InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ InuYasha Truth or Dare At My House ❯ Truth or Dare Round #1 ( Chapter 1 )

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Hi! This is my first story on FF.net so be nice! I hope you like it! I know InuYasha truth or dare has been done before but deel with it!

Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha (did you think I did? Does my name look like Rumiko Takahashi?) I do own The Bug though! (Although I don't know if that's a good thing of a bad thing)

InuYasha Truth or Dare At MY HOUSE!!!!!

Tache: *is bored so brings the Inu-gang to life as well as the bad guys and The Bug*

InuYasha: WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Tache: YOUR AT MY HOUSE FOR *dum dum doom!* TRUTH OR DARE!!!!!!!!!

Everyone (except Kagome): What's truth or dare?

Tache: Truth or dare is a game when you ask someone truth or dare. If they say truth you ask them a question they have to answer truthfully and if they say dare you dare them to do something and they MUST do it!!!!!!! Understand?!?!?!

Everyone: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tache: Naraku, truth or dare?

Naraku: DARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tache: I dare you to CHANGE your NAME to *dum dum doom!* ANGELA!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Angela: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! HOW DARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Tache: I dare very easily!

Angela: KUSO! Kikyo, truth or dare?

Kikyo: DARE!

Angela: I DARE YOU TO MAKE OUT WITH ME IN THAT CLOSET FOR 1 HOUR!!!!!

Kikyo: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tache: OK, go do it!

Kikyo: NO I WON'T! I REFUSE TO MAKE OUT WITH THAT BABOON!!!!!!!

Angela: I'm hurt!

Tache: TO BAD! *pushes Kikyo and Angela in a closet and locks the door*

1 hour later

Tache: *unlocks the closet*

Kikyo: *burst outta closet* I NEVER, EVER WANT TO SEE THAT BABOON NAKED AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tache: GO TO HELL!

Kikyo: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Tache: I said, go to hell!

Kikyo: Why you, InuYasha, truth or dare?

InuYasha: Truth.

Kikyo: Do you love me?!?!?!?!

InuYasha: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE KAGOME!

Tache: *gives InuYasha death glare*

InuYasha: *is scared* I mean I love Tache!

Tache: That's better.

InuYasha: Miroku, truth or dare?

Miroku: Truth.

InuYasha: When was the first time you ever did something perverted?

Miroku: When I was born, I groped my mother's butt.

Everyone: O.O WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Miroku: Sango, truth or dare?

Sango: Um…. Dare.

Miroku: I dare you to let me grope your butt without beating me!!!!!!!!

Sango: NANI?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Miroku: *grope grope*

Sango: *goes tence*

Miroku: Ah, the feel of a woman's butt.

InuYasha: Pervert!

Sango: Kagome-chan, truth or dare?

Kagome: Truth.

Sango: *smirks* Do you love InuYasha?

Kagome: YES!

Tache: *death glares Kagome*

Kagome: I mean no and Tache should have him.

Tache: That's better.

Kagome: The Bug, truth or dare?

The Bug: TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kagome: Are you really lesbian?

The Bug: YUP, and would you marry me? *strips*

Kagome: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! *knocks The Bug out*

1 hour later

The Bug: *wakes up* Kagura, truth or dare?

Kagura: DARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Bug: I DARE YOU TO KISS ME FOR 1 FULL DAY!

Kagura: NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Tache: *takes out glue and glues The Bug's and Kagura's lips together*

The next day

Tache: *pulls the 2 apart*

Kagura: Koga, truth or dare?

Koga: DARE!

Kagura: I dare you to leave Kagome alone for the week!

Koga: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Myoga, truth or dare?

Myoga: *is scared* T-truth!

Koga: Why are you always so scared?

Myoga: Because I don't want to die!

Everyone: OH!

Myoga: Kanna, truth or dare?

Kanna: Dare.

Myoga: I dare you to smile!

Kanna: *tries to smile and ends up fainting*

1 hour later

Kanna: *get's up* Kohaku, truth or dare?

Kohaku: Dare.

Kanna: I dare you to kiss Miroku.

Miroku: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kohaku: *kisses Miroku*

Miroku: *faints*

Kohaku: Sesshomaru, truth or dare?

Sesshomaru: DARE!

Kohaku: I dare you to run outside naked and lick the first old lady you see!

Sesshomaru: NANI?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Everyone: *laughs*

Sesshomaru: *runs outside naked*

Kaede: *walks over*

Sesshomaru: *shudders and licks Kaede*

Kaede: WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Sesshomaru: Tache, truth or dare?

Tache: DARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sesshomaru: I DARE YOU TO KISS INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tache: OK! *kisses InuYasha*

To be continued…

OK, that's the end of that round! Hope you've enjoyed! Please please review! But please, NO FLAMES OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS! I TAKE KARATE AND KICKING YOUR ASS WON'T BE A PROBLEM FOR ME!