InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Just Pretend ❯ KAGOME's WHA? Part 2 ( Chapter 5 )

Summary: Basically Inuyasha is single and quite happy with his life until his dad becomes more nagging then usual about him settling in. He comes up with this stupid idea involving Kagome being his fiancée. See where this is leading? If you don't read to find out… and if you do read anyways.

kouga's girl & Anti[.]Poptarts: Heh, no he isn't, just someone with similar name… I guess…. Muahhahaha wouldn't you like to know?

Dragonstar03: Yes Miroku will die an early age even though he doesn't have kazana in his hand… lol.

LYNN: Thanks for being so enthusiastic! Your welcome, and THANK YOU for reading this.

Bijin-chan: Sorry I am really horrible with grammar and even though I read it over and over again, I usually miss those…sorry!

HanaTenshiHimeko: Hmm… I'm not sure what she was thinking but it worked. Hehe

have_to_have_inu!: lol. I'm sooo sorry! I'll try to get updates faster.

A/N: I know you hate me. I'm sorry after I was able to access my files again I couldn't think of what to write even though I have the whole plot graphed out. Homework and everything else got in the way. My parents haven't been what you would call a gay couple (their not gay, no pun intended) and so their going to go their separate ways. It was kind of hard to think of comedic stuff during all this craziness. I'm not sure when the next chapter since we're going to go to court to see who gets custody but please keep with me I promise I'll finish this story even if it kills me. It's ironic really, every time I start writing a fanfic something always manages to get in the way…

Also I changed the title to Just Pretend it just ties in with my story better I'll be uploading the rest of my chapters so they all say that.

"Talking"

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Thinking

*action*

A/N: Author Note

---Setting, probably won't be used very often---

Just Pretend

By Cherryblossom419

Chapter 5 Kagome's WHA part 2

Kagome P.O.V

I was having the weirdest dream ever. I was in a land of chocolate and I happily was minding my own business, helping myself to all the chocolate when Inuyasha showed up. He told me leave because everything was fake and this pissed my off cause I knew it was real so I told him it wasn't. Ooo! But he wouldn't stop bothering me so I got really pissed off and clubbed him to death with a piece of chocolate. Once he was down and dead I continued eating chocolate.

The next thing I saw was a very mad Inuyasha stationed right in my face and upon seeing his face all the yummy chocolate disappeared. Something was hanging heavily in my hand and I realized it was my backpack. Heh. Whoops?

Inuyasha was still fuming while I tried figuring out what I had done. "Does it strike you funny to beat someone in their sleep?" He gritted through his teeth. I was about to answer, well couldn't figure out an answer actually so the speakerphone saved me.

"NEXT STOP, HIROSHIMA. PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY. THANK YOU."

Hearing this I quickly grabbed Inuyasha and lead him to the exit. He was still pretty upset but I completely ignored his protests to let go of him and let him walk himself. We quickly weaved through the crowds of people and got a taxi.

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The ride didn't last longer than five minutes. The whole time Inuyasha was fuming, god can that guy hold a grudge. I mean I was asleep I couldn't help myself.

As soon as we arrived I thanked the taxi driver and checked the address. I smiled waiting for the man to leave but he wasn't smiling at me.

"are you planning on getting a free ride?" his voice was unfriendly and serious.

"uh hehe I'm sorry?" I said as I handed him the money.

I heard him mumbled something like 'kites that dies' and stared as he speeded off leaving a small brown cloud lingering in the air.

I smiled happily as we made our way for the elevator. There are two reasons why I love elevators. Their fast and you don't have to climb 96 flights of stairs to go to a friend's aid.

Out of Order. Sorry for an inconvenience

I stared, laughing to myself, probably making Inuyasha think I was crazy but good god it was funny! That was well before I completely snapped, lost it and began screeching curses at the stupid red sign. After a good five minutes of a much needed anger release, Inuyasha and I found our way to the stairs.

It was the most uncomfortable walk up but I kept thinking of how Ayumi needed my help. I swear Inuyasha was snickering the whole time, laughing at my stupidity. At least he wasn't mad anymore.

After what seemed or was forever Inuyasha and I finally reached the 96th floor. I guess I should give more credit to Inuyasha since it was really my problem and you'd expect him to be the one whining the whole time but it was mostly that did it for him.

I couldn't help but jump for joy skipping to her apartment. Putting on a huge grin that probably made me look like the biggest dork in the world, I pressed the doorbell.

…no answer…

Hmmm… she must be home I'll just try again. So there I was pressing the life out of a doorbell waiting.

It was when I was really beginning to lose my nerve when someone finally opened the door to a tiny crack. Out popped a girl's head that I recognized immediately. "AYUMI!" I shrieked, ready for the worst. Her whole presences gave off a heavy stench of alcohol which made me cringe. She must have really had it bad.

"Jeez not so loud! *hick* Oh hi Kagome," I watched her pause as she started giggling and swatted something inside away. "wait a second honey there's someone at the door."

"are you okay" I asked eagerly.

"silly *hick* of course I'm *hick* okay *hick* couldn't been better *hick* what brings *hick* you here anyways? She asked her raven hair falling unruly into her face.

