InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ InuYasha Survivor! ❯ It Begins! ( Chapter 1 )

Hello! Welcome to InuYasha Survivor! This will be pretty much like the TV reality show that they air. Only difference is that InuYasha characters will be the contestants! So enjoy and R+R!

Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha!

It Begins!

Tache: *goes to Japan* *transports InuYasha, Kagome, Shippo, Miroku, Sango, Kirara, Naraku, Kikyo, Kagura, Kanna, Sesshomaru, and Jaken there*

InuYasha: Why are we all suddenly here?

Tache: You are all here to be my contestants on InuYasha Survivor!

Everyone: What's InuYasha Survivor?

Tache: Has anyone ever seen the reality TV show, Survivor?

Everyone: No!

Tache: Well I'm dividing you 12 into two equal teams. We are all going to go to a hardly populated island of Japan. Both teams will only be given certain supplies. Your packing list is only clothes and ONE luxury idem. This luxury idem may NOT be something that could help like food or water. Although for some strange reason, I'm allowing weapons.

Everyone: Oh!

Later that day

Everyone: *is out buying things on their packing list*

Miroku: *buys a play boy magazine for his luxury item*

Sango: Pervert!

The next day

Tache: *transports everyone to a hardly populated island of Japan*

Everyone: WOW!

Tache: OK here are the teams. InuYasha, Kagome, Shippo, Miroku, Sango, and Kirara are on team Inu-Tachi!

Inu-Tachi: What kind of name is that?!?!

Tache: Naraku, Kikyo, Kagura, Kanna, Sesshomaru, and Jaken are on team Evil Guys!

Evil Guys: That's a lame name!

Tache: Now to give both teams their map to their camp! *gives Inu-Tachi and Evil Guys map to their camp* Now everyone is to go over to that spot over there one at a time to introduce them selves and tell everyone their luxury item!

At the introduction

InuYasha: Hi! I'm InuYasha! I'm 100 in human years, but in demon years I'm 20! I'm half-dog demon! My luxury item is my Tetsusaiga!

Kagome: I'm Kagome Higurashi! I'm 15 and I'm in high school! I'm the reincarnation of a priestess. I'm human and LOVE InuYasha! My luxury item is my school books!

Shippo: HELLO! My name is Shippo! I'm 50 in human years but in demon years I'm 6! I'm a fox demon! My luxury item is a top!

Miroku: Hello ladies! I'm Miroku! I'm 19 and a Buddhist monk! I'm a perverts human male and I love to grope women and ask them to bear my child! My luxury item is a play boy magazine!

Sango: Hi! I'm Sango! I'm a 16 year old demon slayer! I like to slay demons and whack Miroku when he gropes me! My luxury item is my Hiraikotsu!

Kirara: MEOW! MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW! MEOW MEOW! (Translation: I'm Kirara! I'm a cat demon and loyal pet/friend of Sango! My luxury item is a cat ball!)

Naraku: I'm Naraku! I'm 65 in human years but in demon years I'm 15! I'm a half-demon! I wasn't always half-demon! I was born when that human bandit Onigumo got devoured by demons! My luxury item is ¾ of the Shikon no Tama!

Kikyo: I'm Kikyo! I'm 17 years old! I'm a priestess! I died 50 years ago then was brought back! My luxury item is some dead souls!

Kagura: Hi, my name is Kagura! I'm 15! I was born from Naraku! I'm a wind witch! My luxury item is my fan!

Kanna: I'm Kanna. I'm 10. I'm a demon of void. I was born from Naraku. My luxury item is my mirror.

Sesshomaru: I'm Lord Sesshomaru! Demon lord of the Western Lands! I'm 110 in human years but in demon years I'm 25! My luxury item is Tokijin!

Jaken: I'm Jaken! Servant of Lord Sesshomaru! I'm an imp! I'm 100 in human years, but in demon years I'm 20! My luxury item is my human head staff!

Tache: Now that the introductions are over, go find your camp!

With Inu-Tachi

Kagome: The map says it's in this direction! *points in a direction*

InuYasha: That's what you said last time wench!

Kagome: InuYasha, sit!

InuYasha: *slams to ground* WENCH!

Kagome: SIT!

InuYasha: *slams to ground again*

Miroku: *shakes head* He'll never learn! *gropes Sango*

Sango: NITHER WILL YOU! *whacks Miroku with Hiraikotsu*

Miroku: @.@

With Evil Guys

Kikyo: This way! *walks in hole* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Naraku: Bitch!

Kikyo: WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!

Kagura: This is stupid!

Sesshomaru: Agree! Give me the map! *look at map* That way!

With Inu-Tachi

Kagome: *sees camp* There's the camp!

Shippo: Finally!

Kirara: MEOW!

InuYasha: Now let's build the fire!

Miroku: How?

Shippo: Like this! FOX FIRE! *lights fire*

Sango: Impressive!

With Evil Guys

Sesshomaru: There's the camp!

Kikyo: YAH! *runs to camp and trips* OW!

Kagura: *walks in camp* Now what?

Naraku: We build a hut of course!

Jaken: Then let's chop down some trees!

Everyone: *cuts down trees*

Kikyo: Now let's build the hut!

Everyone: *tries to build a hut*

With Inu-Tachi

Miroku: WOW! Our camp now looks like an average village from our time!

Sango: And Shippo even managed to plant vegetables!

Shippo: Yup! I'm very useful!

Kagome: I'd say!

InuYasha: Now let's each go sleep in our private hut!

With Evil Guys

Sesshomaru: Way to go guys! Our hut looks like a pile of sticks!

Naraku: It wouldn't look like this if Kagura would stop using her wind to move things!

Kagura: Well Kikyo keep on falling on the hut!

Kikyo: And that imp kept on burning it down with his staff!

Jaken: Well that white girl hardly helped!

Everyone: *starts fighting and knocks down their hut….er I mean pile of sticks*

Kikyo: Now look what you guys did!

Sesshomaru: ME?!?! It was YOU!

Kikyo: No it wasn't!

Kagura: Can we just go to sleep now!

Everyone: *sleeps out in the opening*

Rain: *comes down*

Kikyo: Great! Now it's raining!

The next morning with Inu-Tachi

InuYasha: *wakes everyone up* Time for breakfast!

Kagome: Oh look! The vegetables grew all ready!

Shippo: YUP! I used miracle grow on them!

Kagome: Way to go, Shippo! *cooks vegetables over fire*

With Bad Guys

Kikyo: What's for breakfast?

Naraku: We have a chose between drip and leaves.

Everyone: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *eats dirt and leaves*

TBC…

Oh the poor Evil Guys! I only really feel sorry for Sesshomaru though! I just couldn't think of any other evil characters on InuYasha! Review!