InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ InuYasha Truth or Dare At My House ❯ Kenshin Gang Joins! ( Chapter 5 )

Welcome back! The Rurouni Kenshin gang will be in this chapter only so no new reviewers get to join this chapter! I'll put any reviewers that want to be in this next chapter!

Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha or Rurouni Kenshin!

Tache: I know how to make things more interesting! *snaps fingers and Kenshin, Kaoru, Yahiko, and Sanosuke appears)

Yahiko: WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE?!?!?!?!

Kenshin: We seemed to have time traveled, that we have!

Kaoru: WE'RE IN THE FUTURE!

Sano: We must be!

Tache: HI!

Kaoru: AAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!! WHO ARE YOU?!?!

Tache: I'm Tache and you guys are joining my InuYasha truth or dare game!

Yahiko: What's InuYasha and what's truth or dare?

Tache: He's InuYasha, *points to InuYasha* And truth or dare is…*explains rules*

Sano: OH!

Tache: Now for this chapter everyone will have to wear name tags!

Everyone: *puts on a name tag*

Angela: *puts on a giant name tag that says 'HI! MY NAME IS ANGELA!'

Sano: Isn't Angela a girl's name?

Tache: YUP! BUT I DARED HIM TO CHANGE HIS NAME TO ANGELA!

Sano: OIC!

Tache: KIKYO! GO!

Kikyo: Kaoru, truth or dare?

Kaoru: Truth.

Kikyo: Do you love that Kenshin guy?

Kaoru: *blush* Yes. *blushes hard*

Kenshin: Kaoru-dono! You really love me?

Kaoru: *blush* YES! Kenshin, truth or dare?

Kenshin: Dare, that I do!

Kaoru: I dare you to kiss me!

Kenshin: ORO!

Kaoru: YOU HEARD ME!

Kenshin: O.O *kisses Kaoru*

Kaoru: *blushes so hard she faints*

Kenshin: Kira, truth or dare?

Kira: Truth!

Kenshin: Who do you love?

Kira: SESSHOMARU!

Sesshomaru: O.o

Jaken: NNOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! SESSHOMARU-SAMA IS ALL MINE!

Everyone: O.O

Tache: JAKEN'S GAY?!?!?! I KNEW IT!

Kira: Yahiko, truth or dare?

Yahiko: DARE! I'M NO CHICKEN!

Kira: I dare you to give Sesshomaru your wooden sword so he can break it!

Yahiko: NO! *cries* *gives Sesshomaru his wooden sword*

Sesshomaru: *breaks it*

Yahiko: *cries* Sanosuke, truth or dare?

Sano: Dare!

Yahiko: I dare you to kiss that Angela guy!

Sano: NANI?!?!?! NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone (except Sano and Angela): *chants* DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

Sano: *shudders and kisses Angela*

Angela: *faints*

Sano: Sango, whose name is a lot like mine, truth or dare!

Sango: You're right! Are names are alike! Dare!

Sano: I dare you to change your name to Sally for as long as I'm here! So then we don't get mixed up!

Sally: OK! *changes name tag to Sally* Houshi-Sama, truth or dare?

Miroku: Dare!

Sally: I DARE YOU TO GROPE INUYASHA'S BUTT!

Miroku: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UNPURE!

InuYasha: NANI?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Everyone: (except Miroku and InuYasha): *chants* DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

Miroku: *shudders* *gropes InuYasha's butt*

InuYasha: *faints*

Miroku: The Bug, truth or dare?

The Bug: DARE! I'M NO CHICKEN!

Yahiko: HEY! SHE'S COPYING ME!

Miroku: I dare you to bear my child!

The Bug: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GUY!

Tache: *pushes The Bug and Miroku in closet*

1 hour later

Tache: *let's The Bug outta closet*

The Bug: HORRIBLE! GUY! NEED PRETTY LADY! *gropes Kagome*

Kagome: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *slap*

The Bug: *knocked out*

Kenshin: It was just a little slap! How long will she be knocked out?

Next day

Sano: THIS IS TAKING FOREVER!

Sally: AGREE!

The Bug: *wakes up* Sesshomaru, truth or dare?

Sesshomaru: Truth.

The Bug: Are you a girl?

Sesshomaru: NO!

The Bug: EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *faints*

Maggie: SESSHOMARU! YOU'RE GAY!

Kira: NO HE ISN'T!

Sesshomaru: Little Brother, truth or dare?

