InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Love Is A Funny Thing ❯ You're My Damn Perv ( Chapter 1 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: jennieraitazLIME 
Love is a funny thing Chapter 1 is about Miroku and Sango’s relationship. Miroku may be a perv but Sango loves him for who he is. Miroku confesses to Sango, after that he starts to kiss her to show her how much he loves her. Sango liked the kiss more than his pervy self so she didn’t let go until it was time.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.25.2009 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 593 | Status: Work In Progress
Love is a funny thing Chapter 1 is about Miroku and Sango’s relationship. Miroku may be a perv but Sango loves him for who he is. Miroku confesses to Sango, after that he starts to kiss her to show her how much he loves her. Sango liked the kiss more than his pervy self so she didn’t let go until it was time.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.25.2009 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 593 | Status: Work In Progress
“Love is a funny thing”
Chapter: 1
Chapter Title: You're My Damn Perv!
Claimer: jennieraitazLIME
Chapter Summary: Love is a funny thing Chapter 1 is about Miroku and Sango's relationship. Miroku may be a perv but Sango loves him for who he is. Miroku confesses to Sango, after that he starts to kiss her to show her how much he loves her. Sango liked the kiss more than his pervy self so she didn't let go until it was time.
Maga/Anime Series: InuYasha
Pairings: Miroku
Genres:
Romance
Comedy
It all started when Miroku saw Sango in a towel. Sango screamed and started to punch him to death. Sango got what she wanted… but he wasn't over without one more knockdown.
Sango- MIROKU!!!!
Miroku- Sorry! But you were just too hot in that outfit! Your breasts were big, your eyes were beautiful, and you buttocks were just my type!
Sango- (Tries to hit him with a boomerang)
InuYasha- (Goes to Miroku and looks at the back) AHHH!!!
Boomerang- (Hits InuYasha)
InuYasha- (Faints)
Kagome- InuYasha-kun! (Runs to InuYasha)
Sango- Miroku-kun! (Runs to Miroku)
Miroku- (Kisses Sango) got you there!
Sango- (Blushes) …. (Punches Miroku) You shouldn't pick on a girl like me!
Miroku- Oh Hello little penguins! (Waves at the Penguins)
Penguins- (Poke him)
Miroku- SANGO!!!!!!! HELP!!!!! (Screams to death)
Sango- (Throws her boomerang at the penguins)
Penguins- (Die that the blood splashes everywhere)
Sango- What is it cry baby?
Miroku-Oh nothing!
Kirara- (Fly them back to InuYasha and the others)
Miroku- (Pulls Sango and goes to a wall)
Sango- What is it Pervy!?
Miroku- I've always wanted to say this to you Sango… but I was too weak! Here Goes!!!! I LOVE YOU! (Kisses Sango for about an hour or two)
Soft lips started to touch her lips. She didn't let go because she liked it. InuYasha started to go to them he took a peek and started to laugh. InuYasha couldn't take it but he suddenly fainted on the ground. Kagome came to look for him but… As soon as she reached to where InuYasha was… the same thing happened. Sango looked at them in fear. But she still likes the kiss. She thought it tasted like L-O-V-E so she held on to it. Until she had enough of it she let go.
Sango- (Pushes Miroku and Blushes) Stop! I know… I love you too but… We can't end up together…
Miroku- (Blush) Why? Sango! Wait!
Sango- (Leaves)
Miroku- Her lips… They were… sent from Heaven…
Sango- Why did he kiss me? I have to finish something! Runs to Miroku Miroku… I'm sorry but… (Kisses Miroku for about 3 minutes) I know you kissed me longer but that's all I've got I'm a stupid weakling so… you can kill me now!
Miroku- I wouldn't do that to a sexy babe like you!
Sango- What did you just call me?!
Miroku- Girl of dreams
Sango- I thought so… Wanna make out?
Miroku- I would love to
Sango- (Bites his tongue)
Miroku- OW!!!!
Sango- That's what you get for calling me “Sexy Babe” By the way! I'm not Sexy I'm hot and I'm not a Babe I'm a Chick
Miroku- By chick what do you mean? And by hot what do you mean?
Sango- Gahh!!!! >:|
Miroku- ….
Sango- (Pulls Miroku's ear and bites it)
Miroku- Eh?
Sango- (Lets go )So you mean you don't know what that means?
Miroku- No…
Sango- It means, “I love you” silly! :D
Miroku- (Blush)
Sango- (Blush) I'm sorry for biting your tongue and saying that I'm a Hot Chick. You're right I am a Sexy Babe. What a man says goes
Miroku- Your calling me a man?
Sango- ya…. You are a man to me
Miroku- (Hugs Sango)
Sango- Miroku-kun! (Drops whatever she's holding) You may be a perv but you're my damn perv
Miroku- Really?
Sango- ya!
Miroku- (Squeezes her buttocks)
Sango- (Slaps him) Now that's just so not funny!
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