InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Jakotsu: The Woman in me! ❯ The Future is Odd ( Chapter 5 )

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Sorry people for taking so long, but I had a weird schedule that turned my free time into zilch, but yeah, I do plan to stick to my promises, and even if technically I don't have time right now I have made time for you guys, k? If you take the time to review, so shall I to write.

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Kapitel Vier:

Kagome glanced back at the flamboyantly dressed Jakotsu and stifled a sigh. How in the world was she expected to bring him back to

her time discreetly? I mean I suppose the demonic markings all over his body could be covered by the base she used in her make up

appliqués but the elfin ears, long fangs, and slitted green eyes in his humanoid form weren't helping! She guessed she could just brush it

off and say it was contacts and the fangs a fashion statement from Romania…because Jakotsu creeped her out like that walking so

stealthily she almost did not notice him unless she called forth her miko powers.

“Look wench! I am not attracted to you, so why do you keep staring at me so self-observed? If you are planning on seducing me again

just forget it! I don't care how sweetly rounded your derriere is, or how full and plaint the white globes of your breasts are-I don't care!”

Kagome quirked an eyebrow flabbergasted at his explosion. Where had this tirade come from?

“Jakotsu?…I never said you were attracted to me, nor have I been trying to seduce you in any way shape or form, I mean look at me!

I'm not even dressed to seduce!”

Jakotsu looked. And looked, wondering how her short revealing kimono was not seductive especially seeing how it had become smaller

with every washing and was tight against her curvaceous form-not that he noticed such insignificant details on a pesky female.

Kagome rolled her eyes bored. She had a math test tomorrow, and she had to get her butt over there before her mother found out she

had overstayed. And she had to sneak Jakotsu into her room. Good thing she slept in the attic! I am changing things in my story for

convenience…+smiles lecherously+ While she wasn't great in math-okay she sucked at it-she could still pass with a hard earned `D' if

she killed herself. And this is why Jakotsu was going to get his tushy inside that well, in 3 seconds flat if she had anything to say about it

too!

“Jakotsu, I have heard that there are handsome, powerful demons chained on the other side of the well that need my assistance so I must

leave you, okay?”

Kagome smiled secretly knowing that they couldn't be separated but since he thought her a `stupid, ningen female' maybe he wouldn't

notice her ploy…

“Wench! We cannot be separated, or did you think I enjoyed sleeping with you!”

Kagome rolled her eyes thinking that his little buddy down there sure seemed happy to her. But she knew he was thinking of Inuyasha so

she didn't worry about that detail. Now as for that loud-mouth hanyou, he was currently hiding away from her fluctuating anger. He

probably went to see Kikyo because she had seen the soul stealers hovering in the air above pass by. Kagome felt a pang in her heart at

the thought of their denied love. What a tragic tale.

“Look stupid!” Kagome ground out, at wits end with the ornery fag before her-and no, not the ones her friend Yuri liked to roll between

her lips- “You are coming with me and staying out of my way!”

And with that said Kagome ran to the well with her huge yellow backup that resembled something the cat threw up, and jumped in a

blaze of blue-with Jakotsu right behind her.

Kagome felt Jakotsu fall right behind her and felt him grip her middle as they descended his groin pressed tightly against her backside, and

she had to admit that he didn't feel bad, too bad that he was such a snob and didn't swing that way because she could have had a short

fling with him and his nicely muscled body. But reality was quickly impounded into her mind soon enough.

“Get OFF me you stinking ningen wench!”

Kagome got angry. She did not smell, she had bathed and put a French perfume on, Tresor that smelled provocatively of flowers and the

essence of womanhood. How dare he!

“I do not smell, and YOU are on ME you ignorant prick!”

With that Kagome lurched him off of her and stood up as elegantly as she could, with no skirt on, bare in her silky black thong as Jakotsu

still clutched her skirt between his fingers agitated with the time traveling he had just been submitted to. And he stared up at her with

flummoxed eyes as he tried to work around several things all at once; A +Kagome was practically naked trying to seduce him again and

secretly Jakotsu admitted to himself that it was even working. B. + she looked oh so naked. C. + she was only inches from his face and if she kneeled down then he could take her… D.+ something smelt odd.

Jakotsu decided to ponder his last thought, and as he focused his senses he almost passed out from the smell.

“Kami! Ningen you smell worse than usual! Your pathetic attempts to seduce me will not work wench, for I only like men.”

Kagome flared with anger and tore her skirt from his hands and put it on hastily before retorting, “The SMELL is from the outside. Tokyo

to be precise, and 500 hundred years into the future where I am more advanced than YOU! Now, shut the fick up, and follow me! I am

going to take a shower.”

That said, Kagome whirled around, leaving a stuttering mad Jakotsu as he tried to grapple with what she just told him. Life was weird.

Kagome on the other hand was mad. Pissed was more like it, and was thinking up devious ways to torture a lonely Jakotsu left in her

hands…she could force him to wear a short pink dress and put make up on him and say that he needed to wear it for his own protection,

and painful 3-inch high heels, oh yes, revenge was sweet.

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I'll update as soon as you review- that I can- okay people?

-Dani.