I stared uneasily "well you sent me an email saying you needed help."

The girl tossed her head back to the extent the small crack allowed her crackling "oh that *hick* well I'm sorry that was just a fluke *hick* well it was nice meeting you *hick* I have other things to attend to *hick*" And with that she slammed the door in my face.

That was it

Everything I had endured

Was for NOTHING!

I'll admit I was in the state of complete shock and although it was probably unnecessary to stare at the door for the next twenty minutes, I did so anyways.

Then I caved in. I started wailing and crying trying to block the unpleasant moans and groans on the other side. I had been discarded by my friend and it felt strangely strange.

Inuyasha was being such a sweetie though. He came up to me and asked if I was okay. Well even though he was nice doesn't mean I had to be. If I do recall my words correctly it was something like "damnit does it LOOK like I'm okay?"

Okay maybe that was a little harsh.

"Yes?" was Inuyasha's ever so intelligent answer.

"NO! Inuyasha dear! There are two things," I said catching a breath "one I'm hungry and tired and two we have 96 flights of stairs to travel!"

He paused for a minute "um… well if it makes you feel any better I can carry you down."

Oh sometimes I just love Inuyasha!

I quickly without hesitation got on his back.

"Jeez do you have stones lodged into your stomach?"

That pissed me off. He was going to die! If I wasn't so tired I would've clobbered him, guess he got lucky this time. "Thanks Inuyasha" I whispered, he probably didn't even hear me before I yawned and closed my eyes.

(A/N: Super, super sorry to portray Ayumi like this!)

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Miroku P.O.V

After Kagome had taken off with Inuyasha I had been buried with phone calls at the station regarding their little episode. I happily answered every question sincerely to my best extent and when that failed I created little white lies.

I was completely out of it when I got back to the house but had to inform Sango on everything that had happened.

I told her everything and she didn't buy a single bit.

"no way!" she laughed "if they were doing stuff we would've noticed, I mean its not like a wall is gonna block that type of sound!"

I was defeated "yea, you're probably right," then I realized I was giving up way too easily. What was wrong with me? "Wait though. Why would Kagome and Inuyasha be talking about a baby, father, pregnancy?"

I watched Sango scrunch her eyebrows as if she was trying to recall something. "Now that you mention it Kagome has barfing every morning since last Thursday."

"People that are pregnant get morning sickness right?" I asked a bit uneasily.

"Who's pregnant?" a small voice came from the trees outside the window.

"WAIT! Don't jump! I didn't take-" I began but it was already too late. The little figure collided with the small screen and fell backwards to the earth.

"DAMN!... Miroku!!!!"

Sango stared expectantly at me.

"WHAT?" I asked

"well? Aren't you going to get him?" She asked waiting for me to go.

I was going to take my chances. "Hmm… what would you do if I said no?"

"There is the possibility of sending you flying down through that same window, or-"

"jeez isn't anyone gonna come help me?" the voice interrupted

This time she glared, "FINE!" I said stalking down the stairs and outside. Crap! Inuyashas' rubbing off on me.

I pulled open the front door and there stood a little boy with bright orange hair around the age of six. "You know Shippou? You have no fashion sense whatsoever." I said patting myself in the back for the smart remark.

I watched as a devilish grin spread across his face "Miroku you do realize that was gay" I felt my eye start to twitch, damn I hate this kid. "You gonna invite me in or am I gonna have to stand out here all day?"

"You're gonna stand there all day!" I hissed ready to slam the door.

"MIROKU!!" Sango shrieked as she flew down the stairs. Slapping me on the back of the head she asked me the strangest question in the world "Why are you always so mean to Shippou?" the funny thing is she never sees Shippou mean to me. Women. Always siding with the innocent looking ones. She shoved me to the side apologizing to him.

"Shippou would you like to come in for a snack? I just made some cookies today." Sango said sweetly.

"You can't cook Sango." I said dryly more to Shippou than to her.

"So I bought em! Are you gonna bite me?!" She snapped while ushering Shippou in.

"Mmm biting Sango," I said while being whisked off into one of my fantasies.

"Not literary you hentai!" She screeched and was about to continue if Shippou didn't interrupt.

"Sango what's a hentai?"

Inuyasha P.O.V

Today was going to be an easy day. Go to work with Miroku, get married, go home, eat, shower, go to bed. But Nooo Kagome had to go visit her friend 'in need'. So I got dragged from work, climbed 96 flights of stairs, watch Kagome try to help her friend 'in need', carry a Kagome down 96 flights of stairs and by the way she weighs nothing like how she looks and that's a bad thing, and now we're on our way home. Yep, that pretty much sums up my day.

Never in my life have I been so glad to see our house. Kagome was still sleeping, honestly that girl can really sleep but I've learned from my mistakes and I'm as far away from her as the taxi cab will allow. I paid the taxi driver while he eyed me suspiciously and then cautiously picked Kagome up. I couldn't help but tell the damn man to stop staring, "she lives with me," I told him bluntly. That seemed to put some ease to the man wretched soul. "You seriously thought I was gonna rape her?!" I sputtered stupidly. He looked at me and gave me an uneasy smile before driving off. I thoughtfully chuckled before saying to no one in particular "only a blind person would rape you Kagome," and with that I received a fist to the face. "Apparently sleeping beauty has awoken," I muttered sarcastically as I dropped her to the hard, cold pavement. "You deserved it," I heard her say as she got up and walked to the door. I quickly followed after.

