InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ InuYasha Truth or Dare At My House ❯ Back to Normal (Or as Normal as it get's in Truth or Dare!) ( Chapter 10 )

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Welcome back! This chapter we're back to plain old truth or dare! Well we might torture Kagome for breaking our control over The Bug. Hopefully the weather will co-operate long enough for me to write this! The day was nice, then there's a tornado warning! That's mixed up! Well things seem to be clearing up and no signs of any tornados. Well on with the chapter!

Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha!

Back to Normal (Or as Normal as Truth or Dare Gets!)

The Bug: What just happened? And why is everyone chasing that girl? Are we all going to rape her?

Everyone: NO! SHE BROKE OUR CONTROL OVER YOU!

Kagome: HELP!

The Bug: I'LL HELP YOU! *starts to rape her*

Kagome: OH GOD! THIS IS EVEN WORCE THEN DIEING! HELP!

Everyone: I think she's been punished enough now!

Miroku: The Bug, truth or dare?

The Bug: Truth! Cause I'm a chicken!

Miroku: Would you bear my child?

The Bug: Are you a girl?

Miroku: NO!

The Bug: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE A GUY! HELP! *tries to run away, but falls over*

Jess: Baka!

Fang: I'd say!

Tache: The only thing she'd ever win is WB's Superstar USA! (for though's of you who don't know what that is, it's a show like American Idol, but instead of looking for the best singer to win, the worst singer wins!)

Jess: Agree! Cause did I tell you in grad chore today, she was singing WAY of key?

Tache: You told me about 100 times!

Jess: Oh ya!

The Bug: *gets back up* Jess, truth or dare?

Jess: Truth.

The Bug: Do you love me?

Jess: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *slap*

The Bug: OW! THAT HURT! *cries*

Tache: WAY TO GO JESS! *gives Jess a high five*

InuYasha: YA! THAT WAS REALLY ENTERTAINING!

Jess: Kagome, truth or dare?

Kagome: DARE!

Jess: I dare you to attach yourself to a Chinese rocket!

Kagome: But isn't that dangerous?

Jess: Yes, but it's your punishment for breaking our control over The Bug!

Kagome: I THOUGHT THE BUG RAPING ME WAS MY PUNISHMENT!

Jess: It's added on to your punishment!

Kagome: OH! *attaches herself to Chinese Rocket*

Jess: *lights rocket*

Chinese Rocket: *goes flying*

Kagome: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

Sango: Kagome-chan makes nice fireworks!

InuYasha: Agree.

Miroku: AND I CAN SEE HER UNDERWEAR! *perverted grin*

Everyone: *sweatdrops* Pervert…

Kagome: *is off the rocket* Sango-chan, truth or dare?

Sango: Dare!

Kagome: I dare you to flash Miroku-sama!

Sango: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! < p class="MsoNormal">

Miroku: *chants* DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

Sango: Pervert! *flashes Miroku*

Miroku: *perverted grin*

Tache: *was standing behide Miroku so also gets flashed* I'M BLIND! HELP!

Everyone: O.O *sweatdrops*

Sango: Tache, truth or dare? *evil grin*

Tache: *gulp* Truth.

Sango: DARN! I HAD A REALLY GOOD DARE TOO! Did you spy on Houshi-sama having a bath the other day?

Tache: *blush* I just accidentally walked in!

Sango: Right.

Tache: Angela, truth or dare?

Angela: DARE! *thunder and lightning*

Tache: I dare you to wear this giant girly name tag that says, 'HELLO! MY NAME IS, ANGELA!', for the rest of the year!

Angela: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *puts name tag on*

Everyone: HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Angela: I'll get you!

Tache: With what? A baboon cloak?

Angela: VERY FUNNY! Kikyo, truth or dare?

Kikyo: DARE!

Angela: I dare you to pee in a cup and drink it!

Kikyo: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: *chants* DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

Kikyo: EVIL! *pees in a cup and drinks it*

Everyone: HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Tache: Does it taste good?

Kikyo: Actually, it does! *pees in the cup again and drinks it*

Everyone: O.O

TBC…

That was weird! Weather seems to be clearing up quit nicely! I really doubt we'll be seeing any tonados! R+R!