InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Life Is Like A Fairytale ❯ Chapter 7 ( Chapter 7 )

Life Is Like A Fairytale-Chapter 7

 

Disclaimer: I do not own anything except the thought of the story. And I don't own Harrison Ford, but my friends LOVE him so I couldn't pass up this chance for writing it.

 

“Kagome are you ready yet?” Sango questioned as she walked into her room while pulling her hair up into a ponytail.

“Yeah almost when did the guys say they were coming to pick us up?”

“I don't know they never really said, should be soon though.”

*Knock* *Knock*

“Hey that might be them now!”

“What's up guys?”- But she stopped half way when she actually looked at the person standing in front of her. It wasn't InuYasha or Miroku, but someone they had never seen before.

“Hi my name is Hojo and I will be taking you for your tour of Disney's MGM Studios today.” Said the innocent looking boy standing with his arms behind his back.

“You will be? What happened to InuYasha and Miroku?” Kagome asked with concern in her voice.

“I don't know any details about your former tour guide's I'm sorry to say miss.”

“I hope that they are okay.” Sango said while joining her in her concern.

“Nothing to worry about on your fine Disney trip. So come along and we'll start our day, full of thrill and excitement.”

“Hey Sango does it sound like someone reprogrammed him just like that movie “The Stepford Wives”? Asked Kagome from behind her hand. All Sango could do was laugh.

“But no guys? This just put a damper on my vacation.” Wined Sango.

“So does that mean that you're interested in Miroku?” Kagome asked with an evil glint in her eye.

“Well he does have some good qualities. But he can't even compare to Tarzan you know.” She said trying to cover up her slip of the tongue.

“What ever,” Kagome said while laughing “let's go and try to have a fun day.”

“Fine okay.”

*

The girls agreed to go with Hojo but they were not looking forward to it. As they were getting off the bus in the parking lot for MGM a green van painted like camouflage pulled up towards them on the other side of the road. On the side of the van was printed in big letters “TOY STORY”, when the door opened a man painted in all green hopped out. He had to hop because his legs were glued to a green stand; the costume was exactly like that of the toy soldiers from “Toy Story.”

“Hey Sango look,” said Kagome pointing out the men now pouring out of the van. Not that she really needed to because they were very noticeable.

“I see Kag, now that is some cool looking costumes. I have got to get a picture of that, my brother loved “Toy Story” when he was little, it was his favorite movie.” She said as she pulled out her camera and took a few snap shots.

“Come along ladies.” Said Hojo as he tried to regain their attention.

Kagome sighed and followed Hojo through the entrance, Sango following just slightly behind them.

“So ladies shall we see this park in numerical order according to the map?” he asked as if he was giving them a treat.

“Ah, I guess”- Sango started but was cut off by Hojo.

“Now number one on the map is “Sounds Dangerous- Starring Drew Carey” so that is our destination!” he said while folding up the map he had. Flashing Kagome a smile he took hold of her hand and started to pull her down the main street called “Hollywood Boulevard” towards their first stop.

Kagome looked back at Sango with a startled look as she was dragged ahead. Sango just surged her shoulders at her and followed.

*

When they reached the building they went in the entrance and took a seat near the front of the theatre, the seats were the same as any movie theatre except that there was headsets on the side for you to put on.

Once they sat down Hojo turned to them and said, “Now I hope that neither of you are scared of the dark,” at this point Sango and Kagome exchanged looks, “Because it will be a little dark in here.”

“It's okay, we have already been in lots of rides where we were in the dark. I think we will be fine thanks.” Said Kagome with a twitch in her eyebrow.

“Okay then but if you need a hand to grab on to if you get scared then mine is always open for the taking.” He said with a brilliant smile, thinking that he had pulled off the perfect pick up line.

“My god can you get over this guy, he is so full of himself. I'm glad that he only seems interested in you Kag.” Said Sango as she whispered into Kagome's ear.

“Oh thanks.” Kagome said as she rolled her eyes.

“So what is this show all about, anyway.” Asked Sango.

“Um…” answered Kagome as she took the map from Hojo's hands and read the description, “Join Detective Foster (Drew Carey) as he goes undercover in this wacky “soundsational” experience at the ABC Sound Studio.”

Just then a voice came on over the speakers telling them to put on their headsets and to get ready for the show. The screen lit up and the movie began, it started with Drew Carry going in to a police office and receiving the orders to go under cover to solve a mystery. He is given a spy camera that goes in his tie and a microphone in his ear to hear the orders that he is given for the job. Just as soon as he leaves the office he goes to get coffee and donuts. While holding the coffee he spills it all down his front blacking out the camera and the picture goes off, leaving everyone in complete darkness. Which is where Hojo tried to grab hold of Kagome's hand, Kagome quickly removed her arm from the arm rest, and growled under her breathe about pushy-brain-dead-dolts.

