InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Lifes A Bitch ❯ Lifes A Bitch ( One-Shot )

***LEGAL DISCLAMER***-Has lemon content and should NOT be read by readers who cannot handle sexual situations. I do not own Inuyasha or any other characters in this fanfic. They belong to Rumiko Takahashi. I will however take the characters, and fuck them up while I take their lives and shred them to shit, as I break their miserable little hearts, along with yours when you are done reading this evil heart shattering fic....though it is very interesting and has major plot twists!!! read on and enjoy my poetic darkness.....

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-Lifes A Bitch-

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//-Flashback

>/- Thoughts

The night was cold, the moon was bright. Inuyasha, who was perched in a high tree, just stared into the mysterious brightness of the full moon. Thinking about the long day they just had, he seemed greatful for things to be so calm and peaceful now. He let his mind wonder and please itself with that one memory, that one night, that he will always remember....it was the night when Kagome and himself admitted their true feeling for each other....

//Flashaback-"Inuyasha..."...her sweet voice echoed through the forest, searching for me.... I was sitting in the very tree that Kagome released me from...."Inuyasha..."...I heard her say my name again, this time she was right under the tree looking up at me.

I jumped down and looked into her brownish eyes, admiring her beauty as she muttered out the words..."Inuyasha, we need to talk..." I just nodded my head, wrapped my arm around her stomach and jumped into the tree...she always said she wanted to sit in a tree and admire the view, but she couldnt get high enough to get a thick branch. She sat in my lap and smiled. "We can talk here, its nice and quiet." with that, she looked at me with a look Iv never seen on her face before,it was a look of...affection...love. she started to whisper to me..."Inuyasha...theres something Iv wanted to say for a long time ...but I couldnt say it..I feel like my heart wont be free until I tell you what I need to...Inuyasha, I...I love you....I have loved you for the longest time but I was...I was afraid..." without saying anymore she burried her head into his chest and let out a few tears...and it seemed she was totally surprised when I wrapped my arm around her neck, and my other around her waist, though she was still sitting in my lap. And before she could say anything, she pulled her head back a bit and I pressed a finger to her lip...."Kagome....Iv wanted to hear those words cross your lips longer then youv ever wanted to say them...because...I love you too Kagome, I always have...." her tears seemed to have stopped and she just snuggled against my chest, so I rested my chin on her head....."//end flashback

That delightful memory brought a smile to his lips. Since he didnt want to be far from Kagome , incase something happen, he decided to take a perch in the neerest tree. He looked down at Kagomes sleek, sexy form as her chest rose and fell almost hypnotically with her every sleeping breath. She was beautiful, the way she smelled, the way she acted, the way she talked...he loved every bit of her. Instead of hopping down and sleeping with her he just watched and easily dozed of to sleep in the tree.

The sun was stating to rise, the birds were chriping, and the breeze was pleasant as Inuyasha awoke, about the same time as Kagome, who was under the tree.

When he woke up he stretched out his arms and leaped down infront of Kagome, this startled her, but she started to giggle as she realized it was Inuyasha

"Did you really spend all night in that tree?"

"Yep, its pretty comfortable...did you sleep well?"

"Yea, I didnt wake up once during the night."

"And also, I havnt been back to my time in a while so im going back for a few hours today, I need a good bath..."

"Your not going anywhere! Your staying rite here and searching for shards with me. Miroku , Sango and Shippo went back to the village so I would have no shards."

"Inuyasha!!!! Dont make me say the word, Im going back to my time....no matter how I get you out of my way!"

"Your not going!"

"Inuyasha, dont piss me off, Im telling you, you do not want to piss me off"

"Listin to me Kagome, you are not going through that damn well today, so get it through your head!"

"GRRR!!, SIT!!! SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!!!!!"

"DAMNIT!!, SHIT, FUCK, OUCH!, GOD DAMNIT!, BITCH, FUCKIN...DAMN!, OUCH!!!"

After bieng slammed into the ground hard, ten times, Inuyasha got up and growled at Kagome. With a giggle, she said to him "I told you, not to piss me off..."

"KAGOME YOUR STAYING RITE HERE!!!!!!, AND ILL GET YOU BACK FOR THAT!!!"

Bieng tired of arguing with the pist off half demon, she just sighed, and then put a huge smirk on her face as a devilish little idea came to her mind....

"Ok Inuyasha, you wanna go shard hunting, we'll go. But first, Im going to bathe at the lake, Im dirty and my hair smells"

"Ok, fine"

When Kagome left for the lake Inuyasha smirked and slowly followed her, taking caution, he wanted to get back at her....

