InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ InuYasha Truth or Dare At My House ❯ Back to Normal (Or as Normal as it get's in Truth or Dare!) ( Chapter 10 )
Welcome back! This chapter we're back to plain old truth or dare! Well we might torture Kagome for breaking our control over The Bug. Hopefully the weather will co-operate long enough for me to write this! The day was nice, then there's a tornado warning! That's mixed up! Well things seem to be clearing up and no signs of any tornados. Well on with the chapter!
Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha!
Back to Normal (Or as Normal as Truth or Dare Gets!)
The Bug: What just happened? And why is everyone chasing that girl? Are we all going to rape her?
Everyone: NO! SHE BROKE OUR CONTROL OVER YOU!
Kagome: HELP!
The Bug: I'LL HELP YOU! *starts to rape her*
Kagome: OH GOD! THIS IS EVEN WORCE THEN DIEING! HELP!
Everyone: I think she's been punished enough now!
Miroku: The Bug, truth or dare?
The Bug: Truth! Cause I'm a chicken!
Miroku: Would you bear my child?
The Bug: Are you a girl?
Miroku: NO!
The Bug: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE A GUY! HELP! *tries to run away, but falls over*
Jess: Baka!
Fang: I'd say!
Tache: The only thing she'd ever win is WB's Superstar USA! (for though's of you who don't know what that is, it's a show like American Idol, but instead of looking for the best singer to win, the worst singer wins!)
Jess: Agree! Cause did I tell you in grad chore today, she was singing WAY of key?
Tache: You told me about 100 times!
Jess: Oh ya!
The Bug: *gets back up* Jess, truth or dare?
Jess: Truth.
The Bug: Do you love me?
Jess: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *slap*
The Bug: OW! THAT HURT! *cries*
Tache: WAY TO GO JESS! *gives Jess a high five*
InuYasha: YA! THAT WAS REALLY ENTERTAINING!
Jess: Kagome, truth or dare?
Kagome: DARE!
Jess: I dare you to attach yourself to a Chinese rocket!
Kagome: But isn't that dangerous?
Jess: Yes, but it's your punishment for breaking our control over The Bug!
Kagome: I THOUGHT THE BUG RAPING ME WAS MY PUNISHMENT!
Jess: It's added on to your punishment!
Kagome: OH! *attaches herself to Chinese Rocket*
Jess: *lights rocket*
Chinese Rocket: *goes flying*
Kagome: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
Sango: Kagome-chan makes nice fireworks!
InuYasha: Agree.
Miroku: AND I CAN SEE HER UNDERWEAR! *perverted grin*
Everyone: *sweatdrops* Pervert…
Kagome: *is off the rocket* Sango-chan, truth or dare?
Sango: Dare!
Kagome: I dare you to flash Miroku-sama!
Sango: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! < p class="MsoNormal">
Miroku: *chants* DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
Sango: Pervert! *flashes Miroku*
Miroku: *perverted grin*
Tache: *was standing behide Miroku so also gets flashed* I'M BLIND! HELP!
Everyone: O.O *sweatdrops*
Sango: Tache, truth or dare? *evil grin*
Tache: *gulp* Truth.
Sango: DARN! I HAD A REALLY GOOD DARE TOO! Did you spy on Houshi-sama having a bath the other day?
Tache: *blush* I just accidentally walked in!
Sango: Right.
Tache: Angela, truth or dare?
Angela: DARE! *thunder and lightning*
Tache: I dare you to wear this giant girly name tag that says, 'HELLO! MY NAME IS, ANGELA!', for the rest of the year!
Angela: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *puts name tag on*
Everyone: HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
Angela: I'll get you!
Tache: With what? A baboon cloak?
Angela: VERY FUNNY! Kikyo, truth or dare?
Kikyo: DARE!
Angela: I dare you to pee in a cup and drink it!
Kikyo: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: *chants* DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
Kikyo: EVIL! *pees in a cup and drinks it*
Everyone: HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
Tache: Does it taste good?
Kikyo: Actually, it does! *pees in the cup again and drinks it*
Everyone: O.O
TBC…
That was weird! Weather seems to be clearing up quit nicely! I really doubt we'll be seeing any tonados! R+R!