*

After the show Kagome and Sango started to head directly towards the “Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular” which was across from the theatre that they were just in. They didn't even wait for Hojo; he had gone to the bathroom, so they left him behind to get good seats in the audience. When Hojo had finally found them in the crowd the show was about to start, “Ladies I thought you were going to wait for me.” He whined as he took a seat next to Sango, much to her displeasure.

“No, we weren't.” snapped Sango.

“Oh.” He said answered downheartedly.

Just in time to drown out Hojo's sighs the Indiana Jones theme music started playing. Which only severed to heighten Kagome's excitement. She love Indiana Jones, from the music straight to the way he never loses his hat. The real thing appeared coming down on a rope from a hole in the ceiling. His white hair flowing out behind him as he slid down the rope. He landed on the dusty ground; his face came into the light that was shining in from the hole up above. That's when Kagome got a good look at the man's face, and then it hit her, the man standing before was none other than InuYasha. All she could do was let out a high pitch squeal. He was wearing the exact outfit of Indiana Jones, complete with the brown leather jacket, the whip, and you just can't forget the hat, which had his ears poking out from the top.

Kagome was left speechless, no matter how hot she thought Indiana Jones was before, didn't even match to how much she was drooling now.

“O my god. Sango it's InuYasha! I can't believe it.” Kagome squealed.

“As I can see,” she said while laughing, “I must admit he does look good in that out fit.”

“Hey! InuYasha's mine, you have Miroku remember?”

“O yeah, I forgot about him.” She said.

The show started off with a reenactment from the first movie, “Raiders of the Lost Ark”, when Indiana Jones is avoiding all of the booby traps. For InuYasha this part was a breeze, his hanyou reflexes were too fast for him to get hurt in anyway. Which only provided the performance with a more realistic look.

The entire time Kagome followed his every move, entranced, she just couldn't look away. As he stepped up to his goal, a golden statue, he pulled out a bag full of sand. Which he had filled earlier and slowly tried to trick the trap into thinking that the statue was still there. When he had the real statue in his hands he turned to leave only to hear movement coming from behind him. Upon looking, everyone saw that the noise was coming from the last and biggest trap in the world, the famous boulder. InuYasha placed the statue inside his leather jacket, and then started to run like hell. The whole time the music was playing and really made you feel like you were watching the movies. As InuYasha neared the end of the ramp he tripped and fell out of sight and the boulder just kept on rolling, right over him.

Kagome's breath hitched in her throat, “O my god is he alright?” is all that her distressed mind could comprehend.

But then the next second, InuYasha popped up and said to the crowd, “I'm okay!” with a smile on his face. Everyone started clapping, impressed with how realistic it all was.

“As you can see,” InuYasha announced to the crowd, “this scene takes a lot of work to make it look believable. The boulder that is behind me weighs more then three elephants put together, so it takes a while to push it back up into place for the next show.” He explained, as two men were pushing the balloon boulder back up the hill behind him. The whole crowd laughed at this point.

*

After the show was over the girls hung around to talk to InuYasha. When he saw them coming over he asked, “So how did you like the show?”

“You were amazing!” Kagome squealed, “I loved it when you saved that girl in the marketplace scene.”

“Yeah, we should call you Inuana Jones from now on.” Joked Sango.

“O my god Sango that is great! Can I have your autograph?” asked Kagome. Hojo stood forgotten over on the side, as InuYasha received all the attention.

“You think that it was that great of a show?” he asked.

“Well the show was great but you were better.” She said while blushing.

“So what do you want it to say?” he asked as he took a slip of paper from Kagome's hand.

“Oh anything.” She said exasperated.

“To my favorite fan girl, Inu”-

“Oh, you have got to sign it as Inuana Jones.” She said while watching him write on the paper.

“Keh… fine.” He answered. When he was done he passed the paper back to Kagome; she all but ripped it from his hands.

“So is this why we got stuck with the idiot today?” asked Sango as she jerked her thumb back behind her at Hojo.

“Yeah, Miroku and I had to work for the morning shows. But now since it's lunchtime and I'm off we could always go and collect Miroku too.” He said as he fixed the hat on his head.

“That would be great!” said Sango.

“Um…” said Hojo as he tried to gather the girls' attention back towards him.

