InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Love Sucks ❯ Rabid Fans, and a lecherous bodyguard ( Chapter 7 )

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Chapter 7

Title not yet thought up

Once the bell for lunch rang, Kagome grabbed Sango by the sleeve, and ran to the cafeteria, followed closely by Inuyasha and Miroku. Inuyasha frowned, and said, "Oi, Kagome! Where the hell are we going?" Kagome said, "Where else? To the cafeteria!" Sango looked at Kagome questioningly, and kagome said, "I'll explain in a second, okay?"

Once they got there, Kagome sat down, she turned to Sango, and said, "Okay! I'm not sure how to explain this to you, but I'll start off with this. After I came home, Naraku attacked me again. I managed to get inside my house, and sneak out our secret passageway. Then as I walked over to your house, I saw Naraku following me again! So…I knew I had to get rid of him somehow, so when he confronted me I lied and said I had a new boyfriend. Well, that's where He," she pointed at Inuyasha, "comes in. I acted like he was my decoy boyfriend to get rid of him…by kissing him." She whispered.

Sango couldn't believe her ears. She whispered, "are you serious? What the hell were you thinking? He could've been ANYBODY!!" Kagome replied, "I know I know, but he's not bad, luckily. Anyways, so I felt really embarrassed, so I took him out to lunch, and we made a deal that he and I would become fake boyfriend and girlfriend!" Sango sighed, shaking her head, "So who IS this guy, anyways?" Kagome flushed, and said, "He…he's … god this is hard to say because I know you won't believe me. He's…Inuyasha Fukaimori." She said in a hushed voice.

Sango stared at Kagome, before bursting out laughing. "Yeah right Kagome-chan!" Sango laughed, "As if! You almost had me going there! There is NO WAY that he is Inuyasha Fukaimori! You'll have to do a lot better than that!" Kagome frowned, and said, "but its true! He IS Inuyasha! I'll prove it to you!" She jumped up and took off Inuyasha's cap and sunglasses. "See! I told you! He really IS Inuyasha Fukaimori!" She said shouting the last part. Inuyasha groaned as the cafeteria went quiet. "Fuck." He muttered. He turned to Kagome and said, "Thanks a lot, baka!" Suddenly the room was in an uproar. All the girls started screaming, and running towards Inuyasha. Inuyasha said, "Kuso! Come on Miroku, Kagome, and Sango. Lets get the fuck outta here before we get trampled!" Inuyasha grabbed Kagome's hand, Mirkou grabbed Sango's, and they ran out of the room closely followed by a stampede of screaming girls.

`Kami, Inuyasha sure is a fast runner!' Kagome felt her legs growing numb, and her breath growing shorter. She was tired, but Inuyasha wouldn't stop running! Finally Inuyasha looked back at the panting Kagome, groaned, and slowed down. Kagome didn't know what happened, but all she felt was two strong hands grabbing her by the waist, and putting her on a certain somebody's back.

Kagome blushed, and said, "W…what are you doing, Inuyasha?" Inuyasha snorted, and said, "Your too slow! I can run much faster this way, even IF I have to carry your fat ass on my back!" Kagome growled, and hit Inuyasha on the head. Inuyasha yelled to Miroku, "Oi! Meet you at the trailer! Go fish!" Miroku nodded, and he and Sango ran to the side. Kagome and Inuyasha suddenly ran down an alley, and then to the left. They went to another alley, and hid behind a dumpster.

Kagome panted, sweat dropping down the side of her face. She opened her mouth to speak, but Inuyasha clamped a hand over it and said, "Shut up for a second!" A bunch of rabid fans walked past, mumbling, "Damn! We missed him!" "Are you positive it was … him??" "God he is sooo hot!" "I want an autograph!" and the works. Soon they passed, and Inuyasha let out a breath. He turned to Kagome, and said, "What the hell were you fucking thinking? That was the most idiotic thing you could've ever done!" Kagome blushed, and said, "Gomen ne, I didn't know that would happen. Its just that Sango-chan wouldn't believe me, and I needed to prove it, so … " Inuyasha groaned, and said, "Well, don't do it again!" Kagome nodded.

They got up, and Inuyasha said, "I told Mirkou I would meet him at the trailer. Come on, let's get going." Inuyasha put on his sunglasses, and hat. As they were walking, Kagome asked, "What does Go Fish mean?" "Go Fish is a code that Miro and I have. We've studied maps of the city, and made escape plans in case we were chased by rabid fans, like we were two minutes ago."

Kagome nodded, and he continued, "We've also memorized the fastest ways to get back to the studio." Kagome nodded, "Wow, that's a good idea. Never would've thought you could think of something so creative." Inuyasha looked at her, and said, "What's that supposed to mean?"

Kagome laughed, and said, "Well…you don't seem like the type of person that would be very smart…" Kagome started running, and Inuyasha ran after her yelling, "Oi! Take that back!" Kagome laughed, "Hurry up! Besides, you've must tell me where do go! I'm completely lost!" she slowed down and Inuyasha snorted, "Yeah, and your saying IM the stupid one?" She stuck out her tongue at him, and he grabbed it. Kagome shrieked, and said, "yet guh uf mah tung! (Let go of my tongue)" Inuyasha started laughing, and let go. Kagome shrieked, and hit him, "You jerk! That's sooo gross!" she started spitting, and Inuyasha grabbed her hand, "Come on! We'd better get back to the trailer."

Once they got there, they found a bruised and tied up Miroku, and a furious Sango. She started screaming at them, "This perverted bastard!! He jumped me! I was at the back of the trailer, and suddenly he appeared, and jumped me! He tried to kiss me!! I had to knee him in the nuts and tie him up!" Kagome covered her mouth, and tried to stifle the sounds of laughter trying to sneak out of her mouth. No good, she burst out laughing, saying, "aaw poor Sango! That is so sad, and yet so funny!"

Inuyasha walked over to Miroku and hit him on the head before untying him. Mirkou rubbed his head, then walked over to Sango. Sango took a step back warily, and snarled, "What do you want you pervert?" Miroku bowed, and said, "My lady, I meant no harm. Its just that, you were so beautiful, I could not help myself."

Sango turned pink, and then said, "Give me a break! Your nothing but a pervert!" She hit him on the head, and walked to Kagome. Kagome was still giggling, but managed to stop when Sango glared at her.

Inuyasha sighed, and said, "Sorry about Miro, Sango. He's a perverted bastard." Miroku sniffed and said, "How can you be so mean to me, your best friend?" "Well its true!" Inuyasha retorted.

Sango shook her head, and said, "it's alright, I guess. I've must get going anyways, so I'll see you tomorrow Kagome-chan! Sayonara." "Sayonara Sango-chan." Kagome replied. "Sayonara Sango-chan! I love you!!" Miroku yelled. Sango growled, and walked away. Inuyasha said, "How can you be such a pervert all the time?" Miroku shrugged, and said, "Who knows the ways of moi? Anyways, I have to go to my trailer, which happens to be right next to yours. See ya later." Kagome looked at Inuyasha, and Inuyasha looked at Kagome, "Well, what do we do now?" Kagome shivered, and said, "Lets go inside! Its freezing!" They nodded, and walked to Inuyasha's trailer.

Owari

So what'd you think? Poor Sango! Miroku really is a pervert! I wanted to make him extra perverted. Hehehe, anyways, I'll try and get the next chapter up! Very intimate, and kawaii! Romantic too…hehehe! Please send your feedback! I want to know what you thought of it!!