InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ It’s not what it sounded like ❯ Be gentle Kagome ( Chapter 3 )
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By: Nevar216 
Kagomes doing what to Miroku....... it's all Sangos fault.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 08.11.2005 | Updated On: 04.20.2006 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 378 | Status: Completed
Kagomes doing what to Miroku....... it's all Sangos fault.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 08.11.2005 | Updated On: 04.20.2006 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 378 | Status: Completed
It’s not what it sounded like
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, I don’t even own a dog. On another note. Please spay and neuter all your dogs.........
Inuyasha: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Authors note: ( ) Mean when someone is thinking to them selves. "......" mean when no one has any thing to say or to reply or statement made by someone else. ..... Means pause in talking Everything else is talking to the reader.
Chapter 3: Be gentle Kagome
Reasons......
The reason Miroku was in pain was because he was groping Sango butt yet agin. What was caused the pain ....(the big baby), was to retaliate Sango and she did it justly was to grab his staff and throw it at him. He caught it but got a big splinter in the process. And that was the reasons......
How she knows that was what happened, well he didn’t come right out and tell her that he molested Sango. He had Sango going quit mad and he was luck to get out off the situation with his life still in tacked. He said with the grace of a Supreme Being that he only wished that he could have saved Shippou. He went on to a sure her that she might be under some spell of some kind or maybe possessed by some low demon and if so he would avenge and protect her with Sango’s very life.
“.........Rrrright. Why not you life?
“ Well lady Kagome it would be Sango wish to end her life rather than cause harm to those she.... uh... love.”
“......”
“Why are you looking at me like that Kagome? Do you believe I do not speck the truth......? “
He was cut of before he gave the I innocent speech.
“Don’t give me that I am but a faithful, hard work monk, simple monk narrative I am not in the mood.”
“Uh.... lady Kagome you wanna talk about?”
“No!”
“Come now it can’t be that bad.”
“....”
“Come on.”
“.........Inuyasha”
“I was afraid you’d say that.”
“........ and Kouga.”
“Enough said.”
“ Kagome?”
“Yes Miroku”
“ Could you get the splinter out?”
Kagome Smile wickedly.
” Of course Miroku I am here to help you with you ever need.....”
“a...hha.haaaaaaa... Kagome-sama please be gentle.”
An that where the madness and communication or lack there of started.
Inuyasha couldn’t believe his ears. He almost felt sorry for Kouga almost being the word. That soon past and he was back on the subject of himself where it always should be. He was thinking that maybe he was forgetting someone he looked back at Sango.... (serves her right for all that shit se said earlier on.)
They were behind bush and a lot of trees on the outskirt of Inuyasha’s forest stuck to the grown not being able to talk out of sock or anger or betrayal or what have you the emotional floor was open for any ones incite.
It’s being Miroku who was most hate, no one believed their Kagome could be that vulgar. That was until they heard her exchange in the conversation.
“God Miroku that is the biggest I ever saw.”
Kouga was mortified.
“I know lady Kagome it all Sango fault, but I knew she would be selfish and not help be elevate my problem so I came to you to sooth my pain.” Miroku offered with award winning smile.
Everyone looked at Sango it was Inuyasha that made the statement.
” Just what were you to doing before you got here Sango? No wonder you mind and mouth is full of smut and innuendo.”
Across for her Sango heard snickering.
“ INUYASHA........”
Inuyasha flinched but the remembered Kagome was the only that could sit him so he offered her a fangy smile.
“ Now the sword on the other foot.”
“What......sword..... I....it’s not like that you have it all wrong.... me and Miroku weren’t doing any thing wrong......... well I was but he........”
“......Sure Sango I believe you.”
“......”
“You know Inuyasha had one yesterday he didn’t think I knew but I did I think he got it from a tree he was sitting in.”
Everyone looked at Inuyasha.....
“A TREE!.”
“I heard you like em stiff dogturd but that sick.”
“......”
“ Did you help him with it lady Kagome?”
“ Believe me Miroku I would have like to help Inuyasha but he would never let me.”
Ignoring all others around him Inuyasha mind went into deep Miroku mode.
“Really she’d do that with me.” Wow maybe I should ask he next time I go into hea.......”
“ OVER MY DEAD BODY SHIT FOR BRAIN Kagome’s my woman if any going to have it going to be me.
“ Did you hear some thing Miroku?”
“No” “Kagome not so hard.” .... so what happened with Inuyasha’s?”