“Oh so it's you Hojo,” sneered InuYasha as he looked to see who made the noise. “Well you can leave now, I can take them from here.”

“But they were with me.” He whined.

“Clear off.” InuYasha growled. With that they left Hojo behind in search of Miroku.

*

As they approached their next destination, Star Tours, Sango asked what this ride was all about.

The force is with you as you cruise in your “Starspeeder” flight simulator during this ultimate Star Wars thrill ride!

InuYasha read out loud as they were about to join in with the line up for the ride.

“Hey that sounds cool I've always like the Star Wars movies.” Said Sango.

Up ahead of them were two performers, one was dressed, as Darth Vader with a light saver in his hand, and the other was who else but Miroku. He was dressed as Han Solo complete with the brown vest, hi-tech belt, and his own light saver.

“So is it Harrison Ford day or what?” Sango asked. (Harrison Ford as played in the famous Star Wars, as Han Solo, not just Indiana Jones. ^-^)

“Hey guys-,” Miroku greeted but was cut off. As he was distracted from his sword fight Darth Vader accidentally hit him in the back of the head with his light saver.

“Jeez Shippo, that hurt.” Miroku said as he rubbed the back of his head.

“Sorry Miroku it slipped from my hand.” The kit said as he pulled off the Darth Vader mask, his voice changing from really deep to high pitch. As he checked Miroku's head for injuries a big bushy tail stuck out from behind his cape.

“Aww he is so cute!” squealed Kagome as she ran over to play with Shippo's tale. Shippo didn't know what to do so he just stayed still as the strange girl touched his tale.

“Um, who is this?” Shippo asked Miroku, when Kagome didn't let go.

“Oh Shippo meet Miss Kagome Higurashi, and this stunningly beautiful woman here is Sango Taijiya.” Said Miroku as he introduced Sango.

“Ah, well it is very nice to meet you both, but the show must go on!” yelled Shippo as he pulled his mask back on. “Prepare to lose the girl to me Han Solo.” He said as he banished his light saver at Miroku.

“Stand back, I will not let you take the lovely Miss Sango away from me.” Miroku said as he took hold of Sango around the waist.

“Miroku what do you think you are doing? Let me go now!” Sango said as the whole crowd turned to watch.

InuYasha and Kagome could only laugh at poor Sango.

“She does seem to be enjoying her self.” Commented Kagome as she watch Sango struggle and give up.

“I guess that Miroku is finally winning her over.” Replied InuYasha.

“Yeah, I guess.” Chuckled Kagome as she continued to watch. As she did InuYasha wrapped his arms around her waist; all she did was sigh and lean back into his arms.

“Is this how the worlds suppose to be?” Kagome asked herself, “Has everything come together for a reason, am I going to end up with InuYasha.” She smiled to herself, “whatever will be will be.”

“So do you always fall for fluffy things or what?” InuYasha asked as he continued to watch the fight.

“Hmm… what were you jealous over me playing with Shippo's tale?” she asked with a smirk.

“No,” he snapped, “I was just making sure that there wasn't just all fluff up in here.” He joked as he tapped her on the head.

*

When Miroku's “fight” was over he and Sango came over to greet them.

“So what did you think? I could be in the next Star Wars movie right? I'm good enough, I kicked Darth's butt with my light saver.” Miroku said proudly.

“Yeah but I don't think that you could ever up stage Harrison Ford, he kind of has the bigger fan group then you do.” Stated InuYasha.

“Yeah but I have Sango on my side don't I?” he asked her.

“Wha- um yeah I guess so.” Said Sango unsure of how to answer, seeing as how she just got dragged into the conversation.

“Well there you go then I guess I am better than him.” He said proudly.

“My opinion means that much to you?” Sango asked in a low voice that Kagome and InuYasha didn't hear.

Miroku stopped for a second and thought about it. “What you think is more important to me then any other girl's opinion.” He said.

All Sango could do was smile.

*

Miroku accompanied them on the ride; he had left Shippo behind to take care of the crowd. When they were seated on the ride Kagome looked to her right and saw a real life R2-D2.

“That is so cool, R2-D2 has got to be one of the funniest things about Star Wars.” Kagome said to InuYasha, he was sitting right next to her. “When my brother, Souta, was little we used to walk down to the post office and get the mail. On our way there was a trash can that kind of looked like R2-D2. Every time he would pass that trash can he run over and give it a hug. I still tease him about it, he gets all embarrassed.”

“That's just a little weird, don't you think?” InuYasha asked with a raised eyebrow.

“Yeah.” Laughed Kagome.

*