InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Killing Me Softly ❯ Chapter One: Old Messages and New Discoveries ( Chapter 1 )

Killing Me Softly

(Sequel to Hip Hoppin' With R&B)

 

First of all I want to add a few notes before you read this. I have it aligned like this because I feel like being special! This fic was well organized, meaning that things are going to be different. There are four phases in this story and each phase has a different summary. The chapters are many and for the most part divided up evenly. This one is better than the prequel, for one, THERE IS A PLOT (a really cool plot), and two, THERE ARE DUETS!! Yes a plot and duets. There are also a couple of other surprises that you have to read to find out about. Well, enjoy!

Chapter One: Old Messages and New Discoveries

 

The well was quiet as the famous five (or six- Kirara) sat around doing nothing. They had nothing to do. There were no demons around and there weren't any complaints in other villages either. Their archenemies were remaining on the down low as well. It seemed that everyone was taking the day off, leaving the heroes with no particular motive. Inuyasha decided to speak.

“It's flippin' boring!” Inuyasha sounded agitated.

“We haven't done anything in days,” Shippo added.

“I agree…” Kagome started slowly.

They all sighed. Then Miroku brighten right up.

“I know who could lighten things up!”

Sango looked at him pondering. “Do I want to know?”

Miroku's smile turned into a hopeless expression. “We need Tatsu.”

That's when the light from the well caught their attention. They could hear a song playing from there. The song that was playing was “Welcome Back” by Mase, which was beyond their knowledge. That's when they saw the familiar face pop up from the well.

“Someone call?” It was Tatsu in the flesh. Their dilemma was resolved.

“It's a dream come true!” Miroku spat, ruining the moment. To keep him in control he received a slap across the face from Sango.

Tatsu stared blankly. “Right…”

“Tatsu!” Shippo cheered as he jumped into her arms excitedly.

Tatsu held onto him. “Yo Shippo!”

The orange boom box gently fell to the ground. No damage was caused, but the song did pause for awhile. After the song began to play again from its current spot is when Tatsu reached down to finally turn it off.

“Hey! So, why'd you come back?” Kagome asked.

“I didn't really have anything to do.”

“Oh, you're back.” -Inuyasha

“Inuyasha!”

“Don't worry about it. I don't need warm heart-felt welcomes.”

“Feh,” was Inuyasha's only reply.

“Tatsu, I'm so happy you have returned!” Miroku cheered once he had recovered.

“Why did you come back? You understand how dangerous it is for you to be here don't you?”

“Oh Inuyasha. Lighten up. Nothing bad is going to happen to me. Not as long as I have you guys here to protect me.”

“How right you are. We mustn't let a beautiful girl like you be harmed.” Miroku's only response was a blow to the head by Sango's fist.

“All right! It's settled then! I will be the cure for your boredom!”

“What did you have in mind?” Sango questioned.

“I don't know…”

“Really…” Sango said as everyone sweat dropped.

“We could all sing again! Sango, you first!”

“What?!”

But, before Sango could protest the area had already dimmed. Everyone had cleared enough space for her. She had a worried look on her face and she was beet red. (Has anyone ever noticed that beets are actually purple?) The music started to play and she started to sing.

 

He has a little game that he plays

Clever little ways and a hot boy style

Brags up on the dough that he makes

Flash a little cash watch girls wild out

Lately he's been checking for me

Telling me how much he wants to be

Wants to be the one to replace

Replace the man that waits at home for me

 

1- But oh no I can't let you

Get the best of me

Even though deep inside

Something's dying to see

How you flow out them clothes

When you put it on me

Feelings coming on strong

I know that it's wrong

I can't let you get the best of me

 

(You put it on me)

The best of me

(You put it on me)

 

So is he trying to play with my head?

Telling me how he could blow my mind

Something about the things that he said

Made me want to take it there one time

I should be walking away

Cause his hands up on my thigh

Should I leave, should I stay?

After all it's just one night

 

Repeat 1

 

(You put it on me)

The best of me

(You put it on me)

 

[Jadakiss]

Yo, yo, yo I got so many bags of money

That they won't fit in the bank

And I'mma do this just like Tony did it to Frank

But I'mma make sure both y'all win

Let him keep the place you move

And I'mma pay both y'alls rent

So forget about the condo and come to the crib

Cause the castle over the mountain come with a bridge

You know literally we can go shopping in Italy

Hand on her thigh she ain't wanna get rid of me

And she don't drink or know how a L look

Chanel look mixed with the Pete Arnell look

You just stay pretty while I'm running the city

When I whip the V you can hold the joint if you with me

Vacation cost a hundred and fifty we living it up

I put it on your ass if you giving up

And you know I'm not a hater

And if you feel bad then you can call him later

And tell him you all Jada's

 

[Sango]

Oh no I can't let you

Get the best of me

Even though deep inside

Something's dying to see

How you flow out them clothes

Then you put it on me

You ain't gonna get to me

You can't get the best of me

 

Repeat 1

 

Oh no I can't let you

Get the best of me

Even though deep inside

Something's dying to see

How you flow out them clothes

Then you put it on me

Oh yeah, oh...

 

“Go Sango!” cheered Shippo.

Tatsu was laughing. Inuyasha was sitting there, not really caring. Miroku seemed mesmerized. Kagome was applauding her. Sango glared at Tatsu.

