InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Inuyasha Theories ❯ Theory #1: The Fluffy. ( Chapter 1 )

Here's some flames I received from an ignorant person:

 

From: Izumiko ( http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1327371/ )

 

it would have been funny is InuYasha had pulled down his pants and PROVED he

was a MALE, and, 1 thing, kagome needs to die, she suckes **, she can go date

koga, InuYasha is better than her, and 'yasha' means DEMON, not FEMALE DEMONE,

you mother ** tit sucker son of a ** hoe ** wipe i hope you grow up to have

many children and they all get their internal organs ripped out of them,

slowly and painfully, then the killer smears them down your throat. you can go

jerk off in a comic book, i hope you get paper cuts on your nuts and they fall

of bastard!

 

Theory three makes sense, but Sesshoumaru-sama never carried the Staff of Two

Heads before Jaken came along. If I remeber corectly, I think it was in the

episod 'Jaken's plan to steal Tetsigia', there is a flash-back to when

Sesshoumaru and Jaken meet. Jaken was leader of a bunch of ugly green

toad-demons, and was about to be killed by another demon when Sesshoumaru came

along and said "you're in my way, move", and the demon didn't, so he killed

it, then later, after Jaken asked to be his servant, Sesshoumaru-sama had his

hand in a water-fall, then threw the Staff of Two Heads at Jaken, and said "if

you can use it, you can have it" and Jaken said he would be honored, blah blah

blah, and Sesshoumaru-sama never refers to himself as 'this Sesshoumaru'.

 

wow... you're an idiot. I had always wondered what it was, so did some

research. And, in most sites, it said that the creator of the show was trying

to make the fluffy thin on Sesshoumaru's shoulder armor, but got carried away.

 

 

My reply: Obviously, you've never watched it in Japanese, then. In the Japanese version, he speaks in third person CONSTANTLY, which is actually normal for the language. Regarding his fluffy thing, it was a joke, moron, and I pointed out that my friend said it was a parasite, not me. This is merely my interpretation of what she said. Before you start trying to be a smartass, please read my notes thoroughly and try to appreciate it for its humorous value. Also, he was in search of the Staff of Two Heads, so if Jaken had not come along, he would have carried it around anyway. Also, you're very immature--regarding your comment about Inuyasha's name. Once again, read my notes. It clearly states that I know the meaning of his real name and I am merely poking fun at an alternate meaning. Goddess, people like you annoy me.

 

But, yes, I do agree that if he had pulled down his hakama to prove he's a guy, it would be really funny. And I also hate Kagome. Yay for mutual hatred. Furthermore, you are the only person who has flamed me who can spell correctly, which is appreciated.

 

(I eagerly await to see if this person replies to that. If he/she does, I will post that as well!)

 

My Inuyasha Theories:

 

Theory #1:

 

The Truth Behind the Fluffy.

 

Sesshomaru's “Fluffy” is, in fact, a parasitic demon. So claims a friend of mine who researched it.

 

The strange thing is that his father has a “fluffy” and so does his mother.

Here comes the “theory” part:

 

So, apparently, everyone in this family gets attacked by a parasitic demon—even if they're just married in to the family.

 

Has anyone else noticed that Sesshy-kun's “fluffy” actually grows and shrinks randomly (sucking his blood) throughout the series? In the beginning, he can look over it. Later on, it seems as though he has to look around it.

 

One may argue and say that he does, in fact, move it around from time to time and lie on it and such. However, it could just be that it latches on somewhere else. He can manipulate it, to a point. That it's alive could also explain why it shrinks and grows from time to time too.

 

Interesting, right? Now I've got a funny little parody here about it:

 

Inuyasha and friends are walking along through a forest, talking amongst themselves, bickering occasionally, and basically, just trying to pass time. Endlessly traveling got boring after a while.

Inuyasha was walking slightly behind the others, and they were too lost in their banter to pay any attention to him. He had been feeling weird lately, like something he couldn't see or even smell was watching him.

Something suddenly leaped out at him. He yelped in surprise, then yelled in fear. A giant, fluffy parasite and just latched itself to his left shoulder. The others looked at him and frowned.

“Inuyasha… What are you doing?” Kagome wondered, as it looked like he was combating a very large, very fluffy pillow—and losing at that. He yelped in pain when it buried its teeth into his shoulder, digging in and attaching itself firmly. The parasitic demon rearranged itself into a more comfortable position, falling in just the same way that Sesshomaru's “fluffy” did, only on the other shoulder. Inuyasha almost immediately realized this and let loose an involuntary scream of terror. The world seemed hell-bent on making him similar to his brother.

He grabbed Tetsuiga, but it was useless. He couldn't use its power, for fear of killing himself in the process. Well, maybe he could try to slice it off. Stupid idea. The damned sword was too enormous for that. He ran over to Kagome and grabbed one of her arrows, stabbing at the thing furiously. Its fur, while very soft, was also very long, and he couldn't find its actual body. It was like the entire thing was made out of fluff, with a very thin central body, getting thicker the closer it got to it. He couldn't find the body! He ended up stabbing himself with the arrow before he threw it on the ground angrily.

“What's going on?” Sango demanded.

“It's a parasitic demon,” Miroku helpfully said.

Inuyasha glared at him. “I know that! How do I get it off?”

Kagome looked at the fluffy and poked it, frowning. “Well, we can try to dig it out, or we can burn it. That's how you get rid of normal parasites.”

So, they attempted to look through the fluff and try to find the actual body, but the fluff was so close together and thick that they couldn't get to it to remove it. Inuyasha was just grateful that it wasn't painful anymore. Actually, the fluff was kind of nice… No, he had to get rid of it now!

“Guess we have to burn it,” Kagome said, fishing through her bag for a lighter. Inuyasha began to panic. If she set him on fire… The fire-rat cloth would protect him for the most part, but the fluff was pretty close to his face and his hair, so… He froze, staring at her. She removed a silver lighter from her bag and flipped it open. She tested it once then reached for him.

He leaped backwards. “No! No!” he yelled. What was this? There was only one person he could ask: one of the people he hated the most in the world.

He turned and took off, on the hunt for the person he usually tried to avoid at all costs.

After running for most of the day, he finally caught a whiff of Sesshomaru's scent. He just hoped that the damned dog demon wouldn't run off or attack him. He just wanted to know if there was a way to get it off.

He was in such a hurry that he almost collided with Sesshomaru. Said demon lord stared at him for a moment, then continued walking, his troupe following him.

“Hey, wait! You gotta tell me how to get rid of this thing!” Inuyasha yelled, pointing to the fluffy obscenity on his shoulder.

“You can't,” Sesshomaru told him, not bothering to look back or even slow down. Inuyasha stared at him for a moment in horror, then chased after him.

“What? Wadda ya mean?”

Sesshomaru disliked Inuyasha being in such close proximity and not dead, but he was in no mood to attack him right now. “It is a ridiculous and unbreakable curse placed on the dog demon line. Accept it.”

Despite his efforts, Inuyasha could not pry a better explanation from Sesshomaru, so he gave up and left.