InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Life's Box Of Chocolates ❯ L ( Chapter 4 )

Disclaimer- I do not own Inu Yasha, I do not own Ranma, I do not own Ruroni Kenshin, I do not own Card Captor Sakura, I do not own Blue Seed, I do not own Rayearth, I do not own Sakura Wars, I do not own Gokudo, I do not own Noir, I do not own ANYTHING LIKE THAT!!!!! SO BACK OFF!!!!!! ::Pant…..pant…..pant….pant….::

L

Inu Yasha sighed very loudly and rolled over in his sleep. His nose twitched and he frowned. He smelt a shoe, very strong. He opened his eyes and there, in front of him, was a shoe. It surprised him as he jumped and yelped. He looked around with wide eyes and sighed, remembering the previous night. He sighed and stretched. He went over to the windows and opened the curtains. Sunlight poured into the room, making him squint. He looked over at Kagome, sleeping soundly on his bed.

His eyes narrowed at the object of displeasure. They were getting married in three months, (technically two months and two weeks) and still he didn't know where to find a replacement. He sighed. Looks like he had to get his sorry carcass out of the house dressed as a commoner and find someone. He ran out of the room into Miroku's room. He sighed heavily and took out a kazoo. He blew into it, making a very loud, very annoying noise that had Miroku falling from his bed.

"Dammit Inu Yasha I demand to know why you demanded to get me up so demandingly!!!" he said angrily, rubbing the huge lump on his head.

"Miroku, I'm going out. Into the town. If anyone asks, I'm sick as a dog. Understood?" he nodded angrily and both ran back into his room. Miroku picked up the sleeping Kagome, who roused from her sleep at the contact.

"What the hell?" she mumbled. Inu Yasha sighed. "I'm going out. If anyone asks, I'm sick, k?" she nodded and snuggled into Miroku, who grinned. "I think I like this g-" Inu Yasha hit him on the head, mindful of Kagome.

"Don't even think about it, pervert. I may not like her, but she doesn't deserve to be groped in her sleep" Miroku nodded, smiling innocently. "I'll give her to Sango-chan" he said. He narrowed his eyes one last time before pushing them out so he could change.

-*-

Kagome lay on the bed, hugging her knees to her chest. `Where has that arrogant bastard gone off to?' As if on cue, the window opened and Inu Yasha hopped in. He frowned. "What are you doing awake? It's like midnight" she frowned. "I couldn't sleep." She said simply and laid down, covering herself with the covers. "Where were you anyway?"

"Looking for your replacement. Why?"

"Just wondering. Any luck?"

"Not really. Everyone was too busy looking at my ears for me to even think about it."

She looked over at him.

"What do you mean?" he blushed as he laid down on the blankets, turning so his face wasn't facing hers.

"Well say you only had…one ear for example, and everyone stared at the spot where your ear once was. Wouldn't you feel uncomfortable?" she nodded. "But you could hide them?"

"Ever had your ears smashed against your head so hard you thought they'd suddenly meld into your cranium?"

"…No, but it sounds extremely painful."

"Oh you have no idea."

Both sat in silence thinking about one thing or another, eventually falling into sleep.

-*-

Inu Yasha bolted up from bed, looking around. "Dammit!" he shouted, noticing how Kagome was gone. He ran from bed and looked out along the halls. She turned and saw him. She started running. He ran after her, a scowl on his face. "NOOOO!" he shouted and passed her, running towards the end of a hall. He smiled triumphantly as he ran in the door and locked it behind him.

"YOU BASTARD!!!" she cried as she heard the shower turn on.

-*-

After about 3 hours, the shower door opened, revealing an Inu Yasha with sopping wet hair. Kagome glared at him. "You!" she pointed.

"You…you used up all the hot water didn't you?" he said nothing. He started laughing, though, which is a very scary sound. She fell onto her knees and raised her arms into the air.

"CAST ME INTO THE SHADOWS WHY DON'T YA, YOU LORD WHO SMITES ME MOST?!" she cried angrily, heading into the shower.

-*-

Sango and Miroku were waiting in the dining room. "Any minute now" suddenly there was a loud explosion, followed by some cries of pain. Two figures ran down the stairs and sat down at the table. Both were scorched.

"Ok, what did you want to talk about?"

"And for future reference you can call us, not use explosives to get our attention" The question was ignored by the two.

"What's really going on? You two seem to not like each other at all and yet you're getting along perfectly…"

Both smiled fake smiles, putting arms around each other. "What are you talking about? I'd walk off the face of the earth for her (him)!" They said simultaneously.

-*-

That night Inu Yasha went out again. Kagome got worried and waited until he came home. He had a goofy smile on his face as he walked into bed. She frowned. "And what do you think you are doing?" he looked at her, sighed, and fell off the bed. He closed his eyes, picturing something in his head.

"What has gotten into you?" she asked. He smiled. "Nothing" Realization dawned on her, and she smiled brightly. "You found a replacement?!" He shrugged. "We'll see" she squealed happily. "GREAT! Everything's going to plan! All I have to do is find a guy and momma will be off of my back forever and ever!" She laid back down on the bed.

"Night" she said.

"Night" he said.

AG! Short chapter after like forever! Forgive me! I've been SO busy trying not to fail my algebra classes and it's a bitch with all the homework I've got! I'll try to update more! Please keep reading! I LOVE REVIEWS, and here are treats for reviewers!

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