“ I don’t know maybe he worked it out his self.”
Everybody except Inuyasha.
“Hahhahahhahahhahahha....hahahha....”
“ Or maybe he got Keade’s help.”
“The fuck.....!”
Again everyone except Inuyasha.
“Hahhahahhahahhahahha....hahahha....”
“ Miroku sit still just let me do it if I need you help I ‘ll ask for it.”
“ Yes.....oh ...ah...lllady Kagome.”
“ Oh sorry about that Miroku, but that was you own faut mow keep you hand still.”
” Well she’s dominating today to day.”
Sango says sarcastically
“ You manage to get it in there really good didn’t you Miroku.”
“ Not like that Kagome you bending......”
“ Don’t be such a baby I have to bend back so it will slip out smoothly.”
“I don’t agree Kagome I think if you pinch and pull that would get it over with faster.”
“Maybe I should just let you do it yourself and just watch and give you pointer.“
“He corrupted he I knew you couldn’t take care of my women dogshit.”
“ She ant’ yours wolf for brains.”
Miroku pouts. “ But I don’t wanna!”
“Well okay but if you want my help I can’t promise gentleness.”
Miroku openly groans and whimpers.
“ Why that bitch......”
“ Stuff it dog turd it’s all that Monk’s fault you can’t blame Kagome she the innocent.”
“ Quicky Kagome....”
“No Miroku you have to take your time with these things and go slow or else......”
“I....I... don’t think I can’t take this much longer ....Kagome.”
He answer her trying to bite back the pain.
“ Kagome please.....”
“ I am working as fast as I can Miroku just relax.”
Not so far away in the bushes and be hind some tree the forgotten where think along the line of.....
Maybe Kagome was not so innocent, and was she really that skill.... And Kouga was think along the lines of killing everyone......
“ Almost there, almost there.......”
“Kag......ommmmmmme..............”
Miroku screams.
“ Got it.....” She sighs in relief.
Miroku breathing and huffing in his on relief thanking the gods that it’s over with.
“ Are you okay now?”
She asks Miroku who sucking on his finger with the biggest puppy dog eyes shed’ ever seen.
“It hurt now. I think you damaged it and it all swollen.”
“I think I did that pulling it out, sorry.
Pout
“Stop looking at me like that what do you want me to do, awww want me to kiss it and make it better.”
“......Well yes if your volunteer.”
“..... Well happy now.”
“Yes.”
“Here I believe that yours.”
“Thank you again lady Kagome.”
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, I don’t even own a dog. On another note. Please spay and neuter all your dogs.........
Inuyasha: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Authors note: ( ) Mean when someone is thinking to them selves. "......" mean when no one has any thing to say or to reply or statement made by someone else. ..... Means pause in talking Everything else is talking to the reader.
Chapter 3: Be gentle Kagome
Reasons......
The reason Miroku was in pain was because he was groping Sango butt yet agin. What was caused the pain ....(the big baby), was to retaliate Sango and she did it justly was to grab his staff and throw it at him. He caught it but got a big splinter in the process. And that was the reasons......
How she knows that was what happened, well he didn’t come right out and tell her that he molested Sango. He had Sango going quit mad and he was luck to get out off the situation with his life still in tacked. He said with the grace of a Supreme Being that he only wished that he could have saved Shippou. He went on to a sure her that she might be under some spell of some kind or maybe possessed by some low demon and if so he would avenge and protect her with Sango’s very life.
“.........Rrrright. Why not you life?
“ Well lady Kagome it would be Sango wish to end her life rather than cause harm to those she.... uh... love.”
“......”
“Why are you looking at me like that Kagome? Do you believe I do not speck the truth......? “
He was cut of before he gave the I innocent speech.
“Don’t give me that I am but a faithful, hard work monk, simple monk narrative I am not in the mood.”
“Uh.... lady Kagome you wanna talk about?”
“No!”
“Come now it can’t be that bad.”
“....”
“Come on.”
“.........Inuyasha”
“I was afraid you’d say that.”
“........ and Kouga.”
“Enough said.”
“ Kagome?”
“Yes Miroku”
“ Could you get the splinter out?”
Kagome Smile wickedly.
” Of course Miroku I am here to help you with you ever need.....”
“a...hha.haaaaaaa... Kagome-sama please be gentle.”
An that where the madness and communication or lack there of started.
Inuyasha couldn’t believe his ears. He almost felt sorry for Kouga almost being the word. That soon past and he was back on the subject of himself where it always should be. He was thinking that maybe he was forgetting someone he looked back at Sango.... (serves her right for all that shit se said earlier on.)
