InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Love That Dog! ❯ Chapter 7

Love that Dog!

 

Chapter 7

 

Let's go shopping!

 

Hiya everyone, it is I, Miss Shiku! Because Miss Eclipse didn't really like the last chapter, just ignore the part with Hojo. It never happened. She'll fit him in in a better way. Now fasten your seatbelts ladies and gentleman because this is going to be a bumpy ride!

 

“Kagome, do you think we could go shopping? I need some new clothes, and I feel bad because I keep borrowing yours.” Sango said. “So, do you think we can go sometime soon?”

 

“Shopping?!” Kagome exclaimed. “Did you say shopping?!”

 

Sango nodded her head. “Yeah… was that a bad thing?”

 

“Rule number 1, never ask me to go shopping, just tell me were going shopping, I'll never ever, ever turn it down!” She said with much enthusiasm.

 

A bit shocked by the way Kagome reacted, Sango decided to make a mental note of that rule. “So, then, Kagome, we are going shopping.” She stated.

 

“I love it when people catch on quickly!” The young mind of Kagome thought of a wonderful idea. It would make the shopping trip much more enjoyable. She stopped at the top of the stairs. “I'll invite Inu Yasha, Koga and Miroku!”

 

Around five minutes later, Sango, Kagome, Miroku, Koga and Inu Yasha were seated in the Higurashi living room. Of course, Kagome was standing up on a table in the middle of them. “Listen up everyone!”

 

“Keh, why should we!?” The hanyou said obviously not too happy that he had to go shopping.

 

A very fierce glare appeared on Kagome's face. “Because I said so, and I'll say the word and make you kiss the ground!”

 

“Alright, alright! Don't bite my head off woman!” Inu Yasha barked back.

 

“Let's go shopping!”

 

~15 minutes later~

 

“Finally! Stupid dog breath was stinkin up the bus!” Koga yelled. He got off the bus as quickly as he could.

 

That didn't do too well with Inu Yasha. “What did you say!?”

 

“I said you stink!”

 

“I do not!”

 

“Do too!”

 

“You are too stinky!”

 

“Are not!”

 

“Are too!”

 

“Am not!”

 

“Inu Yasha! Don't use incorrect grammar, it hurts my delicate ears!” Kagome told the mad puppy.

 

His eyes rolled. “Yeah, right, your ears sure are delicate.”

 

Sango leaned over and whispered into his ear. “Just go along with it…”

 

“Keh... whatever!”

 

“Shopping! Shopping! I love shopping!” Kagome proclaimed as marched into the mall.

 

They went through tons of clothes stores, of course, they never bought anything. Kagome and Sango spent at least two hours in the first store just in one section. They couldn't make up their minds and it seemed like they wouldn't make them up any time soon either. This of course irritated the guys very much.

 

“Come on wench! This is taking forever!” Inu Yasha complained.

 

Miroku smiled a perverted smile. “I don't mind, there's so many lovely ladies here!”

 

Whack.

 

“Perverted monk!”

 

“I'm taken aback by your comments lady Sango!” He held his hands over his heart. “You hurt me so!”

 

She rolled her eyed. “Yeah, right- Eeep!”

 

Smack

 

“Ahh… How I love the pain you give me Lady Sango!”

 

Sango walked over to Kagome. “The sooner we leave, the sooner we are free of them!”

 

“Where is my lovely Kagome? I have found the perfect dress for you!” Koga said as he came running around the corner.

 

“Your woman?! Since when was Kagome yours?!” Inu Yasha exclaimed.

 

“She's not exactly yours either dog turd!”

 

“You know Inu Yasha,” Kagome said. “He has a point there.”

 

“What!?”

 

Kagome almost rolled her eyes. “Calm down you jealous puppy!”

 

“I am not jealous over some wench like you!”

 

“Inu Yasha! Osuwari!”

 

In a blink of an eye, Inu Yasha was eating dirt. “Damn you woman!”

 

“Hey Kagome! Come look at this!” Sango called.

 

Kagome walked over to where Sango was standing. There was a humongous poster that said, `Enter to win a Trading Spaces home contest!' Kagome got really excited.

 

Sango became confused. “What does it mean Kagome?”

 

Kagome shrugged it off. “It's nothing, come on, lets go.”

 

Out of no where, flashing lights were all around and confetti was falling from the ceiling. Along with that, short little bald guys in black tuxedos and tall black hats were dancing around Kagome and Sango with canes in their hands. Then, they started to sing.

 

“Congratulations! Congratulations! You've won our special prize hurrah!”

 

Kagome and Sango sweat dropped.

 

“What is this?!” Exclaimed Kagome as she looked around.

 

The announcer came out of the ground. “You two fine young lads have won a trip to Japan where you will be surrounded by sexy geisha girl's and girls at your call willing to do anything you want them to do.”

 

Sango and Kagome were very mad. “Hey! You idiot!” They yelled in unison. “Can't you tell were not boys? Are you blind?!”

 

Mr. Announcer dude scratched his head. “Well I uh…”

 

“Plus, we are in Japan!” Inu Yasha stated. “Don't mess with them!”

 

“Yeah! She's my girlfriend anyways! Get off my precious little baby!” Koga yelled.

 

All eyes were on Koga, then Inu Yasha spoke up. “What do you mean your girlfriend!? She doesn't like you, you idiot!”

 

“No, she does!

 

“Does not you pile of crap!”

 

“At least I'm not pile of hanyou crap!”

 

“Shut up you rotten slimly, rotted, gory, deformed, defaced pig!”

 

“Cut it out!” Kagome yelled. “Enough fighting! I'm tired of it!”

 

The announcer became sad. “Does that mean you two lad- I mean ladies won't be taking the trip?”

 

“No, we aren't going to take the trip!” Sango told him.

 

Miroku walked over with bags in his hands. “What's going on?”

 

Everyone stared at how many bags Miroku was carrying.

 

“What on earth did you buy!?” Exclaimed Sango.

 

“I bought out all the video stores `mature' section.” He said smiling. “I do have to say they include some fine young ladies on those videos.”

 

Sango whacked him in the head. “You big pervert!!”

 

TBC

 

Okay, yadda yadda, I could've done better, but it's the best I can do when I've lost all my funniness.