InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Life ❯ What To Do When Your Lunch With Life Is Interrupted… ( Chapter 3 )

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Chapter Three: What To Do When Your Lunch With Life Is Interrupted…

Last Time:

Best get off the tree. Kagome is coming to look for me. I'll see ya later. And don't worry, when I get back, we'll talk about this…maybe life will come and talk with you for a while too….

This time:

Damn that undead bi-Kikyo is what I mean to say, is annoying! Really! As I've mentioned before, she always asks me to go to Hell with her. It's REALLY annoying! And to make matters worse, that wolf showed up, trying to claim Kagome again. You see, after Kagome got me down from the tree, and we gained a shard, I had to spend time with life. We always had our time cut short by the Fates. Stupid Fates! I mean, you try and have lunch with life, ya know, get to know him better or talk about…stuff. But ya know them Fates! Never can leave ya alone for a minute with life.

Well, as I was saying before I got sat outta the tree, what drove me up here in the first place was my oh-so-perfect-and-caring-for-all-humans- brother, Fluffy. The Fates decided to favor him for once and he attacked us when me and life were on a picnic. He almost stole my sword! Damn half brothers! Luckily, his life stepped in and stopped him. Apparently he and his life don't get along very well. I could hear him cursing his life miles and miles away.

Well, then as I have already told you, today me and life were having lunch with Kagome when Koga showed up. You wouldn't believe what he did! The Fates seem to favor him though. But his life sure does hate him! He just came up and grabbed Kagome, pulling her into a hug.

Now, me and my good friend, or brother you might say for how close we have gotten, weren't about to take that. Kagome miraculously got outta his grasp and us brothers went in for the kill. Unfortunately, at the very last second, one of the Fates stepped in and pushed him outta the way.

Then they ushered him off. He, as usual, called to Kagome or in his own little world "My Woman" that he would be back. Then Kagome just sat me for trying to kill the bastard.

Now how unfair is that? I called her a few choice words, and then went to sulk up here. That's when the bi-Kikyo, have to remember that: not bitch, Kikyo. As I was saying, she called to me. Turns out Kagome was coming to apologize for sitting me when she caught me "hugging" Kikyo. Well, if hugging as in trying to stop from rolling on the ground in tears of laughter and my throat exploding from howling, hugging, then yeah she caught me "hugging" Kikyo..

Well, she went storming off and Kikyo said her famous line "Does that girl mean more to you than me?" when I glared daggers at her for making MY woman run off. I was about to answer her when she was carried off by her fish. Damn I hate those things! I mean, of all the pets you could have, why a fish? And a floating, many legged, red eye, scaly, cold one at that? I mean, why not get a dog? Or cat? I mean, at least Kagome has a good choice in pets.

Well, so here I am, in my tree talking to you. Since me and life were interrupted, we scheduled to go to a thing Kagome calls a "ball game". I honestly don't know what that is. But I got tickets for one two weeks from now. Well, I best try and get Kagome back now. I'll see ya-oh! Hey, life is here. Why don't I introduce you?

Life: Oi! Best not go to Kagome's time! Her life is PISSED! She sent all this crazy miko energy shit at me and damn! I ran like Hell to save myself! I swear! Best wait till she cools off man! Oh! Hey. Who are you?

This is my friend. This is life. There. Now ya know each other. My friend here listens to me about how the Fates like to ruin our outings.

Life: I know! Damn Fates! They just won't leave us the Hell alone! I mean, you try and get to hangout with a guy, and then they come parading around like they own the place and mess up your fun! That just pisses me off!

I know! And then that bi-Kikyo! Gotta remember, comes and messes up our fun too!

Life: Don't forget Miroku's wandering hands.

Oh yeah. And Sango's sisterly love.

Life: And Koga's ever-so-"If I don't see it again I'll die"-face.

And my favorite brother.

Life: Naraku and his minions.

And the list goes on and on. Well, I gotta talk with life for now. I'll see ya later okay!

A/N: Hey! Thanks for reading this chapter! I hope you enjoyed it! Hmm…well, I hope it made you laugh and thanks to all my reviewers! I feel so special! TTFN!

Ashra Ab: Hey! Thanks for the compliments! I also am happy with the way Inuyasha's POV turns out! Well, thanks again! Hope ya enjoyed this chapter!

Fox: Hey! Yes, poor Yash. I also hate that bi-ahem Kikyo. Yeah, that idea with the run ins just popped outta nowhere. Hehe. My friends also hate her! Thanks for the praise! Hope ya enjoyed this! Ja.