InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Locker Room Bragging ❯ Locker Room Bragging ( Chapter 1 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Locker Room Bragging
 
Prompt: You named your dick what?
Title: Locker Room Bragging
Author: Inu Hanyou Nikkie
Rating: Adult .
Characters : Kouga, Naraku, Miroku, Sesshoumaru and InuYasha
Genre: Comedy
AU/Canon: AU/AR
Words: 100
Summary: Boys will be boys in the locker room and yes, the little guy does come in the Best here
Warnings: none really but boy talk
 
 
Disclaimer : I do not own nor make any monies off of Inuyasha and the gang. No, that pleasure completely belongs to the Goddess Rumiko Takahashi, Shounen Sunday, VIZ. I am only using them for pure entertainment value only.
 
 
 
Locker Room Bragging
 
 
 
Kouga had proudly started it that afternoon when he announced he called his dick “Elvis”. The reason he put it to the others was `All Hail, the King, baby.' Naraku in his cold, creepy way darkly said his was `The Phantom Lord of Ultimate Darkness'. To which Miroku had proudly, loudly, announced his cock was “The Bald Avenger.” Sesshoumaru snorted at the uncouth names and stoically said Rin liked `Prince Charming' for his.
 
InuYasha merely lounged cockily back, letting golden eyes drift shut, hands behind his head and in full arrogance said, “Kagome screams out Pumping Pole of Penile Power.”