InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ It’s not what it sounded like ❯ not about them... but you have to start somewhere ( Chapter 1 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
It’s not what it sounded like
Disclaimer: I don’t own Inuyasha, do we really own any thing is this life a dream or are we the dream dissipating on the wake of the morrow a corner of cold to whip from the eyes of the morn.
Just kidding I don’t own and you know this and if you didn’t you deserve to read that statement.
Authors note: ( ) Mean when someone is thinking to them selves. "......" mean when no one has any thing to say or to reply or statement made by someone else. ..... Means pause in talking Everything else is talking to the reader.
Chapter 1. It not about them......... but you have to start somewhere
It a lovely day in the warring state’s era the bird where sing the sun was shining and Inuyasha plus company was being sat.....
It all stared out kinda like normal Kouga would show up with the remaining wolf pack trailing a great distance behind. He’d go on to make bold statement about Kagome, which in turn would lead Inuyasha to make even sharper statements about Kouga.
And usually Inuyasha would for some reason he can never put his finger, would run out of crude and dirty things to say before Kouga did. He chalked it up to Kouga be a fiend but didn’t leave it at that.
Excepting that he was never one who was good with words preceded to hand the accurst wolf his ass on a plate. (And what a plate it would be. It wouldn’t be like your mother fine china.... Oh any, nothing as pretty as that. It would be that ugly shit that you buy for your cousin who didn’t invite you to her wedding but invited you to the reception, so that she could still get the gift. And you get drunk and kiss the groom and he really doesn’t mind and you tell him her ass is just going to get bigger and bigger and he a little skeptical about it so you make a point of her mother and grandma and he starts to look all panicked and you let it slip that her wear white is total bullshit..... Really you pull him to the side and you say out of the blue “if she can wear white then I a surgeon and everyone know you couldn’t chew gum and walk at the same time) .............. but I divagate from the principal ideal, Inuyasha was about to kick Kouga ass but like always Kagome always steps in a save his sorry ass. He would have to lament about that later for unlike all the times, when she delivered the sitting’s Kouga came with him and now he’s here straddling the enemy. Lament indeed rampage and maybe a little lunacy just for good measurement.
She the preceded to leave him they’re on top of him like they where in some lucid love affaire. If anyone was to happen up on them what would they think what if Sesshoumaru of all people he could just hear the transferring of word and accusation. Yet some thing else he could throw at him at a later avenue. So he did the only thing he could do at time like this....
“Kagome you bitch come back here and help me off this accurst wolf.”
He new she was only human but new for dam sure that she heard him, but she stormed off leaving him atop a wolf that was to Inuyasha horror was starting to sport some noticeable wood. In that moment he forgets the governing rule for all males be they demon or human, and that rule is all male at some point in there live must for the deflating of the ego and because god does indeed have a sense of humor (just look at the faces people make when they have sex and if that doesn’t prove the point just listen to the noises) and it makes for the good reading when writing a fanfiction.
And so they lay there Inuyasha hoping that no one happens by (but you know they will) also would Kikyou have done this him hope to god that this wasn’t a Kouga and Inuyasha pairing fanfiction.
Kouga was thinking how sexy Kagome was when she got mad and wishing that Inuyasha senses where as dull a mongrel suck as himself should be too bad he was very wrong about that assumption....
“ Hey you basted I don’t swing that way!”
“..... Wha what I don’t like you that way mater fact I don’t like you at all.”
Inuyasha pulls up to look down at the situation.....
“.... Rrrrrrright....”
“ Well I don’t.....”
TBC......
Please Review
Disclaimer: I don’t own Inuyasha, do we really own any thing is this life a dream or are we the dream dissipating on the wake of the morrow a corner of cold to whip from the eyes of the morn.
Just kidding I don’t own and you know this and if you didn’t you deserve to read that statement.
Authors note: ( ) Mean when someone is thinking to them selves. "......" mean when no one has any thing to say or to reply or statement made by someone else. ..... Means pause in talking Everything else is talking to the reader.
Chapter 1. It not about them......... but you have to start somewhere
It a lovely day in the warring state’s era the bird where sing the sun was shining and Inuyasha plus company was being sat.....
It all stared out kinda like normal Kouga would show up with the remaining wolf pack trailing a great distance behind. He’d go on to make bold statement about Kagome, which in turn would lead Inuyasha to make even sharper statements about Kouga.
And usually Inuyasha would for some reason he can never put his finger, would run out of crude and dirty things to say before Kouga did. He chalked it up to Kouga be a fiend but didn’t leave it at that.
Excepting that he was never one who was good with words preceded to hand the accurst wolf his ass on a plate. (And what a plate it would be. It wouldn’t be like your mother fine china.... Oh any, nothing as pretty as that. It would be that ugly shit that you buy for your cousin who didn’t invite you to her wedding but invited you to the reception, so that she could still get the gift. And you get drunk and kiss the groom and he really doesn’t mind and you tell him her ass is just going to get bigger and bigger and he a little skeptical about it so you make a point of her mother and grandma and he starts to look all panicked and you let it slip that her wear white is total bullshit..... Really you pull him to the side and you say out of the blue “if she can wear white then I a surgeon and everyone know you couldn’t chew gum and walk at the same time) .............. but I divagate from the principal ideal, Inuyasha was about to kick Kouga ass but like always Kagome always steps in a save his sorry ass. He would have to lament about that later for unlike all the times, when she delivered the sitting’s Kouga came with him and now he’s here straddling the enemy. Lament indeed rampage and maybe a little lunacy just for good measurement.
She the preceded to leave him they’re on top of him like they where in some lucid love affaire. If anyone was to happen up on them what would they think what if Sesshoumaru of all people he could just hear the transferring of word and accusation. Yet some thing else he could throw at him at a later avenue. So he did the only thing he could do at time like this....
“Kagome you bitch come back here and help me off this accurst wolf.”
He new she was only human but new for dam sure that she heard him, but she stormed off leaving him atop a wolf that was to Inuyasha horror was starting to sport some noticeable wood. In that moment he forgets the governing rule for all males be they demon or human, and that rule is all male at some point in there live must for the deflating of the ego and because god does indeed have a sense of humor (just look at the faces people make when they have sex and if that doesn’t prove the point just listen to the noises) and it makes for the good reading when writing a fanfiction.
And so they lay there Inuyasha hoping that no one happens by (but you know they will) also would Kikyou have done this him hope to god that this wasn’t a Kouga and Inuyasha pairing fanfiction.
Kouga was thinking how sexy Kagome was when she got mad and wishing that Inuyasha senses where as dull a mongrel suck as himself should be too bad he was very wrong about that assumption....
“ Hey you basted I don’t swing that way!”
“..... Wha what I don’t like you that way mater fact I don’t like you at all.”
Inuyasha pulls up to look down at the situation.....
“.... Rrrrrrright....”
“ Well I don’t.....”
TBC......
Please Review