InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Kicks and Kisses ❯ Kiss me ( Chapter 3 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Kagome finally meets Sesshoumaru under weird circumstances!!! At the orphanage?

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Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 12.19.2006 | Pages: 12 | Words: 8.0K | Visits: 242 | Status: Work In Progress

Disclaimer: Snap out of your fantasy. You can't own Inuyasha.

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A/N: Oh btw, NC over there said that the relationships may be difficult to understand, so basically here's the blasted relationship chart that cost my fingers to make-

www.kicksandkisses.blogspot.com

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Previously…

“Konichiwa Sesshoumaru-sama!!!”

“Nani? Sesshoumaru?” Kagome asked, and turned.

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Chapter Three

Kiss me

“You!?!” an exact replica of a banshee screeching echoed through the orphanage.

The four limbs of many halted in action as their eyes darted towards the pair. (That would be typical Singaporeans…) Needless to say, so much as a glance from the ice-prince which promised a painful death easily flicked on the switch that read `Get cracking'.

The said youkai responded to her outburst with a tiniest hint of a frown marring his otherwise immaculate face. The last time he checked, his previous encounter with this specific specie of the female population had not been a pleasant one, not to say that an infertile Sesshoumaru would be bad news to females all around the world.

“Wench,” he snapped, his words thick with irritance.

“You will do well to silence yourself.”

Obviously she got cranky.

“Now look here buster! My name is Kagome! Ka-go-me!!!! Not wench, whore or woman!! Get it through the thick skull of yours!!!“

Meanwhile, a certain taiyoukai was having some rather creative thoughts on the fastest way to shut the female up while she randomly prattled on about how she became a voluntary worker to meet arrogant b@--@rds who drove her nuts.

Finally coming to a conclusion…

“Hn.”

Her response once again tempted the surrounding people to clamp their ears shut. “Argh!! You piss me off like no other and I don't know why I even bother talking to a jerk like you!”

Ramble…ramble….

“But that's not the point. What the hell are you doing here? You contributing to the society would only mean an increase in the population of jerks. Besides, the only other person in this shift would be K-“ (AN <MC>: Ahaha mini-cliffie! <NC>: Yea, yea, hyper MC again…)

“This Sesshoumaru wishes to adopt Rin Yasukogi.”

“I can't believe you even set foot in this place! You-“ Kagome snapped her head up and looked him in the eye.

“What-did-you-say?”

Sesshoumaru gave an amused smirk- one that easily caused the surrounding females to floor. This particular female never seemed to cease amusing him. Barely a minute ago, she was giving the `scram-outta-my-sight' look and now…

She was unknowingly giving the most adorable smile he ever saw as her sapphire eyes lit up with infinite hope and happiness. What's more, the favourite facial expression of the female population was on her face- the `are-you-sure-I-was-speeding?' puppy look.

Compared to her, those `belles' at every single business party he was forced to attend couldn't pout for nuts.

“I am sure that I was not stuttering a moment ago and you must have heard me.” “Clearly,” he added, deciding to add fuel to the fire… and had the desired effects.

“Why you…you” she hissed, lost for words.

This guy could sure devour all the happiness as soon as it comes and piss her off in record time.

“I beg your pardon? Please excuse my terrible hearing. My ears must be a little clogged up.” He countered, leaning towards the fuming miko for emphasis.

`He is enjoying himself! The nerve of this guy!' Kagome spat angrily in her mind as he gave a lazy smirk. Everything in the background faded away as she pictured herself giving him a broken nose.

“You are a brute through and through.”

“That I know.”

“Will you shut up?”

“That should be my line.”

“Go to hell.”

“Did it hurt when they kicked you out of there?”

“Stop acting like you are the king of the world, you son of a b----!!”

“Please refrain from using profanities in the presence of children.”

“I wish I never met you.”

“Don't worry, I share the same sentiment.”

“I-” A gentle tug on her shirt brought her back to her senses. “Kagome-chan? What were you and Sesshoumaru-sama doing?” Both Rin's and Shippou's complete act of innocence easily soothed her raging emotions demanding to be freed.

“We were-” she began.

“We were having a conversation.” Sesshoumaru interjected smoothly.

“What's a `co…co-ve-rr-sa-ton'?” both asked simultaneously.

“Its when two or more people have a talk, in which thoughts, feelings and ideas are expressed in short.” He replied.

`Yeah, feelings. Why, here I was thinking that someone here was emotionally retarded…' Kagome seethed inwardly.

“Now are you going to stand around here all day gawking at me, or get on with your job?” A gush of heat rushed to her cheeks before she gave an indignant huff as she stormed towards the office. After all, she was not about to chase away Rin's only hope for a better future.

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“Iie!! I am not leaving Shippou-chan alone!” yelled a flustered child with a tear-stained face, frantically clutching the arm of a miserable kitsune.

The surrounding passer-bys halted in their tracks as they watched the dramatic scene in poorly contained amusement.

Sesshoumaru snapped his eyes shut in annoyance before massaging his temples. `I think I need some aspirins…'

What on earth was he supposed to do with them? Had it occurred in the past, their heads would have been anywhere but near their carcass. For starters, he would not have the crazy idea to adopt a human.

And now he was talking to himself.

As much as he hated to admit it, he simply had no idea what to do with kids, let alone handle them. If his memory served him right, the mere presence of him had resulted in hysterical humans fleeing from him. But that, was in the past.

Of course, this led to the question why Rin accepted him so readily. He simply could not understand their mentality.

However, a certain miko had the privilege to be better endowed than him in this aspect. He watched, for the first time in his life, enviously as Kagome gently rocked the now quiet children in her lap.

Internal conflict…

“So Kagome onee-san will adopt me?” Shippou asked.