“I hate you…”

“Now Sango, don't be like that.”

“I'm going to kill you.”

“Would you really?”

“Yes…”

Miroku decided to attempt to save Tatsu. “Sango lets not be hasty…”

“You shut up!”

Miroku had moved out the way, but Tatsu had escaped. When Sango looked around she found Tatsu cowering behind Inuyasha with her boom box. She gave Sango an innocent smile.

“So, who wants to go next?”

“Not before I deal with you…”

“I'll go next!” Miroku yelled panicky.

The area dimmed and Sango got lost. Then someone moved her out the way as a spotlight shined on Miroku. Then you heard say a few words before the music came on and he supposedly started to sing.

[Jay-Z]

Girls I love you... I love all y'all

Hehehe, hehehe, f'real

 

I love girls, girls, girls, girls

Girls, I do adore

Yo put your number on this paper cause I would love to date ya

Holla at ya when I come off tour, yeah

 

I got this Spanish chica, she don't like me to roam

So she call me cabron plus marricon

Said she likes to cook rice so she likes me home

I'm like, "Un momento" - mami, slow up your tempo

I got this black chick, she don't know how to act

Always talkin out her neck, makin her fingers snap

She like, "Listen Jigga Man, I don't care if you rap

You better - R-E-S-P-E-C-T me"

I got this French chick that love to French kiss

She thinks she's Bo Derek; wear her hair in a twist

My, cherie amour, to a belle

Merci, you fine as **** but you givin me hell

I got this Indian squaw the day that I met her

Asked her what tribe she with, red dot or feather

She said all you need to know is I'm not a ho

And to get with me you better be Chief Lots-a-Dough

Now that's Spanish chick, French chick, Indian and black

That's fried chicken, curry chicken, damn I'm gettin fat

Arroz con pollo, French fries and crepe

An appetite for destruction but I scrape the plate

I love

 

Girls, girls, girls, girls (uh-huh)

Girls, I do adore

Yo put your number on this paper cause I would love to date ya

Holla at ya when I come off tour

I love girls, girls, girls, girls

Girls all over the globe

I come scoop you in that Coupe, sittin on deuce-zeroes

Fix your hair in the mirror, let's roll - c'mon

 

I got this young chick, she so immature

She like, "Why you don't buy me Reeboks no more?"

Like to show out in public, throw tantrums on the floor

Gotta toss a couple dollars, just to shut up her holla

Got a project chick, that plays her part

And if it goes down y'all that's my heart

Baby girl so thorough she been with me from the start

Hid my drugs from the NARCs, hid my guns by the parts

I got this model chick that don't cook or clean

But she dress her ass off and her walk is mean

Only thing wrong with ma she's always on the scene

God damn she's fine but she parties all the time

I get frequent flier mileage from my stewardess chick

She look right in that tight blue dress, she's thick

She gives me extra pillows and seat back love

So I had to introduce her to the Mile High Club

Now that's young chick, stewardess, project and model

That means I fly rough early, plus I know Tai-Bo

That means I'm new school, pop pills and stay in beef

But I never have a problem with my first class seat

I love

 

Girls, girls, girls, girls

Girls, I do adore

Yo put your number on this paper cause I would love to date ya

Holla at ya when I come off tour

I love girls, girls, girls, girls

Girls all over the globe

I come scoop you in that Coupe, sittin on deuce-zeroes

Fix your hair in the mirror, let's roll

 

I got this paranoid chick; she's scared to come to the house

A hypochondriac who says ouch before I whip it out

Got a chick from Peru, that sniff Peru

She got a cousin at customs that get **** through

Got this weed head chick, she always catch me doin ****

Crazy girl wanna leave me but she always forgets

Got this Chinese chick, had to leave her quick'

Cause she kept bootleggin my **** - man

I got this African chick with Eddie Murphy on her skull

She like, "Jigga Man, why you treat me like animal?"

I'm like excuse me Ms. Fufu, but when I met your ass

you was dead broke and naked, and now you want half

I got this ho that after twelve million sold

Mami's a narcoleptic, always sleepin on Hov'

Gotta tie the back of her head like Deuce Bigalow

I got so many girls across the globe...

 

I love girls, girls, girls, girls

Girls, I do adore

Yo put your number on this paper cause I would love to date ya

Holla at ya when I come off tour

I love girls, girls, girls, girls

Girls all over the globe

I come scoop you in that Coupe, sittin on deuce-zeroes

Fix your hair in the mirror, let's roll

I love girls, girls, girls, girls

Girls, I do adore

Yo put your number on this paper cause I would love to date ya

Holla at ya when I come off tour

 

I love girls, girls, girls, girls

Girls, girls…

 

When the song everyone sighed. They expected as much. Tatsu was still smiling. It seemed Sango had forgotten about her death. She did remember one thing.

“At least it wasn't as bad as last time,” Sango commented.

“No doubt about that,” Kagome added.

Then Kagome and Inuyasha turned their attention to a specific direction. Everyone looked at them with curious faces. Shippo was the one that asked the question everyone was contemplating.

“What is it guys?”

“I sense jewel shards coming our way at a super fast speed.”

“And I'd recognize the smell anywhere.”

Tatsu was confused, but everyone else seemed to know who they were talking about. Instead of asking she decided to wait and find out. That's when someone showed up from a strong gust. Things kept getting more and more interesting…