InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Love's Crazy Ways ❯ Competing Attractions ( Chapter 4 )

Hey y'all. I just had to do the grossest homework on the reproductive system and I needed something to take my mind off the horrors in my textbook…my cousins always did say I had bad karma. They claim that if even the most randomess thing is mentioned, I'll automatically think of something perverted that it can be connected too. It's not even my fault. If you hang around my cousins too long you'll start thinking like that too!

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I dOn'T oWn InUyAsHa (hey…that looks cool…)

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Chapter 5: Competing Attractions

“Good afternoon class, I am your new phys.ed teacher Ms. Keade. We are going to be trying a bit of all of the different sports there are after-school for the first half. Then we'll combine with the boy's side to play football after they warm up” “Isn't this a bit long for Gym class?” Kagome whispered. “I forgot you were at an all human school before. See, since we have demons and half demons at our school too, our gym time is like twice as long as the regular schools. Something about demons needing to burn off more steam”

 

“Oh” Kagome said. Then they turned to see Kikyo standing in front of them in the sluttiest gym uniform ever! “Hey Kaggie, I hope you don't think you can out match me. You're in my turf now. I am the head cheer leader of the A squad and I am the runner up champion of the school's martial arts tournament”

 

“Maybe for the human's side. You're talking to a half demon in case you have forgotten. I am about forty times stronger than you...besides, I didn't know that they let anorexics fight. Aren't they afraid that you might suddenly fall apart ?” Kagome retorted. “Nice one” Sango said giving Kagome a high five.

 

“Excuse me ladies but is there something you want to ask. Since you were talking so much I thought you might want to be answered” Keade said interrupting. “Uh yeah, I got a question. Where do you get these gym uniforms from?”

 

“From the district's private company. Why?” “I think you made a mistake and got Kikyo's clothes from the elementary's section” she remarked, glancing back to her. Everyone broke out in laughter after that.

 

“Well thanks to your friend Kagome you all have 10 laps to do around the track” Keade said walking away. Everyone sighed in disappointment and turned to glare at Kagome. But all they could see was her and Sango's retreating figures speeding around the track. As they got farther ahead they saw some of they boys on the track also.

 

“Well if it isn't my favorite baby cousin” Kagome said running along side of Miroku. (I love calling my cousin that) “Ah my cousin the pyromaniac, to what do I owe this honor” “We were wondering if you would like to volunteer and watch us humiliate some people” Sango said catching up to her. “Sure why not”

 

“So where's your lackey?” “Up there. He's like the fastest runner in the school” “Well he's about to become second best” Kagome said picking up the pace to catch up with Inuyasha. She was side by side with him but he ignored her. `She's gonna get tired and slow down soon' he thought. But she kept on running and then slowly ran a few inches ahead. He ran ahead more. Then she got even more ahead.

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Sango and Miroku's P.O.V

`Oh no...they're gonna start racing now!'

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Normal P.O.V

“What's your problem wench?” “Nothing. What's wrong with you?” “Nothing at all. Hopefully you're not going to sign up for the martial arts tournament” “Why should you be asking me? Don't you have a guitarist to be looking for?” she asked with a smirk. “Keh! Whatever! I'm gonna need all the practice I can get for the tournament so I guess since all of the other guys want you, you're in as long as you don't get on my nerves.”

 

“You know, on second thought...I'm not gonna join...See ya!” she said practically whizzing ahead of him. `I can't believe she just passed up a chance to be in my band! Any girl would kill to be in it' (yeah, any girl but her)

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Kag's P.O.V

I can't believe that stupid prick! He's says I can join, as long as I don't get on his nerves. What kind of a leader is he? Until he gets desperate and finds out needs me for his band...which he does...I'll keep saying no. Besides I'd like to see if he begs me. Then I'll probably join. If not...screw him'

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“You mean she actually turned you down!” Miroku screamed in shock. “YES! She said no! Do you have a hearing disorder or somethin?” “It's just...she's always said how she wished she could be in my band since I told her about” “So you mean you've been bragging about how you're in a band and she's not...NO WONDER SHE DOESN'T WANT TO JOIN! THINK WITH YOUR HEAD NEXT TIME IDIOT!” Inuyasha shouted.

“Sadly...if I know my cousin right...she'll still want to be in it” “Yeah. So? That's a good thing” “Not when it come to Kagome...she'll wait until you beg her...and I mean beg her pitifully before she even reconsiders” “Shit...” Inuyasha whispered.

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“Ah Kagome, Sango nice of you to arrive. I guess you were both naturally first. Considering that taigiyas and mikos need to be physically built to keep up with demons” “What?” Kagome asked confused. “I take it you did not know you had miko abilities” “I used to live at a shrine but that's it”

 

“Well yes you are a miko. Every miko has their own special abilities, which vary by their youki. Since you have perfected the element of fire, your fire abilities have taken on your purifying skills also. Just like you can cause fires that do not burn things yet still keep going...that is your purifying skills restraining your fire's power”

 

“Hey how did you know about that?” “I actually only suspected as mush from listening to the other kids in school. Rumors spread like a disease” Keade said smirking. While they were talking the rest of the girls finally came. “Well now that you're all back you've wasted enough time to skip ahead and combine with the boys and play football or `somethin We're going to split you up. Sango and Kagome you two can go ahead and to get picked for one of their teams while I choose for the rest of them” “Why is it only us?” Kagome asked as they walked over to the boy's side of the field.

