InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Just a Really Strange Idea I had One Day ❯ Chapter 1

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

JUST A REALLY STRANGE IDEA I HAD ONE DAY

(A/N: this is just a funny idea I had once about Jaken, Fluffy-sama, a cell phone, and me.)

Inu-Libby was walking down a completely pink (Inu-Chi: NOOOOOOOOO! NOT PINK!) Fine a completely white hallway. By some strange chance (voice in back round: teeheehee) she ran into Jaken. Well she hated the toad-chicken thing with a passion and decided to get rid of it once and for all. She grabbed the nearest pointy object, which was a fire poker, and started to stab the piece of toad crap, repeatedly. "DIE*poke* YOU*poke* STUPID*poke* TOAD*poke*!" she then dropped the poker and started to strangle him. Before his eyes could to bug out more (If that's even possible) a strong, calm voice said "Stop human." She turned around to see the one and only Fluffy-sama! She immediately dropped toady at the command of the handsome, gorgeous, magnificent, sexy… (IC: *whacks IL upside the head* Quit Fantasizing!) Oh all right. She immediately dropped toad face and he sighed in relief. The great Fluffy then stepped in front of her, "your hands are to weak." Jaken then gulped and soon Sesshy's hands were around his neck, choking him (Homer Simpson Style). Inu-Libby almost killed over in laughter. She just had to show this to Inu-Chi! She took out her mobile phone and started snapping lotza pics to show to her friend. Inu-Chi, who was working on her fic BAKA LABTOP, soon got the pics and was rolling all over her bedroom floor. Then soon Jaken was a dead carcass on the floor, and Inu-Libby was now inviting Fluffy-sama over to her house to play Super Smash Bros. He said yes and they jumped onto to two conveniently placed horses, and rode away into a conveniently placed western-style sunset.

The End

(A/N: that was certainly interesting. Well tell me whacha think and also give me your strange ideas that just pop into your head. Ja ne minna-san! Oh and whats a spamfic?)