InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Kate And Ky Dialogue 1 ❯ Chapter 1

Hi you guys… A little bored here. How about some random dialogue? Yeah… I thought so. My niece… Ky-chan… is here so she will be joining me. Have fun laughing at our combined insanity. (Lyrics to "The Buzzing" belong to Zao… no me.)

InuYasha: Gods! Kate. What the heck is all that noise?

Me: Whaddya mean, Inu-chan? It's my music.

InuYasha: You call that music?

Ky-chan: Yeah, she does… pitiful, huh?

InuYasha: You said it. By the way… who ARE you? Are you a figment of Kate's imagination like the rest of us?

Ky-chan: No, I'm her niece.

InuYasha: You're related?

Ky: Sure.

::InuYasha pulls Ky into a hug:: InuYasha: I feel so, so sorry for you.

Ky: You think this music is bad? You should wait `till she starts to sing along… and the DANCING! Oh, my, Goodness!

Me: Oh, what, like this? ::gets up and dances:: ::singing:: "Masks! And a fake Skin! The builders, keep braking!!!"

InuYasha: ::looks at Ky:: Why is she jumping like that? Is she trying to bang her head against the floor? Someone should stop her before she makes the carpet all bloody!

Ky: She's `head banging'. She seems to enjoy it. Never hurt her before… I mean besides letting the blood rush to her head and killing the brain cells she desperately needs.

Me: ::reaches up and grabs Inu's shoulders::

Ky: ::groan:: Oh, no. You're in for it now!

Me: ::pushing Inu's head up and down:: The Buzzing! Attracted to the INNOCENT!

InuYasha: Ky-chan! HEEEELLLLLPPPPPP MMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Ky: No, can, DO. I'm enjoying seeing my aunt make you all dizzy.

Me: ::release Inu::

Inu: ::fall:: ::from ground:: This is worse than being `sat'.

Ky: Oh, no. I may be next. See ya, Inu-chan! Wouldn't wanna be ya! ::runs away::

Me: Oh, where'd Ky-chan go? I was gonna dance with her next. Oh, well. You're turn again, InuYasha! You lucky DOG. Ha. Literally. You're a dog! ::dancing insanely::

Inu: ::backing away slowly:: Oh, gods! No! Not that! Anything but that!

Me: ::stop:: Anything?

Inu: ::nod:: Uh-huh!

Me: ::evil smile::

Inu: Oh, crap! Why'd I say ANYTHING?

::::::::::::::;An hour later:::::::::;

Ky: Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo, deny thy father and refuse thy name. Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love and I'll no longer be a Capulet… KATE! DO I HAVE TO?

Me: Yup. Inu promised anything. How can he be Romeo without a Juliet? Skip to his line.

Inu: I take thee at thy word… Oh CRAP. Forget it. ::Puts on Zao CD and dances.:: Stupid wench.

Ya'll like it? WE'RE CRAZY! MUH HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!

~Kate and Ky

WE NO OWN CUTE PUPPY EARED INU!