 

“Since you are a half demon you have to be put into groups with others that have demon lineage. Taigiyas, monks and sometimes really good priestesses are put on because like Keade said, “they are trained to withstand demons”. This is the politically correct way of saying that demons can rip a regular weak human apart so let's put them in a league of their own to save our asses”

 

“So in other words this is the cheap coward's way of staying away from a lawsuit” Kagome said laughing. “Exactly” “Miss. Keade! I want to be with the demons too! I swear I can keep up with them!” Kikyo spoke up as she watched Kagome and Sango walk away. “Are you sure? I've heard that their games always end with something broken. Besides they heal faster than any human” “Oh, don't worry. I can take them”

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Kikyo's P.O.V

Just wait Higurashi. I'll show you why I won runner up in the martial arts tournament'

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Keade's P.O.V

That girl has no idea what she's getting into...

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“Okay. Your team captains will be Inuyasha Taisho and Naraku Onigumo. After they pick their first person, that person will pick the next and so on and so forth. Inuyasha, you picked heads so you go first” the boy's gym teacher explained. (They had a coin toss to choose) “Okay I got Miro” “And I shall pick Goshinki” Naraku said emotionless. “Now I will pick the lovely Lady Sango” “You idiot! Now Naraku has a chance of picking Kagome!” whispered. “Oops?”

`Stupid excuse for a cousin! Calm down Kagome....you wouldn't want to start that uncontrollable fire mess up again. Just stand behind someone until everyone else is picked, yeah that's good' Kagome thought panicking. She decided on hiding behind Inuyasha who was at least a head taller than her, while she would be seen behind everyone else. And the best part was that he didn't notice her at all! He was too busy glaring at Naraku. “Then I`ll pick Kageromaru”

(I'm seriously lazy so let's just skip ahead a few minutes shall we?)

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“I guess that's it” the guy's gym teacher said. “No! You forgot about me!” Kikyo screeched. “Oh sorry. You can be on Naraku's team...now is that everyone?” the teacher asked “No we'll pick Kagome since she's the only one left” Sango piped in. “Who's Kagome?” the teacher and Naraku asked in unison.

 

“That would be me” Kagome said finally coming out of her hiding spot. Many of the other side's team recognized her from earlier in the lounge and instantly regretted it. “Naraku that's the girl that everyone keeps talking about. They say she's a really good guitarist” `She is also rather attractive. Maybe she should be in our band' “Okay guys the rules are simple...anything goes as long as you're all still alive by the end of the period...I'll give a moment for your trash talking, and then we'll begin” (loll. That sounds like my gym teacher)

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“That's it? All they have to do is be alive by the end of gym?” Kagome asked incredulously. “Yep” Sago said nodding her head. “I hope you're ready for an old fashioned beat down Figurate” “Kikuyu you've said this all of this morning and it has yet to happen” Kagome said sighing. “Well I guess it's about to come true” “You can guess... but you won't know” Sago said smirking. “Hey Kike. Here's a hint the only thing you'll be seeing from now on is the trail of burnt pavement I leave behind”

 

“We'll see...” she sneered smirking. “We will. Won't we?”

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At the same time

“I see you haven't wasted time trying to get the new girl for your bitch. Poor thing has no idea what she's getting herself into.” “Hey bastard! That's my cousin you're talking about” “So it is...well her face is good enough to forget her relation to you... I'll make sure to have her for myself” “Kagome isn't some piece of property!” Inuyasha shouted.

 

“Oh, so you like her is that it?” Naraku asked smirking. Inuyasha's answer was a bright blush that appeared on his face. “My question has been answered...I hope my team doesn't humiliate you too much” Naraku said (finally) walking away. “Dude, we can't let Naraku get her” “I know...” “Like I said...you better do some serious begging my friend”

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“Are we ready class?” “Yeah!”

 

“Then go!” he said chucking the football up into the air. Inuyasha rushed over and tackled Naraku while Miroku stole it. Then he tossed it to Kagome. She caught it and ran. As she ran dust flew out behind her instantly igniting anything in it's path with the rare fire she produced which only lit up and didn't burn. Everyone was too afraid to go through the fire and after her for fear of getting burned. Only Inuyasha, Miroku and Sango knew it wouldn't burn anything. So Kagome scored them a touchdown.

 

“Nice one Kagome. You guys should be guarding her. You all can handle a little burn can't you?” the teacher said. Now it was a turnover so Naraku's team got the ball. “Naraku I'll be open so you can pass it to me” Kikyo whispered. “Fine just get out of my face” he sneered. Now it was his turn to start. When he tossed the ball up in the air Kikyo was headed toward it. Then suddenly it engulfed in flames!

 

`What the hell?' she thought stopping. “What are you doing! Get the damned ball!” Naraku yelled getting everyone else's attention on the burning ball. And then they all saw Sango whizz by with the ball in her hands.

 

Kag's P.O.V

`Haha! They are so stupid! Those flames won't burn anything unless I make them. At least Sango's smart enough to know'

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Normal P.O.V

But while Kagome was laughing her head off, she didn't notice Kikyo running up to tackle on Sango. With a burst of speed she went over and pummeled her to the ground hearing some cracking noises on the way...

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“Okay when I said there were no rules I didn't mean you could beat the crap out of each other” the teacher said sighing. “It was an accident I swear!” Kagome said innocently. “Yeah right! You're out to get me and you know it!” Kikyo yelled from her stretcher on the ambulance. “She deserved it” Sango mumbled.

 

“That's enough! Everyone may go...Kagome I would like to see you” Ms. Keade said walking away. Everyone else reluctantly left. “Meet me later” Sango whispered passing by. Kagome nodded and then followed Ms. Keade growling the whole time.

 

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Ta da! Yet another installation to my wonderful work of art. But fear not, I shall be back again to bring more happiness into your life. Until then, be well...