InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Kagome in Inu Yasha Land! ❯ Chapter 1

People, I got REALLY bored and decided to just write this. Tell me if it's at least a little funny, and I may not delete it. If I don't get feedback, it WILL be deleted. Also, some of you seem to have a problem with the fact that this story is in script form. Well, I usually don't write in script form, but since this IS a play… DEAL WITH IT!

 

Disclaimer: I do not own anything except for the stupid outfits I force the cast to wear. *Evil grin*

 

*Curtains part and beautiful teenage fox demon walks on stage and bows*

 

Kitsuneluvuh: Ladies and Gents, demons and beings with no discernable gender1 Welcome to my production of the Wizard of Oz: Inu Yasha style!

 

Audience: *applauds and cheers loudly*

 

Kitsuneluvuh: Thank you, thank you. Anyway, we have a great show for everyone! Remember, snacks will be sold during the ten-minute intermission, and bathrooms are located down the corridor to the right. Uh… and we do have facilities for all races…

 

*mumbled approval from audience*

 

kitsuneluvuh: Right! Now, let the show begin!

 

*Curtains rise on a scene from the Feudal Era. Kagome enters stage left*

 

Kagome: Auntie Kaede! Auntie Kaede! Where are you, Auntie Kaede?”

 

Kaede: Over here, child. I be feeding the chickens.

 

Kagome: Auntie Kaede, Inu Yasha says he smells Naraku coming over the hill. You'd better tell the villagers to evacuate!

 

Kaede: Aye, child. *raises voice* Yo! Lissen up, dogs! Kagome says dog-breath smells Naraku comin' over da hill, so ya'll better scram, yo!

 

Kitsuneluvuh: *smiles proudly* I wrote that part myself!

 

Inu Yasha: … You're an idiot.

 

Kitsuneluvuh: Thanks.

 

Villagers: *stare openmouthed at Kaede*

 

Kitsuneluvuh: *eyebrow twitches* GET RUNNING, MORONS! *bursts into flames*

 

Villagers: *begin screaming and running*

 

Kitsuneluvuh: Much better.

 

Kaede: I leave this to you, child. *rides away on white horse*

 

Kitsuneluvuh: *sweat drops* She'd better be the one paying for that horse…

 

Kagome: riiight…

 

*lights dim and super-cool miasma effects appear. Naraku and Kagura enter stage right*

 

Naraku: *really POed* You will regret the day you force me, the great and powerful Naraku, to perform in such a moronic form of amusement!

 

Kitsuneluvuh: *throws script at him* THAT'S NOT YOUR LINE!!!!!

 

Naraku: *rubs head* owie… Fine! Well, Inu Yasha, seems we meet again. Hand over your jewel shards and I may kill you quickly.

 

Inu Yasha: Whatever, stupid. How `bout you hand over YOUR jewel shards, and I'll kill YOU quickly?

 

Naraku: I SAID IT FIRST!!!

 

Kitsuneluvuh: God… My play's going down the toilet… SOMEONE'S GONNA PAY!

 

Kagura: Lets just get this over with. Hyah! *sends gust of wind out at Kagome and Inu Yasha*

 

Kagome: *Is fighting wind* No, it's too strong! Inu Yasha, let's get into Kaede's hut! It should shelter us from the wind somewhat!

 

*Kagome and Inu Yasha fight their way over to hut and get inside*

 

Kagura: Oh, no you don't! *sends strong blast of wind at hut, which tears it off its foundation and sends it hurtling into the sky*

 

Kagome: AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

 

Inu Yasha: You are so going to pay for this!

 

*TIME BREAK WHILE OUR HEROS SPIN IN TWISTER*

 

*House drops in strange land*

 

Kagome: Owwww… Toto, I don't think we're in the Feudal Era anymore.

 

Inu Yasha: Who you callin' Toto?!

Kitsuneluvuh: SAY YOUR LINES LIKE IT'S WRITTEN!!!

 

Inu Yasha: … I mean, woof.

 

*Inu Yasha and Kagome exit house and see a pair of legs sticking out from under the house*

 

Kagome: Hey, isn't that Kikyo?

 

Inu Yasha: … woof.

 

Kagome: *bends down and picks off Kikyo's shoes and puts them on* Huh, not too uncomfortable. But aren't they supposed to be ruby slippers?

 

Kitsuneluvuh: Hey, they cut the budget. Deal with the brown sandals.

 

Monkey Sprites: *crowd around Inu Yasha and Kagome* You did it! You did it! The wicked priestess is dead!

 

Kikyo: … I resent being called wicked.

 

Kitsuneluvuh: Well, you're still dead. Now get back under that house!

 

Monkey Sprites: Anyway, we're the Monkey Sprites of Inu Yasha land, and you are our saviors for destroying the evil priestess. How can we repay you?

 

Kagome: … Giving us a way home would be nice.

 

MS: *are staring at acorns* … huh?

 

Kagome: *sighs in exasperation* kitsuneluvuh, couldn't you get anyone else for this part?

 

Kitsuneluvuh: *filing claws* Nope. I tried to book the munchkins, but there was a little incident and they couldn't make it.

 

Homer Simpson: Mmmmm…. Munchkins…

 

*tiny screams are heard from backstage*

 

Kagome: …Right. Anyway, let's keep going.

 

MS: Oh, right. Anyway, you wanna get home, you'll have to meet the great Monk of Oz! Just follow the red brick road to his palace!

 

Kagome: *sweat drops* Uh… Isn't it the YELLOW brick road?

 

Kitsuneluvuh: Budget cuts.

 

Kagome: Oh… Um, right! Come on, Toto!

 

Inu Yasha: *furious* I TOLDJA NOT TO CALL ME TOTO!!!

 

MS: *snicker* Toto… heh…

 

Inu Yasha: Grrrr… *beats up monkey sprites*

 

MS: Owchie.

 

Kagome: *also furious* Inu Yasha! Heel!

 

Inu Yasha: What the… *finds himself walking towards Kagome against his will*

 

Kit: *filing claws* I trust Kagome to follow the script more than you, so I put an extra spell on your necklace. Tough luck being you, huh?

 

Inu Yasha: I'll kill you!!!

 

Kagome: SIT!

 

Inu Yasha: Oomph. I hate you…

 

Kagome: *ignoring him* Now, on to Oz! *starts skipping down the road humming cheerfully*

 

Inu Yasha: *peels himself out of the road* You are all gonna pay! *follows Kagome*

 

Kagome: Weeeeeeeee're… Off to see the monk, the wonderful monk of oz!

 

Inu Yasha: *grumbling*

 

Kit: *Hits him with the script* SAY YOUR LINE, DUMB#*@!!!!

 

Inu Yasha: STOP DOING THAT! Fine… Arf.

 

Kit: Good boy. I'll throw you a bone later.

 

Inu Yasha: Whatever.