InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Longing ❯ Poor, poor monkey-poo ( Chapter 36 )
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By: deviousauthoress1 
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Angst / Romance / Hentai / Drama / Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 10.18.2007 | Pages: 1 | Words: 611 | Visits: 511 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Angst / Romance / Hentai / Drama / Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 10.18.2007 | Pages: 1 | Words: 611 | Visits: 511 | Status: Work In Progress
don’t own ‘em. I just make their lives more interesting.
Miroku wandered over to where Shippo was sitting next to a dazed looking Inuyasha, who had slipped away to hentai land several hours ago. “How long can those three possibly go on about hair. I mean…really…how much is there to really know about it?”, the monk asked the impossibly bored fox demon.
Shippo chuckled and rolled his eyes. “This is nothing my friend. Just wait till they start talking about exfoliating.”
Miroku let out an exasperated sigh, and shook his head in defeat. “So, when will we get to the castle?”
“Well,” Shippo paused for a moment, “we should have been there about seven hours ago, see…it’s only about an hour’s walk past that hill over there.”, he indicated, while pointing at said hill.
Inuyasha suddenly snapped out of his diary-induced-haze, “What the fuck Sesshomaru?!”, he bellowed. “We’re only an hour from your castle, and you girls have been just sittin’ there talking about your hair when we could have been there already?”
Sesshomaru looked back at his half-brother, “Sorry, Inuyasha. We just got carried away, I guess.”, he said sheepishly.
“Ya think? Damn it, Sesshomaru, if you didn’t act so much like a girl, I’d kill you right now!”, Inuyasha glowered at his older brother, and started stalking off towards the castle. Miroku and Shippo jumped up and enthusiastically followed him, while the girls and Sess slowly packed up camp, while discussing the benefits and drawbacks of using egg to increase the shininess of their precious locks.
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Night quickly descended on the group as they walked to the castle, and before long they found themselves surrounded by complete darkness.
“Wow, this is kind of creepy.”, Kagome commented, as Inuyasha fell back to walk beside her. “Don’t worry, I’ll protect you.”, he whispered into her ear, as he wrapped his arm protectively around her waist.
“I agree, Kagome…something doesn’t feel right.”, Miroku said, his eyes darting around in the blackness, trying to make out any shapes or obstacles in the trail.
“Scared, monk?”, Sango chirped over her shoulder.
“Aaaaahhhh!”, Miroku spun around, protectively covering his backside with his hands. “Someone just grabbed my ass!” The entire group burst out in a fit of giggles. “Hey! That’s not funny! Sango? Did you just grope me!?”
“No.”, Sango gasped between chuckles.
Miroku looked totally confused. “Then who?….Hey!!!! What the…..?!” He was suddenly greeted by an amused snort that sounded suspiciously like Inuyasha. “Inuyasha?!?! Did you just grope me?!”
“*snort* No! *chuckle* *snort*”
“What?…But….then…who?&# 8230;.”, Miroku stammered.
Suddenly Sesshomaru came out of nowhere and hugged him roughly to his side. “Don’t worry monkey-poo. I’ll protect you.”, he cooed into his ear.
Miroku blinked slowly, turned his head to look at his attacker, and pointed a shaky finger at the offending dog demon. “YOU!”, he growled out from between clenched teeth. “HENTAI!”, he screamed out in a high-pitched shriek, ripping himself from the offenders grasp and soundly slapping him across the face, causing Sango and Kagome to collapse in full-out gales of laughter.
Chapter 34 - Poor, poor monkey-poo
The hours rolled buy…the sun set…and the group still sat in the meadow at their noon-day camp.Miroku wandered over to where Shippo was sitting next to a dazed looking Inuyasha, who had slipped away to hentai land several hours ago. “How long can those three possibly go on about hair. I mean…really…how much is there to really know about it?”, the monk asked the impossibly bored fox demon.
Shippo chuckled and rolled his eyes. “This is nothing my friend. Just wait till they start talking about exfoliating.”
Miroku let out an exasperated sigh, and shook his head in defeat. “So, when will we get to the castle?”
“Well,” Shippo paused for a moment, “we should have been there about seven hours ago, see…it’s only about an hour’s walk past that hill over there.”, he indicated, while pointing at said hill.
Inuyasha suddenly snapped out of his diary-induced-haze, “What the fuck Sesshomaru?!”, he bellowed. “We’re only an hour from your castle, and you girls have been just sittin’ there talking about your hair when we could have been there already?”
Sesshomaru looked back at his half-brother, “Sorry, Inuyasha. We just got carried away, I guess.”, he said sheepishly.
“Ya think? Damn it, Sesshomaru, if you didn’t act so much like a girl, I’d kill you right now!”, Inuyasha glowered at his older brother, and started stalking off towards the castle. Miroku and Shippo jumped up and enthusiastically followed him, while the girls and Sess slowly packed up camp, while discussing the benefits and drawbacks of using egg to increase the shininess of their precious locks.
**********
Night quickly descended on the group as they walked to the castle, and before long they found themselves surrounded by complete darkness.
“Wow, this is kind of creepy.”, Kagome commented, as Inuyasha fell back to walk beside her. “Don’t worry, I’ll protect you.”, he whispered into her ear, as he wrapped his arm protectively around her waist.
“I agree, Kagome…something doesn’t feel right.”, Miroku said, his eyes darting around in the blackness, trying to make out any shapes or obstacles in the trail.
“Scared, monk?”, Sango chirped over her shoulder.
“Aaaaahhhh!”, Miroku spun around, protectively covering his backside with his hands. “Someone just grabbed my ass!” The entire group burst out in a fit of giggles. “Hey! That’s not funny! Sango? Did you just grope me!?”
“No.”, Sango gasped between chuckles.
Miroku looked totally confused. “Then who?….Hey!!!! What the…..?!” He was suddenly greeted by an amused snort that sounded suspiciously like Inuyasha. “Inuyasha?!?! Did you just grope me?!”
“*snort* No! *chuckle* *snort*”
“What?…But….then…who?&# 8230;.”, Miroku stammered.
Suddenly Sesshomaru came out of nowhere and hugged him roughly to his side. “Don’t worry monkey-poo. I’ll protect you.”, he cooed into his ear.
Miroku blinked slowly, turned his head to look at his attacker, and pointed a shaky finger at the offending dog demon. “YOU!”, he growled out from between clenched teeth. “HENTAI!”, he screamed out in a high-pitched shriek, ripping himself from the offenders grasp and soundly slapping him across the face, causing Sango and Kagome to collapse in full-out gales of laughter.