InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ InuYasha Truth or Dare At My House ❯ Miroku's Big Mistakes ( Chapter 21 )

Well I'm finally continuing with this. Please enjoy!

Disclaimer: Just like every time in the past I said this, I don't own InuYasha or anything else!

Miroku's Big Mistakes

Sesshomaru: Hey monk, truth or dare?

Miroku: Truth!

Sesshomaru: Why do you always grab that demon slayer in inappropriate places?

Miroku: Because she is a young and beautiful woman with a beautiful body that will one day bear my 100 children!

Sango: That's what you think.

Tache: He sure thinks a lot!

Jess: That what I was thinking.

Miroku: I'm not thinking! I'm telling the truth. *hands wonder to Sango's chest*

Sango: O.O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BAM! BOOM! SLAP! BONG! KA-BOOM!

Miroku: *is lying on floor unconscious with a lot of bumps and bruises and holding his crotch*

Shippo: S-she killed him!

Sango: He's not dead! I'll show you dead! *pulls out shot gun*

Tache: Where'd she get a shot gun?

Jess: I have no idea!

Kagome: Me neither!

Miroku: *opens eyes* O.O DON'T SHOT ME! I HAVE A WIFE AND 3 CHILDREN!

Sango: *looks like she's about to explode and pulls out a machine gun* SINCE WHEN?!?!?!?!?!

Tache: Holy crap!

Miroku: O.O I WAS JUST KIDDING! I HAVE NO WIFE AND 0 CHILDREN! PLEASE, DON'T HURT ME!

Sango: Well since you put it that way. *Goes into a closet with Miroku*

Everyone: *hears suggestive noises coming from the closet* OMG!

InuYasha: *walks over to the machine gun* What is this anyways? *pulls trigger and 100 shots go into the closet*

Everyone: *hears Miroku scream in the closet*

Tache: *opens door and finds Miroku naked and dead* OMG! HE'S DEAD!

Sesshomaru: Not for long! *walks over to Miroku and brings him back to life*

Miroku: *wakes up* I'M ALIVE AND NAKED!

Everyone: O.O

TBC…

Sorry that they really didn't play truth or dare this chapter but I couldn't pass this up. Please review!