InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Kagome&Hebi ❯ Hebi Meets Hojo ( Chapter 3 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

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Chapter 3
Hebi Meets Hojo
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Kagome just wanted to find the deepest,darkest hole crawl in it and die. There in front of the school was Hebi talking to none other then Hojo,She didn't know what they ware talking about but by the way Hojo's face was turning red she could only guess what was being said.'And Hebi being the hentai he is...'She ruched over to the two male's.

"Hay Hebi How nice it was of you to come and walk me home. Hi Hojo sorry but I can't stay and chat."She garbed Hebi by the wrist and dragged him off be for Hojo could blink.

"I like him Kags a little bit of a air head and he don't know to mush about women...OWWW"

He yelled as he got a nice shock of her miko energy.

"What was that for?"

"I'm sure you can figure that out. I swear your worse then Miroku."

"You mean that monk you told me about,The one that was always grabbing girls buts?"

"Yes him,Always blaming it on his crusted hand."

"Yeah I think I would like him. I wish I could use that line of his you told me about. But in this day and age I'd get thrown in jail."

"If only they would throw your ass in jail then maybe my life could go back to being some what normal."

Hebi just started laughing.

"What's so funny?"

"I just had this vision of you settling down with Hojo and having kids,Like a normal girl. You looked miserable. Not only that, A guy like Hojo could never really please you..."
Slap

"Hay that smarts and I didn't mean it that way. I just meant with the life you have lived A guy like Hojo would bore you to death."

"I...I'm sorry I shouldn't have slapped you."

"It's all good." 'That and he defiantly wouldn't a good lover for you ether'

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?"

"Did I say that out load...Ummm I think I left the oven on at my house so...Bye"

Hebi then starts to run for dear life with a pissed off Kagome chasing after him.
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