InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Kagome's Poetry Assignment ❯ Chapter 1

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: RebaJean
Kagome gets the Inu gang to help her with her poetry assignment for school. Only she gets a bit more help than she wanted.

Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Poetry | Uploaded On: 11.25.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 620 | Status: Completed

Kagome's Poetry Assignment

Reba Jean 10/15/05
Email to: Category: Poetry/Humor Rating: PG
 
Disclaimer: Characters based on "Inuyasha" copyright 1997 by Rumiko Takahashi/Shogakukan, Inc.
 
Kagome gets the Inu gang to help her with her poetry homework.
 
 
Kagome -
 
Guys, for school I need . . .
Can you help me with this, please?
Poetry - haiku.
 
Poems of just three lines
syllables five seven five
of nature mostly.
 
 
Inuyasha -
 
Uh, duh, I dun know . . .
What was this poetry thing?
What was that again?
 
 
Shippo -
 
Inuyasha's mean
When he bops me on the head
Kagome sits him.
 
 
Rin -
 
Run around the hill
See flowers, flowers, flowers
A great place to play!
 
 
Jaken -
 
Once I was a lord
Now follow Sesshoumaru
Reduced to nanny.
 
 
Miroku -
 
Monk's cursed hand gropes
reaches down to grasp her rear
red hand print across face.
 
 
Sango -
 
Touch me again, Monk
and your thick head will shortly
meet Hiraikotsu!
 
 
Sesshoumaru -
 
A lecherous monk
comedy of the absurd,
fondles taijiya.
 
An untrained miko
whields the shikon no tama
her power runs wild.
 
Disgusting hanyou,
lover of the zombie bitch,
my erstwhile brother.
 
 
Inuyasha -
 
Brother . . . naw . . . sister
Stuck up, prissy, girly man
Never gets my sword!
 
 
Kagome -
 
A loud clash of swords
Now friends we must end this game
Brothers fight again.