InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Longing ❯ Good ol’ Hanyu senses ( Chapter 5 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Inuyasha, and the characters therein, are the property of Rumiko Takahashi.

Inuyasha ran through the woods, feeling sorry for himself over what had happened. ‘Just my luck…serves me right…of all the people who had to catch me…’ “What the hell…” Inuyasha slowed to a walk, and cautiously approached the source of his sudden interest. There, in the forest, leaning against a tree, and masturbating wildly, stood Miroku.

Standing behind a nearby tree, Inuyasha rolled his eyes and started to walk back in the direction he had come from. ‘Keh. Figures. Fucking lecher…” And, suddenly a completely evil thought insinuated itself in his mind. ‘Ooooooh, yes! This is a wonderful opportunity for payback’ Inuyasha thought as a devious glint lit his eyes. ‘Yes, Miroku. For all the fucking times you have humiliated me in front of Kagome, for all the fucking times you have teased me in front of the others, and I have let you live…yes, payback is finally mine’

Inuyasha stood silently behind the tree, until he was sure Miroku was almost done, and right as Miroku was about to reach his release, Inuyasha jumped out from behind the tree and yelled, “OI! MONK! WHAT’CHA DOIN’!” Inuyasha nearly fell over in a fit of laughter at the look on Miroku’s face. It was absolutely priceless. “Damn, Miroku! I don’t think I have ever seen that shade of red before.” Inuyasha managed to choke out despite his uncontrollable laughing.

Miroku balled up his fists and stared at the ground, as Inuyasha fought to regain his composure. It took forever. Still snickering, Inuyasha said, “So, Monk. Still thinking about that little slap that Sango gave you earlier, huh?” Slowly, the monk looked up at Inuyasha and pinned him with a dangerous glare, which only served to throw Inuyasha back into fits of hysteria. “Oh…my…god…I was RIGHT!?!?!”

By this time Inuyasha was rolling on the forest floor, holding his sides, roaring with laughter at poor Miroku. Miroku looked at him, slowly shaking his head, and turned to walk away. He just couldn’t believe that he had been careless enough to get caught. ‘I guess it could have been worse…’ he thought ‘…it could have been one of the girls…’ He heaved a heavy sigh, and set off for Kaede’s hut.

------Later that evening…------

Everybody sat around the hearth at Kaede’s hut. And actually, every thing seemed to be pretty much normal, despite the day’s recent events. Sango, and Miroko were chatting amiably with Kaede, Kagome was keeping Shippou entertained, and Inuyasha was wolfing down his third helping of the stew that Kaede had made for their dinner.

About twenty more minutes had passed before the occupants of the small hut heard the ‘tell-tale slap’, clearly indicating that Miroku had overstepped his bounds with Sango, yet again. Inuyasha’s eyes met Miroku’s from across the room, and suddenly they both burst out laughing. Kagome and Sango were completely perplexed, and exchanged glances that both asked, and confirmed that neither knew what the hell was going on.

It was such a rare thing, to see Inuyasha laugh. Kagome just stared at him with wide eyes and a bemused look on her face. Inuyasha caught her gaze, and with a playful glint in his eyes, and a silly little smile still plastered on his face…he winked at her, then turned away. Kagome didn’t know why, but she suddenly blushed, and had a hard time looking at him.

Inuyasha couldn’t help but notice the sudden change in her scent when he winked at her. ‘NO WAY!’ he thought. ‘No fucking way!’ It was just too good to be true…’She gets turned on when I wink at her?’ Why hadn’t he noticed it before? Had he ever winked at her? He definitely had to check that theory later…but, for now, he would leave the poor girl alone. Then something else caught his attention…

*SLAP* - followed by the sent of … … … Sango’s arousal????

‘Awwwww…..NO FUCKING WAY!!!!’ Inuyasha started rolling on the floor holding his sides. Miroku cleared his throat, and started to excuse himself from the hut, rolling his eyes at Inuyasha. Inuyasha managed to choke out between his chuckles “Maybe…Songo,……you should just spank the fucking perv…then…hahaha…maybe he’ll learn his lesson…..” At his suggestion Kagome gasped, and both Miroku’s and Sango’s scents’ spiked as their faces turned beet red. Inuyasha just couldn’t take it anymore and bounded out of the hut, clutching his sides as he ran towards the God Tree. He hadn’t laughed this hard in his entire life. The situation was just too funny!