai:KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM MMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Kagome:yes...
Saimai:Do my homework!*drops a bazillion books on kag*
Kagome:OWWW!!!
Saimai:Yoshii?Drop you homework too!
Yoshii:YAY!
Kagome:....X_X.....
Inu:Haha!Feel my pain!
Kagome:SIT!
Inu:*wham*
The rest:A NEW CHAIR!*sits*
I&K:X_X
Sesshy:HAHA!
Rin and sesshy stalkers:You must feel their pain!
Sesshy:RIN?!NO!!!
Rin:SIT FLUFFYKINS!
Sesshy:*wham*
I&K:FEEL OUR PAIN!
Sesshy:Im feeling it...X_X
Saimai:Psst what now?
Yoshii:I know!*claps hands*
Sango:Salon?
S&Y:Yes we shall give hair cuts!
InuTachi:No!!!
Inu:*runs*
Sesshy:Actually i could use one.
Rin:But fluffykins!
Sesshy:I do not want to look like a girl anymore!
Saimai:*cuts*
Sesshy:*looks in miror*O_o
Rest:O__________________o
S&Y:^^
Rin:Fluffykins!
Sesshy:Can i have my hair back?*sobs*
Inu:HAHA!YOU LOOK SO WEEEEEEIIIIIRRRDDDD
Sesshy:*sobs*
Yoshii:Your turn Inu-Chan!
Inu:What?!NO!!!WIND SCAR!*destroys salon*
Saimai:What have you done?!
Kagome:Can i?
S&Y:YES!!!FOR 5 MINUTES PLEASE!
Inu:Oh no..
Kagome:okay...SITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSITSIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

5 minutes later:

Kag:SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!< br /> Inu:X_X
Sango:Did you kill him?
Saimai:I think she did.
Kag:Oh no!
Saimai:The Story!
Kag:My love!
Sango:The fans!
Miroku:YAY!IM THE NEW SUTEST GUY IN INUYASHA!
Saimai:NO WE HAVE TO REVIVE HIM HOW WOULD THE SHOW WORK IS IT WAS NAMED MIROKU?!!?!?!
Sesshy:Very pervertish.
Kagome:I know lets transform sesshy into inuyasha!
Sesshy:Ohno..

A few moment later:

Sesshy:...
Kagome:He looks exactly like him!
Saimai:Girl power!
Inu:*wakes up*Is that sesshy?
Girl:HE"S ALIVE!
Kag:Yay my love is alive!
Inu:You almost killed me *sobs*
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Is it short?Well i'll update soon anyway so sit tight and stay tuned!Don't forget please review who you want to win the beauty pageant,Kouga,Naraku,Sesshy,Miroku or Inuyasha!