“Hai, Shippou-chan.”

This confused Sesshoumaru.

“You're adopting him?” Sesshoumaru asked.

Kagome rolled her eyes again. “What did I just say?”

“Hn.”

That was the last straw for Kagome. Resisting the mad urge to go up to Sesshoumaru and throttle him, she decided on a better idea.

Kagome, with a small smirk on her face, put Rin and Shippou down and walked up to Sesshoumaru. She swiftly raised her right hand, aiming for the taiyoukai's face.

Sesshoumaru, though shocked at her audacity, managed to catch her hand in time.

Kagome, refusing to admit defeat, raised her left hand.

A now pissed Sesshoumaru caught it again.

Before he could react, Kagome got another idea.

“Catch this,” she whispered, with an evil smirk on her face.

She rammed her knee upwards.

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Meanwhile…

Shippou gasped in shock as Inuyasha talked to him.

“You are a youkai, right?”

Shippou numbly nodded his head.

“Feh. Do any of the ningens there else know?”

Shippou shook his head.

“OI. Are you mute or something?”

Shippou looked over at Kagome, intending to shout to her for help and ask her why her dog was talking. He took a deep breath.

“Don't shout! Feh. Anyway that's not the point. You and that little midget over there want a full family with both a mother and father, right?”

Shippou looked at Rin, then nodded his head again.

Inuyasha almost freaked out. (AN: Like master, like dog, ne?)

“ARGH. Anyway, just follow my instructions if you want a family. Translate them to that midget too. She doesn't seem to know what's going on.”

Shippou looked over at Rin, who was looking at him both blankly and curiously, as it looked to her as if her best friend was conversing with a dog.

“… Okay.”

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Shippou and Rin sneaked chairs behind the two arguing adults on Inuyasha's orders, and stood on them.

“One…” Shippou signaled from behind Kagome's head.

“Two…” Rin signaled back, from behind Sesshoumaru's.

“Three!” they shouted, right before they pushed both heads together.

Kagome and Sesshoumaru only had seconds to register what was going on before their lips met.

The two grown-ups immediately pulled forcibly away from each other, accidentally knocking both children to the floor.

“ITAI!” Shippou squealed, while Rin bawled loudly from the ground.

Both Kagome and Sesshoumaru instantly went to comfort their adopted children.

Just then, they were greeted with countless flashes of lights from certain black boxes with lens, as well as hordes of people carrying notebooks and microphones.

“My, my… What a loving family. We must really thank you for this piece of news, Mr. Taishou.”

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Naraku's Hideout (?)

“Konbanwa, Kikyou koi,” Naraku purred sinisterly.

“Don't `koi' me, you bastard,” spat a dirty, dishevelled and pissed Kikyou. Who incidentally was chained up against a grimy dungeon wall.

Both Naraku's face and manner hardened instantly. He strode up to her, slapped her and harshly grabbed her chin, making them mere inches apart from each other's face. Kikyou tried not to inhale in his foul breath.

“You'd better no use that attitude towards me again,” he whispered dangerously, “or else.”

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NC: Look here young lady, you are in a lot of trouble; and when I mean a lot, I mean it… *Summons Sephiroth, Asakura Hao, Tamahome, Hotohori, Tasuki, Nuriko, Cloud Strife, Reno, Vincent, Kadaj, Kyuzo, Kanbei, Kira, Ren, Naraku and Nakago*

MC: *gulps and dashes away from NC* Gomen nasai!!! Gome-

Miroku: Now ladies, that's not the way to behave. *MC cowers behind Miroku from a fuming NC* Instead you should be spending more time bonding with charming guys like me. *Gives a lecherous smirk before sliding cursed hand down MC's back*

MC: *scrambles out of range and behind a howling-with-laughter NC* WTF, serious mistake…

NC: *snaps out of trance, starts cackling like a maniac and chases after MC*

Naraku: You disgusting humans will cease your childish antics this instant.

All: *MC and NC freezes in fear before grinning like a psycho* Maybe we should show you who's boss… After all, we are the writers…. *Grabs keyboard*

End result…

Scene replay-

Naraku: *In a high-pitched voice* You disgusting humans will cease your childish antics this instant. What if you fall on me? I might just break a nail!!! *Blows a kiss and bats his eyelids towards his reflection in the mirror as he gets a pedicure done by Jaken while picking his nose*

Naraku: *Snaps as MC and NC die of laughter before getting revived by tenseiga* Hey! Didn't you hear that ladies can multi task better than men!?

Conclusion: Don't mess with the authors.

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Review corner:

NC: Man, this chapter sucks my balls. All because of MC… you got me to believe in religion when I edited this chapter!!! Which is btw- hell.

MC: Well, s-o-r-r-y!! It's not my fault that writer's block occur so God damn often.

NC: Liar. *Throws rotten patrol egg at MC, gets robotic teacher and Sec 3 Guides PL to baby-sit her. * *MC scrambles towards Sesshoumaru and hops on youki cloud*

NC: Sorry if we take too long to update. If there is no school existing we will be sure to update at least once a week. Thanks for the review anyway!

MC: Lols everybody is asking us to write faster. Are we sincerely THAT slow? XD

Sonjia

MC: You know, our story is already moving veryyyyy fast compared to the norm. xD And kk we'll try to add in funny funny parts. =))

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Daffy

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MC: I think we need a clarification here… The things we write are chapters, not reviews. xD No offence tho. And it was a month. Not a few months. T__T

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Jiaying

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Squirrel

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Hao-sama-rawks

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MC: Yeah, my poor Sessh might become infertile. T_T It's for the good of the story though. ^^ (Sessh: !!!)

Ching

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Shimin

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Arthi (buta)

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