InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Love Ain't Forgotten Easily ❯ There are no words to describe it... ( Chapter 8 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

This is the single weirdest thing I have ever written in my life…it has citrus, nothing too extreme, but be warned: this is REEEEEALLY weird…

Chapter 8

“Hey, Kagome, are you all right?” Inu-Yasha walked up behind her, a little concerned about the hasty exit she had just made.

Her back stiffened at the sound of his voice. “Yeah, I'm fine, Inu-Yasha. Why don't you go back in and make sure the bacon isn't burning?”

“Your mother took over.” He watched her become more rigid with each step he took in her direction. What is her problem? “Kagome, are you all right?”

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Run away, Inu-Yasha! Good Kagome, in a fuzzy pink sweater with matching pink dress and fuzzy cap, screamed from behind the bars. Now!

Bad Kagome, wearing a leather miniskirt and black bodice, wielding a giant whip and a dominatrix smile, grinned as she pocketed the keys. I don't think so. There's a fine piece of ass out there, and I want it, bitch.

But he won't understand! Good Kagome cried. I don't behave like that!

That's because you're always good and sweet and all that crap. You miss out on fun shit like this. Bad Kagome smirked. I'll give us all some fun time, then you can have the body again, okay?

No! No, please don't!

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Bad Inu-Yasha and Good Inu-Yasha sat across from one another. Who's going out? Good Inu-Yasha, the human half dressed in a suit, asked politely.

Me. Bad Inu-Yasha, the demon all in leather, smirked. The wench is all alone, and you'd never take advantage of the situation in a whole damn lifetime. Me, I will.

She's sixteen, you idiot. Underage!

So? I won't go too far with her. Bad Inu-Yasha stood up and cracked his knuckles.

It doesn't mean it's right! Good Inu-Yasha stood as well. What about Kikyo?

She's fu**ing dead. Wait. Did you just censor my fu**ing words, you goody-fu**ing-two-shoes?

Yes, I did. Such language is inappropriate.

We say it all the fu**ing time! Sh*t! I hate your ass!

Quit talking so fast!

Shut the hell up and let me leave! Bad Inu-Yasha knocked Good Inu-Yasha out cold.

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The side of Inu-Yasha's mouth quirked up. Okay, here we go, B.I. muttered, making the body walk forward. Now for the speakers. “Hey, Kagome…”

“Yes?” Kagome turned around sensuously, and B.I. balked. What the hell…? She doesn't normally act like this! Something's seriously fucking wrong with her!

Kagome raised an eyebrow. “What did you want, Inu-Yasha?” Say me, you bastard…

Inu-Yasha gulped. Say you want her, damn it! “I, uh…” Real intelligent.

“Sorry, I didn't catch that.” Kagome twirled a bit of hair around the end of her finger, smiling coyly at the unnerved hanyou.

Must get this straight, B.I. growled. Speaker on. “I want you, wench.”

“What?” Yes! The bastard said it! B.K. grinned as G.K. wailed, Nooooo!

So the wench is going to play hard-to-get, eh? B.I. grinned. That's what she thought. No one could resist him!

“I said, wench—” Inu-Yasha grabbed Kagome's shoulders and put his mouth right next to her ear. “That I want you. You asked what I wanted, and it's you.”

Oh, gods. B.K. nearly fainted. And I thought I was the controlling one! But I must stay on track! He can't have me just yet.

Kagome stared up at Inu-Yasha, slowly removing his arms. “But what about those inside? What if they come to check on us?”

Damn, this wench is good. B.I. looked back at G.I., who was just waking. Kicking him in the head to knock him out cold again, B.I. hurried to the back and shuffled through some papers, returning a few seconds later.

“Then we'll go somewhere else.” With that, he picked her up and bounded away.

During the ride, Kagome reached up and tweaked his ears. He almost lost his balance, but kept going until they were a safe distance from the house.

Then he pinned her up against a tree, staring at the startled girl whose hands were still on his ears.

“How about now?” he asked huskily, and buried his face in her neck.

Kagome gasped. Where'd he learn to do that? B.K. wondered as Inu-Yasha licked, kissed, and nibbled his way down her neck. Oh gods…

Inu-Yasha made his way back up and captured her mouth with his. After a few intensifying seconds, his tongue sought entry. Kagome gave it willingly.

Ha, dumb wench! B.I. congratulated himself. Get her away from public and she's open to anything!

Inu-Yasha's hands worked their way up her sides—under her shirt. Her eyes widened, but her mouth was too busy to protest.

Wait just one goddamn minute! Since when does the man get to control what we're—gah! B.K. lost her train of thought as Inu-Yasha's hands found his prize. Okay, just this once he can lead. But it's all me next time!

Kagome's hands reached forward and ripped off his shirt, baring the muscles she'd been so enthralled with before. She grinned as Inu-Yasha pulled her down to the ground.

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A/n: I like this chapter. I don't know why. Maybe it was the Bad Kagome like a dominatrix locking up the fuzzy pink Kagome. It was fun, either way.

Inu: Are there really little people like that in my head?

Me: I doubt human Inu wears a suit and demon Inu wears leather, but…hey! It was supposed to be FUNNY, not SERIOUS!

Kagome: Does the bad me really wear that? *thinks for a moment* *sweatdrop* What do you know, she does…

Inu: Kagome…

Kagome: Uh-oh.

Shippo: …I'm gonna stay out of this.

Me: Me too. Let's go.

P.S.-Review or I will…sic Shippo's overbearing fluffy cuteness on you!