InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ InuYasha Truth or Dare At My House ❯ Truth or Dare Round #1 ( Chapter 1 )
Hi! This is my first story on FF.net so be nice! I hope you like it! I know InuYasha truth or dare has been done before but deel with it!
Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha (did you think I did? Does my name look like Rumiko Takahashi?) I do own The Bug though! (Although I don't know if that's a good thing of a bad thing)
InuYasha Truth or Dare At MY HOUSE!!!!!
Tache: *is bored so brings the Inu-gang to life as well as the bad guys and The Bug*
InuYasha: WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Tache: YOUR AT MY HOUSE FOR *dum dum doom!* TRUTH OR DARE!!!!!!!!!
Everyone (except Kagome): What's truth or dare?
Tache: Truth or dare is a game when you ask someone truth or dare. If they say truth you ask them a question they have to answer truthfully and if they say dare you dare them to do something and they MUST do it!!!!!!! Understand?!?!?!
Everyone: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tache: Naraku, truth or dare?
Naraku: DARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tache: I dare you to CHANGE your NAME to *dum dum doom!* ANGELA!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angela: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! HOW DARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Tache: I dare very easily!
Angela: KUSO! Kikyo, truth or dare?
Kikyo: DARE!
Angela: I DARE YOU TO MAKE OUT WITH ME IN THAT CLOSET FOR 1 HOUR!!!!!
Kikyo: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tache: OK, go do it!
Kikyo: NO I WON'T! I REFUSE TO MAKE OUT WITH THAT BABOON!!!!!!!
Angela: I'm hurt!
Tache: TO BAD! *pushes Kikyo and Angela in a closet and locks the door*
1 hour later
Tache: *unlocks the closet*
Kikyo: *burst outta closet* I NEVER, EVER WANT TO SEE THAT BABOON NAKED AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tache: GO TO HELL!
Kikyo: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Tache: I said, go to hell!
Kikyo: Why you, InuYasha, truth or dare?
InuYasha: Truth.
Kikyo: Do you love me?!?!?!?!
InuYasha: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE KAGOME!
Tache: *gives InuYasha death glare*
InuYasha: *is scared* I mean I love Tache!
Tache: That's better.
InuYasha: Miroku, truth or dare?
Miroku: Truth.
InuYasha: When was the first time you ever did something perverted?
Miroku: When I was born, I groped my mother's butt.
Everyone: O.O WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Miroku: Sango, truth or dare?
Sango: Um…. Dare.
Miroku: I dare you to let me grope your butt without beating me!!!!!!!!
Sango: NANI?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Miroku: *grope grope*
Sango: *goes tence*
Miroku: Ah, the feel of a woman's butt.
InuYasha: Pervert!
Sango: Kagome-chan, truth or dare?
Kagome: Truth.
Sango: *smirks* Do you love InuYasha?
Kagome: YES!
Tache: *death glares Kagome*
Kagome: I mean no and Tache should have him.
Tache: That's better.
Kagome: The Bug, truth or dare?
The Bug: TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagome: Are you really lesbian?
The Bug: YUP, and would you marry me? *strips*
Kagome: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! *knocks The Bug out*
1 hour later
The Bug: *wakes up* Kagura, truth or dare?
Kagura: DARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Bug: I DARE YOU TO KISS ME FOR 1 FULL DAY!
Kagura: NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Tache: *takes out glue and glues The Bug's and Kagura's lips together*
The next day
Tache: *pulls the 2 apart*
Kagura: Koga, truth or dare?
Koga: DARE!
Kagura: I dare you to leave Kagome alone for the week!
Koga: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Myoga, truth or dare?
Myoga: *is scared* T-truth!
Koga: Why are you always so scared?
Myoga: Because I don't want to die!
Everyone: OH!
Myoga: Kanna, truth or dare?
Kanna: Dare.
Myoga: I dare you to smile!
Kanna: *tries to smile and ends up fainting*
1 hour later
Kanna: *get's up* Kohaku, truth or dare?
Kohaku: Dare.
Kanna: I dare you to kiss Miroku.
Miroku: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kohaku: *kisses Miroku*
Miroku: *faints*
Kohaku: Sesshomaru, truth or dare?
Sesshomaru: DARE!
Kohaku: I dare you to run outside naked and lick the first old lady you see!
Sesshomaru: NANI?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Everyone: *laughs*
Sesshomaru: *runs outside naked*
Kaede: *walks over*
Sesshomaru: *shudders and licks Kaede*
Kaede: WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Sesshomaru: Tache, truth or dare?
Tache: DARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sesshomaru: I DARE YOU TO KISS INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tache: OK! *kisses InuYasha*
To be continued…
OK, that's the end of that round! Hope you've enjoyed! Please please review! But please, NO FLAMES OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS! I TAKE KARATE AND KICKING YOUR ASS WON'T BE A PROBLEM FOR ME!