InuYasha: DARE!

Sesshomaru: I dare you to have a sword fight with that Kenshin guy!

InuYasha: OK! *takes out Tetsusaiga and starts swinging it around*

Kenshin: DA RU SEN! *knocks InuYasha out*

InuYasha: *is knocked out*

1 hour later

InuYasha: *wakes up* Shippo, truth or dare?

Shippo: *scared* Truth.

InuYasha: Do you think Kagome is hot?

Shippo: YES!

Everyone: O.O

Shippo: Jaken, truth or dare?

Jaken: Truth!

Shippo: ARE YOU GAY?!?!?!?!?!

Jaken: YUP! AND SESSHOMARU-SAMA IS HOT!

Everyone: O.O

Jaken: Kikyo, truth or dare?

Kikyo: DARE!

Jaken: I DARE YOU TO MAKE OUT WITH TACHE!

Tache: NANI?!?!?!?!?!?! *kills Jaken*

Jaken: *dies*

Tache: Kikyo, I change the dare to make out with Kagome!

Kagome: NANI?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Tache: *pushes Kikyo and Kagome in cloest*

The next day

Tache: *let's them out*

Kikyo: Kohaku, truth or dare?

Kohaku: Truth.

Kikyo: Do you think your sister is hot?

Kohaku: *blush* Yes. *blushes really hard*

Everyone: O.O HOW MANY QUEER PEOPLE ARE THERE?!?!?!?!?!

Kohaku: Maggie, truth or dare?

Maggie: DARE!

Kohaku: I DARE YOU TO MAKE OUT WITH SESSHOMARU!

Maggie: NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S GAY!

Sesshomaru: I'M NOT GAY! JUST BECAUSE JAKEN IS DOESN'T MEAN I AM!

Tache: *pushes Maggie and Sesshomaru in closet*

Next week

Tache: *let's them out*

Kaoru: Why was it that long?

Tache: Because I like torturing people!

Kaoru: OIC!

Maggie: *is mad* Sano, truth or dare?

Sano: Dare.

Maggie: I DARE YOU TO PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS AND KEEP THEM DOWN FOR 5 MINUTES!

Sano: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pulls down pants*

The Bug: EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GUY! *goes blind*

Sano: Jess, truth or dare?

Jess: DARE!

Sano: I dare you to strip for me!

Jess: NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone (except Jess): *chants* DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

Jess: *strips*

The Bug: *gets eye sight back* WOW!

Jess: The Bug, truth or dare?

The Bug: DARE!

Jess: I DARE YOU TO WATCH THIS NAKED GUYS TAPE!

The Bug: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *watches it and goes blind* Yahiko, truth or dare?

Yahiko: DARE!

The Bug: I DARE YOU TO KISS THE OLD LADY WITH THE ONE EYE!

Yahiko: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *kisses Kaede*

Kaede: *blushes*

Yahiko: Old Lady, truth or dare?

Kaede: Truth.

Yahiko: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE!

Kaede: My sister poked it one when she was practicing archery!

Everyone: KIKYO! YOU MEANY!

Kikyo: What?

Kaede: Kenshin, truth or dare?

Kenshin: Dare, that I do!

Kaede: I dare you to pee on The Bug.

Kenshin: ORO! O.O

The Bug: Is Kenshin a girl?

Kenshin: No, I'm a guy!

The Bug: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kenshin: *pees on The Bug*

The Bug: *faints*

Kenshin: Sano, truth or dare?

Sano: Dare me Kenshin!

Kenshin: I dare you to moon the old lady!

Sano: ARE YOU JOKING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Kenshin: NO!

Sano: GGGRRRR!!!!!!!!!! *moons Kaede*

Kaede: *blushes*

Sano: Sally, truth or dare?

Sally: DARE!

Sano: I DARE YOU TO FLASH ANGELA!

Sally: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *flashes Angela*

Angela: *goes blind*

Sally: Kaoru, truth or dare?

Kaoru: Truth?

Sally: Who did you think is gay?

Kaoru: HIM! *points to Jaken*

Kaoru: Jess, truth or dare?

Jess: Truth.

Kaoru: Who do you think is hot?

Jess: Sesshomaru.

Maggie: NO! HE'S GAY!

Tache: *snaps fingers and Kenshin, Kaoru, Yahiko, and Sanosuke disappear*

Jess: Where'd they go?

Tache: Time for this round is up!

TBC…

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