InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Kismet ❯ *Headtilt*? ( Chapter 10 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
*Headtilt*?
“So what happened?!”
For all Sango prides herself on being super-aware of her surroundings, I'm pretty sure she wasn't expecting me to jump her the moment she shut the door. HA! Shows her what she knows.
She turned away quickly, but she couldn't hide from me... she was blushing!
“Sango! What. Happened?!” Honestly! She knows I need to live vicariously through her now! I needed the salacious details!
She changed quickly, keeping her back to me. Eventually, with a sigh, she turned around. And lost it. “He... he kept talking,” she wailed.
I lifted an eyebrow. “Well... yeah. That kinda happens on a date-”
“It wasn't a date!”
“Ah, that's right. My mistake.” My tone said otherwise. Duh.
Seriously, there is one thing really wrong with the girl. She... "Over-Sangos" things.
Sorry, I should be more clear. Over-Sango, verb, to get so caught up into what might possibly happen that one comes up with a violent gameplan without actually having an enemy. And you think I'm joking, but seriously! If she's going nuts (like she clearly was then), she'll guess who could possibly be to blame and declare war on them.
Hey, I never said Sango was sane. In fact, I said she should just bone him, but she just glared like I had said something wrong.
Sigh. She's really hopeless sometimes.
It was quiet for a moment - I needed a new plan of attack - when Sango finally said, “I need your help.”
This was gonna be FUN.
For all Sango prides herself on being super-aware of her surroundings, I'm pretty sure she wasn't expecting me to jump her the moment she shut the door. HA! Shows her what she knows.
She turned away quickly, but she couldn't hide from me... she was blushing!
“Sango! What. Happened?!” Honestly! She knows I need to live vicariously through her now! I needed the salacious details!
She changed quickly, keeping her back to me. Eventually, with a sigh, she turned around. And lost it. “He... he kept talking,” she wailed.
I lifted an eyebrow. “Well... yeah. That kinda happens on a date-”
“It wasn't a date!”
“Ah, that's right. My mistake.” My tone said otherwise. Duh.
Seriously, there is one thing really wrong with the girl. She... "Over-Sangos" things.
Sorry, I should be more clear. Over-Sango, verb, to get so caught up into what might possibly happen that one comes up with a violent gameplan without actually having an enemy. And you think I'm joking, but seriously! If she's going nuts (like she clearly was then), she'll guess who could possibly be to blame and declare war on them.
Hey, I never said Sango was sane. In fact, I said she should just bone him, but she just glared like I had said something wrong.
Sigh. She's really hopeless sometimes.
It was quiet for a moment - I needed a new plan of attack - when Sango finally said, “I need your help.”
This was gonna be FUN.
OoO**OoO**OoO
Disclaimers:
I have no legal rights to the InuYasha characters; that honor belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and a bunch of Japanese and English companies. I just abuse them for the giggles.
Anything from Power Rangers (like our beloved narrator) belongs to Saban.
“Kismet” is written for the LJ community mirsan_fics. This entry, 250 words long, was originally posted on October 18, 2010.