A few minutes later as Kagome dipped into the lake with no clothes on, she heard a splash and turned around, surprised to see Inuyasha walking into the water naked, she was shocked. Kagomes shocked expressioin turned into a sly smile as put her arms behind her back to look innocent as Inuyasha kissed her neck, then her lips. Not bieng able to resist, Kagome just melted into his warm kiss, as Inuyasha slid his tounge through hers lips and played around inside her mouth. To Kagomes disapointment he broke the kiss, and started nipping at her neck again, moving his way down to about where her breasts were. By now, she needed him and was letting out soft moans. He then suddenly stopped. She shouted out

"What happen!!!!?????, Why did you stop!!!??"

"Hehehe, what were you saying earlier....Oh yea...'Dont piss me off'..."

Kagomes eye twitched and her mind was overwhelmed with blind rage and at the same time, a longing for his touch...before she knew it, he was gone....disapearing into the woods with his clothes.

"GOD DAMNITTT!!!" she cried out

"He just had to stop....god damn him...Ill get him back "

She got out of the water and dried herself off slowly, and slipped on one of her white and green school uniforms. She started thinking and that one devilish idea came back to her head....>/"So, he wants to go shard hunting eh? Ill take him shard hunting...hehehehe"

With that thought she walked off into the woods , never taking that sly smirk off her face. When she reached a high cliff, she placed a shikon jewel shard on the edge of it. She went shifty eyed for a moment, then after looking around and seeing that no one was watching her, she started walking back to their camp site. As she walked through the woods all alone she thought to herself, how funny it would be to see the look on Inuyashas face when her little trick worked. When she reached the place where they made camp she saw Inuyasha sitting on a log and relaxing.

"Inuyasha!, Im back, and I sense a jewel shard nearby!"

"Realy, which way?"

She pointed in the direction of the cliff and he shot to his feet, ready to go, as he picked her up and she hopped on his back. He shot off with great speed and couldnt be seen as anything more then a red blurr. After about 20 seconds he was extremely close to the cliff so Kagome yelled

"STOP!!"

"Where here?"

"Yea, its here....THERE!"

She pointed to the very edge of the cliff and mentioned..

"I sense a strong demon nearby..."

"What, I dont smell anything"

"Maybe its immune to your senses, but anyway, its too dangerious for me to get it, can you go pick it up for me?"

"Sure, I guess..."

He turned around and started slowly walking to the edge as he gripped tetsuigas hilt, readying for any demons. As soon as he turned around Kagome smirked....When he was at the edge, he reached to pick up the jewel. As he took the jewel into his hand, bieng careful not to fall off, Kagome yelled!

"SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!!!!!!!!"

Inuyasha shot down through the edge of the cliff and landed face first into hard rocks, 70 feet below.... He hit the ground very hard and almost lost consciousness but managed to pick himself up, but he was gritting his teeth in pain and holding his face. Kagome leaned over to the now wider edge and yelled "I TOLD YOU NOT TO PISS ME OFF ASSHOLE!!!!" After saying that she turned around and crossed her arms. Inuyasha took a high jump and pushed himself foward, as he landed infront of Kagome. His back was facing her so she went to go hop onto his back but he moved out of the way as she fell flat on her ass! "HEY!"

"Walk home yourself, bitch" snarled the angered half demon as he leaped into the woods with great speed, and before she knew it , he was gone. Kagome got up and started to slowly walk the path back to their camp site. She was walking through the woods looking around to make sure no demons were around. She thought to herslef- >/That damn jer-/ before she could finish she took one wrong step and a round rope that was burried under some leaves shot up and tied around her legs as it pulled her up and hung her upside down. Her shirt was down , thank god she was wearing a bra...she looked to a bush to her right and saw Inuyasha roll out from behind it, laughing his ass off!

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

"INUYAHSA YOU ASSHOLE!!, get me down!"

He got up, still chuckling a bit, as his shoulders were still shaking with laughter...He walked over to her and kneeled as he whispered in her ear...."I told you not to piss ME off, and if you thought I was going to let some fucking female, especialy a weak human one, get the best of me, you were dead wrong!"

"YOU FUCKING SEXIST JERK!!! Ill kill you when I get down!!!"

"I wouldnt say stuff like that, Im the only one who can let you down. You wouldnt wanna make me mad would you?"

Kagome let out a hiss and gritted her teeth in anger. "Youv gone too far this time Inuyasha!!, Ill get you back really bad for this one...your dead meat!"

"Keep runnin that mouth and I might just leave you here..."

"Dont you DARE!, You get me down this instant!"

"Say pretty please....."

Kagome twitched her eye..

"You gotta be kidding!"

"nope..."

"GRRRR!, okay, what the fuck EVER!, pretty please Inuyasha, let me down!"

"Whos the best looking and strongest person in the whole world?"

"GRR!, why, you are, oh wise one..."

"Okay..."

Inuyasha slit the rope with his claw and Kagome dropped to the ground. She got up, and rubbed her head with one hand, then smacked Inuyasha on the head with the other....though Inuyasha wouldnt have even noticed she hit him if he didnt see it. " tsk tsk, Kagome...you hit like a bitch..."