Normal P.O.V

Kagome walked into the house and was greeted in the living room by Sango, Miroku and Shippou.

"Shippou! I haven't seen you for a week!"

"That was a good week too" Inuyasha said happily only to receive Kagome's laser burning glare.

"ah, didn't see you there," Shippou said dryly before it followed an excited "Are you and Kagome having an affair?"

Sango and Miroku tried to shut Shippou up but it was too late. Sa: Oh my God! We are so dead! M: Shippou you are so dead!

Inuyasha and Kagome just looked at each other and started laughing, which seemed to only make the room tenser. Still laughing Sa: either they think he's joking or they've both lost it maybe I'll just confirm it. After debating with herself Sango decided to cut in "so you guys aren't?" This seemed to bring both the laughing nuts back to reality. I: This is a better time than ever "course not Sango," Inuyasha began uneasily still recovering from his little laughing episode I: Sorry Kagome "I mean isn't it better to show affection openly?" Kagome smiling face began to go sour K: oh fuck! He's gonna do it now? Couldn't he have done it when I was somewhere else? "I don't see where this going," Miroku told him cautiously. "well you see me and Kagome have decided to...uh yea" I: I can't say it damnit why is it so fucking hard?"

Watching Inuyasha stall Kagome decided to help out. K: You gonna owe me Inuyasha! "We've decided to get married!" she ended feeling a little bit relieved.

Now it was the rest of the group to start laughing.

"You and Inuyasha? As if! *wheezes *" Miroku told them still laughing at the supposedly hilarious joke.

When Inuyasha and Kagome just stood there the laugher subsided and everyone just stared. "You guys aren't joking are you?" Sango asked making it more of a statement than a question. "I don't think so," Inuyasha said turning his head ever so slightly towards Kagome "are we joking Kagome?" "nope not at all" She said with confidence.

"Okay lets just get one thing cleared up though," Miroku said "You guys aren't doing this because Kagomes' pregnant right?"

"Miroku no ones pregnant" Kagome said stupidly while Miroku received a glare from Sango

Miroku: "but then who was pregnant at the radio station?" Kagome stared before remembering

"oh that, remember Ayumi from high school?" Miroku nodded recalling a vague picture of the girl

Miroku: "oh yea, she was hot and she had a nice ass." Kagome really couldn't believe it this guy really could make anything into a perverted situation.

Kagome: "She left me an email at work about her being pregnant and stuff, it's a long story" Miroku looked a bit relieved

Sango: "So you and Inuyasha are just getting married because you guys love each other to death?" Kagome and Inuyasha nodded smiling angelically

"You people sure don't know how to show your affection for one another" Shippou said only to receive a clonk to the head.

Sango: "So when's the wedding?" Kagome and Inuyasha looked at each other.

Kagome: "well it was suppose to be today." Sango looked petrified

Sango: "you mean you weren't going to tell us until afterwards?" Kagome panicked

Kagome: "of course not Sango I mean we don't have that much money so we were gonna get married at Tokyo City hall" Sango cringed thinking how a girl could have her wedding at that place

Sango: "How about my parent's pay for the wedding and then we could have a great big one!" Inuyasha looked nervous now

Inuyasha: "Sango that would be too much we could never pay you back!"

Sango: It's okay I mean I'll just tell dad it's for my best friend and that she really needs this, I mean it is your wedding, that doesn't happen to a girl in an every day life.

Kagome smiled "I suppose it doesn't" I never thought about that "You don't have to though, I'll just call up Souta and ask him for an early wedding present"

Sango: "Alright, AND Inuyasha!" Inuyasha gulped

Inuyasha: "Yes Sango?"

Sango: "How could you be so irresponsible? You have to understand a girl's feelings!"

"I won't do it again?" He offered

"Good, then Kagome will be in good hands, speaking of hands," Sango turned her red head to face Miroku "yours aren't where they're suppose to be!" and then followed a painful whipping sound.

"hmm… Inuyasha where are your parents?" Kagome asked looking around "they couldn't possibly be at Tokyo City Hall could they?"

"Maybe?" Inuyasha laughed

"are you serious?"

"Nah, their probably just out exploring Japan."

"okay just as long as their not there expecting us to be there"

"It's been six hours Kagome, even my parents wouldn't wait that long."

"ya your right"

Somewhere in Tokyo City Hall...

"Honey something tells me there's something wrong."

"Nonsense sweetie"

"Alright whatever you say, why are we here anyways?"

"I'm not quite sure"

"Maybe we should go home"

"Maybe we should."

A/N: Yay! I did it! I'm sorry it's probably not that good I was writing with a huge block in front of me (haha get it block? Okay not funny) but I really tried. Hope you enjoyed it and the only way I'll know if you did is if you review rite? Lol. By the way I do like looong reviews, short ones are good too, scratch that just review and I'll be happy ^__^