They were behind bush and a lot of trees on the outskirt of Inuyasha’s forest stuck to the grown not being able to talk out of sock or anger or betrayal or what have you the emotional floor was open for any ones incite.
It’s being Miroku who was most hate, no one believed their Kagome could be that vulgar. That was until they heard her exchange in the conversation.
“God Miroku that is the biggest I ever saw.”
Kouga was mortified.
“I know lady Kagome it all Sango fault, but I knew she would be selfish and not help be elevate my problem so I came to you to sooth my pain.” Miroku offered with award winning smile.
Everyone looked at Sango it was Inuyasha that made the statement.
” Just what were you to doing before you got here Sango? No wonder you mind and mouth is full of smut and innuendo.”
Across for her Sango heard snickering.
“ INUYASHA........”
Inuyasha flinched but the remembered Kagome was the only that could sit him so he offered her a fangy smile.
“ Now the sword on the other foot.”
“What......sword..... I....it’s not like that you have it all wrong.... me and Miroku weren’t doing any thing wrong......... well I was but he........”
“......Sure Sango I believe you.”
“......”
“You know Inuyasha had one yesterday he didn’t think I knew but I did I think he got it from a tree he was sitting in.”
Everyone looked at Inuyasha.....
“A TREE!.”
“I heard you like em stiff dogturd but that sick.”
“......”
“ Did you help him with it lady Kagome?”
“ Believe me Miroku I would have like to help Inuyasha but he would never let me.”
Ignoring all others around him Inuyasha mind went into deep Miroku mode.
“Really she’d do that with me.” Wow maybe I should ask he next time I go into hea.......”
“ OVER MY DEAD BODY SHIT FOR BRAIN Kagome’s my woman if any going to have it going to be me.
“ Did you hear some thing Miroku?”
“No” “Kagome not so hard.” .... so what happened with Inuyasha’s?”
“ I don’t know maybe he worked it out his self.”
Everybody except Inuyasha.
“Hahhahahhahahhahahha....hahahha....”
“ Or maybe he got Keade’s help.”
“The fuck.....!”
Again everyone except Inuyasha.
“Hahhahahhahahhahahha....hahahha....”
“ Miroku sit still just let me do it if I need you help I ‘ll ask for it.”
“ Yes.....oh ...ah...lllady Kagome.”
“ Oh sorry about that Miroku, but that was you own faut mow keep you hand still.”
” Well she’s dominating today to day.”
Sango says sarcastically
“ You manage to get it in there really good didn’t you Miroku.”
“ Not like that Kagome you bending......”
“ Don’t be such a baby I have to bend back so it will slip out smoothly.”
“I don’t agree Kagome I think if you pinch and pull that would get it over with faster.”
“Maybe I should just let you do it yourself and just watch and give you pointer.“
“He corrupted he I knew you couldn’t take care of my women dogshit.”
“ She ant’ yours wolf for brains.”
Miroku pouts. “ But I don’t wanna!”
“Well okay but if you want my help I can’t promise gentleness.”
Miroku openly groans and whimpers.
“ Why that bitch......”
“ Stuff it dog turd it’s all that Monk’s fault you can’t blame Kagome she the innocent.”
“ Quicky Kagome....”
“No Miroku you have to take your time with these things and go slow or else......”
“I....I... don’t think I can’t take this much longer ....Kagome.”
He answer her trying to bite back the pain.
“ Kagome please.....”
“ I am working as fast as I can Miroku just relax.”
Not so far away in the bushes and be hind some tree the forgotten where think along the line of.....
Maybe Kagome was not so innocent, and was she really that skill.... And Kouga was think along the lines of killing everyone......
“ Almost there, almost there.......”
“Kag......ommmmmmme..............”
Miroku screams.
“ Got it.....” She sighs in relief.
Miroku breathing and huffing in his on relief thanking the gods that it’s over with.
“ Are you okay now?”
She asks Miroku who sucking on his finger with the biggest puppy dog eyes shed’ ever seen.
“It hurt now. I think you damaged it and it all swollen.”
“I think I did that pulling it out, sorry.
Pout
“Stop looking at me like that what do you want me to do, awww want me to kiss it and make it better.”
“......Well yes if your volunteer.”
“..... Well happy now.”
“Yes.”
“Here I believe that yours.”
“Thank you again lady Kagome.”