"UGHH!!"

Kagome just stomped off to the camp and walked rite past it, into the woods to a nice tall tree covered with green fuzzy vines that were soft. >/"Grrrr, ill get him back for that..."

She leaned up against it and closed her eyes, just putting her mind in deep thought on how to get him back really, REALLY bad....Inuyasha walked over to camp and light a fire since it was now dark. He started to yawn so he layed back into his bed that was set up on the ground. He slipped off his haori and threw the red glob of furr aside. He layed back and closed his eyes. He was just relaxing for awhile as Kagome walked over to him and layed over him. His eyes opened and saw Kagomes smiling face over his.

"Wow, you sure do cheer up fast..." he said with a smirk on his face.

She didnt say anything but brought her lips to his in a hot wet kiss as he took her into his embrace. He wrapped his arms around her neck and back and then rolled them over so that he was on top. He came down to kiss her lips once again, licking them, begging for entry to her mouth, she open her mouth and slipped her tounge into his as he did the same. His hands were now roaming up her shirt and he broke the kiss for a second to slip it off of her as she starting undiong the ties to his pants. He slipped out of them and she took of her skirt. She threw all the clothes to the left of them, then took off his sword, the tetsuiga, and oddly, threw that to the right for some reason....He leaned back down and put his right arm on the right of her neck to support his weight. He was setting kisses on her jaw and along her neck then lower.... He came to her bra which was a wonder to him, and tried to take it off, but couldnt, he got fed up and just sliced it off with his claw. Kagome didnt protest but grunted, which soon turned into a moan of pleasure as he brought one firm breast into his mouth and nipped at it, while grasping the other and running his claws over it. He lifted up his mouth and set soft sweet kisses over the now aching and stiffened breast and moved on to the other one. He then slid his tounge over it as he kissed a trail down. He lifted himself up and brought her legs into his arms and lifted them as he kissed her knee, then her thigh, then down the the junction between her legs where a tiny triangular piece of clothing was keeping him from what he wanted. He cut it off quickly and slid his tounge into her wet folds of skin around her womanhood. Kagome moaned his name in pleasure as she set her hands on his head in between hers thighs and started to play with his ears. Her head fell back as she let out several moans. A wave of orgasm swept through her as Inuyashas tounge licked up all her juices, tasting every bit of her. He slipped his tounge back out and pushed her back down, leaning over her and widening her legs. With that he slipped the head of his shaft into her wet pussy and thrust into it hard and fast as she screamed and moaned in a euphoric swirl of pain and pleaseure beyond anything she ever felt before. He kept thrusting, every one harder and faster than the last. She was about to reach her climax as was he, one thrust later, he filled her with his cum and collapsed ontop of her as she moaned loudly. He had just enough energy left to flip them over. She rested her head on his chest as he let out several purring sounds of delight. A few moments later they both dozed off to sleep....

Inuyasha awoke slowly, though his eyes were still closed, he turned over and reached to put his arms around Kagome, and found nothing there. His eyes snapped open and he flung up. He didnt smell her anywhere near. His tetsuiga was gone too. He was very worried now and slipped on his clothes and shot off into the woods, following her faint scent. He zipped through the forest as fast as he could to catch up with her scent, he had no idea what was going on or why she left, he just knew something was wrong. He was getting close to her scent, and a moment later he stopped dead in his tracks as his jaw dropped and his eyes widened in pure anger and hurt as he laid eyes opon Kagome, his Kagome, in the arms of Sesshomaru, kissing him on the cheek as she handed him his tetsuiga.

"KAGOME!!!!!"

Kagome quickly turned around to see Inuyasha and let a smirk come to her lips.

"Hey sleepy head....what took you so long to join the party?"

"What the fuck are you dioing here!!!, Why where you kissing my brother, ANSWER ME BITCH!"

"Tsk, tsk, Inuyasha, why the angry tone?Said Sesshomaru in an evil vioce as he glared at his half demon brother. Inuyasha let out a loud growl at Sesshomaru and Kagome. his eyes went back to Kagome as his anger rose to a level he never knew possible! Kagome let go off Sesshomau and picks up her bow and puts an arrow in it. She points it at Inuyasha and says "Rot in hell, JERK!" She let go of the arrow and Inuyasha didnt even attempt to dodge it, he knew he could not fight the woman he loved so he let the arrow, which was now glowing red, hit him in the chest and come out half way through his back. "Lifes a bitch, aint it brother?" said Sesshomaru in a cold vioce. Inuyasha dropped to his knees , then onto his face as tears began to fall down his cheeks....His soul was preparing for departure to eternal hell as it was about to separate from his human body. Kagome walked over to his almost dead body and knealed down to him. The last words he heard before he died...were..."I told you....not to piss me off..."....

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This is the end to my sad little story, though, it wasnt as sad as the sequal will be....heheheh-- The Dark Prince