InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Jingle Bells, Jaken Smells ❯ Jingle Bells, Jaken Smells ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Jingle Bells, Jaken Smells

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Jingle Bells, Jaken Smells
He really, seriously stinks
He is the actual reason
Why the dinosaurs became extinct, oh!

Jingle Bells, Jaken Smells
You won't guess what I saw!
Rin was riding on Sesshomaru's back
And she was screaming, "YEE HAW!"

A Christmas party in the past
Miroku was on his toes
He kissed Sango under the mistletoe
But that was Shippo! YUCK!

Naraku's Sacred Jewel Shard
Was stolen while he was on crack
Kagura took it as a Christmas gift
But Kanna stole it back! HA!

Jingle Bells, Jaken Smells
Stop then laugh then roll
Kagome got a gold hairpin
And Kikyo a boulder of coal, OH!
Jingle Bells, Jaken Smells
Kagome fell down the well
Inuyasha had laughed so hard
She sat him down to hell!

Kirara's really mad
This really isn't good
She transformed and hunted down Buyo
Because he ate her food!

Inuyasha wore Kagome's bra
Over his ears on his head
When she saw she had thrown at him
A big ol' brick of lead!

Jingle Bells, Jaken Smells
Kouga had Kagome in place
But while under the mistletoe
Inuyasha punched him in the face, oh!

Jingle Bells, Jaken Smells
This Christmas went quickly by
By the time Jaken stops smelling so bad
Myoga will actually fly!!

BYE BYE!