InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Love Transcanding Across Offices... ❯ My little sexpot ( Chapter 2 )

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-Sexybeast

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Kagome walked through the door to her house and dropped the keys at the side table. "Oh man," she thought to herself as she walked down the hallway, "What a day! First off, I can't seem to concentrate on my work at all, then I seem to have no life, and THEN I see this man, no-god, and I want to ravish him dry right there on the street in front of all that is good and holy…" She was suddenly snapped out her thoughts by the voices coming from the living room.

"Ralph, oh Ralph, take me now darling…or I shall parish!!!" came a breathy voice.

"Oh Vivian, I can not do that," answered a male voice in response to the females "You're still untouched, an innocent, if I take that away then…"

"No Ralph! Say it isn't so! Take me! Take me now! I need you! Inside me! Oh Ralph!"

"Oh Vivian!"

"Ralph!"

"Vivian!"

"OH LORD! What in the name of all that is sweet and pure are you two doing?!"

"Eh?" The two occupants in the room turned around. "Oh, Kagome! Your back!" said the female occupant in the room.

Kagome only nodded and looked around. "Okay, clothes are still on the bodies, the furniture is still intact, and there is no ripped packages on the floor, now what does that equal? NO WILD ANIMAL SEX! I am saved from the horror of walking in on a 'lovin' session!" she thought with happiness, inwardly jumping with joy.

"Um Kagome, earth to Kagome!" the woman in a red sweatshirt and tight faded jeans said, "Coming back anytime soon?"

"What? Who? Oh, it's only you Sango . . . " Kagome said trying to regroup her thoughts, "What's with the Ralph and Vivian act? Is this some sort of foreplay turns you two on or something?" she finished with an evil smirk.

Sango blushed a bright cherry red, seeming to take all the red from her sweatshirt and stealing them for herself. "ilostabet"

"Eh?" Kagome went, holding a hand up to her ears "Come again?"

"Fine! I lost a bet with Mr. Wonderful here and he made me do this . . " Sango said now with a glare to her "Ralph".

"Sango, darling, you know I only made you do 'that' for your own good?" The dark haired man said with a lecherous smile on his face. He slid up to her, "I could make it even better" he breathed into her ears before feeling the sharp pain of someone hitting him on the back of the head.

"He'll never learn will he" Kagome asked dryly.

"Doubtful" Sango answered with the same tone, looking at the unmoving man now intimately acquainted with the lovely carpet.

"Sango," Kagome started, "I thought you and Miroku decided to take a break from your 'relationship'" she finished with little quote mark fingers up in the air. "Well . . . we did decide to do that . . . but then today after you left, he came here and begged me to reconsider . . . and of course being the wonderful person I am, how could I say no?" Sango replied with a slight smile. "So how was work?" She asked quickly, hoping to ward off the questions she knew Kagome would have.

"Work . . . " Kagome got a faraway look in her eyes, debating whether to tell her best friend about the man she saw at the café, "it was interesting . . ."

"Oh?" Sango questioned with a raised eyebrow. "Explain"

"Well . . . You know how my office is set up right? The big windows facing out toward the markets? I was looking out since I was bored and I saw 'him'."

"Him?" Sango asked.

"Yes . . . " Kagome sighed, "him."

"Would you like to tell me more about this man Kagome?" Sango asked, slightly frustrated with her best friend at the moment.

Kagome looked at her friend scandalized, "Sango! He's not a man!"

Sango's eye brows went up disappearing beneath her bangs. "WHA-"

Kagome cut her off. "He's a GOD. He's so sexy. I want him, I want him in my pants . . . er I mean skirt. He had the most amazing eyes- pure gold. And he had long, silvery hair and his hands!" Kagome paused, her eyes glazing over in wonder. Sango was slightly afraid now, she knew Kagome's fetish for hands.

"His hands . . . they were long . . . and beautiful . . . I just know they'd amazing in bed too!!! Can't you just see them? Running across your body er . . . my body and . . . ohhhhhh" Kagome finished with her eyes big and slightly starry, scaring Sango and having her praying for the man and his poor hands. Sango shook Kagome's shoulders, "KAGOME! Come back! We need you here!"

"Mmmmm . . no higher, a little bit higher, yes! yes! there! oh. . . oooh! Stop it! Stop this torture, I'll do whatever you want . . . " Kagome was off in her own little world. Again.

"Miroku!" Sango called when all attempts to bring Kagome back failed, "You know what to do."

"Of course love," Miroku grinned as he put his hands on Kagome's back and let it slide lower - lower- low *SLAP*

"MIROKU!" You ass! What the hell was that for?!" An angry Kagome yelled at the man now writhing on the floor in pain.

"It was worth the pain" Miroku grinned and passed out.

"Well it brought you back didn't it?" A smirking Sango asked the now flushed Kagome. "What in the name of holy screwing monkeys were you thinking about?"

"N-No-Nothing" Kagome stammered and quickly ran to her room with Sango's laughter ringing in her ears.

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Sesshoumaru walked through the door of his mansion with the paper in his hand, still unread. "What just happened? I see this girl- no woman" he quickly reminded himself thinking of her blouse, "and not only that, oh no, now I want her in my bed, screaming for more." He ran his hand through his hair and walked into his study and sat at his desk with a sigh. "I have to stop thinking about her! I'll probably never see her again." He closed his eyes and leaned back into his chair, only to see visions of that woman in a gypsy outfit dancing around him. "EGADS!" Sesshoumaru mentally screamed to himself, "this must stop now . . . no wait . . . take the top off first, then shimmy off the bottom . . . slowly." Sesshoumaru sighed again, " Apparently Plan A was a failure. " Sesshoumaru thought, "now for Plan B." "JAKEN!" He shouted.

"Yes sir?" A little green man with wobbly cane walked into his study.

"Tell me, how did everything go today?" Sesshoumaru asked in an impassive voice.

The man called Jaken squawked in surprise. "We-Well sir, today . . . "

Sesshoumaru seemed to have a hard time concentrating on the man standing in front of him "I see his mouth moving, but there's no sound coming out" He looked down at his pants and came to the conclusion that he, yes he would have to get bigger pants to urm, make sure that certain body parts didn't show as . . . clearly. "At least everyone will be able to tell what gender I am" he thought with a ghost of a smirk. He bit back a groan, Jaken was still rambling on about some maid getting caught with one of the assistant cooks in the flour room and leaving an imprint of everything. Sesshoumaru closed his eyes again in hopes everything would suddenly disappear. Bad idea. He started having fantasies about the female from the office.

~*~ Sesshoumaru's Fantasy ~*~

She was wearing the shirt that he saw her in and a knee length blue skirt. Sesshoumaru was sitting on his bed, while he watched her sauntering over. She took her time, unbuttoning each button slowly. He watched, hypnotized by her fingers as they slowly un-popped each button and shrugged the shirt off. He stood up to 'help' her with the rest of her clothes but she shook her head at him. Sesshoumaru looked on, fascinated how she quickly slid off her skirt, and stockings and shoes, left with only a bra and small panties. Small bra and panties. Sesshoumaru felt, rather then saw that 'junior' wanted to come out and play. The woman too saw this and walked up to him pushing him down on the bed. She straddled him and started taking his shirt off. More like ripping the buttons off. She nibbled on his ears and worked her way down to his neck leaving little butterfly kisses. Sesshoumaru tried to 'help' her yet again and get on top but she wasn't going to have any of that. She pinned his hands above his head whispering in a seductive voice, "none of that . . . I'm in charge" and licked his earlobes. She then moved down to his chest licking her way there, while her hands fumbled to get his belt off. Finally succeeding she moved her mouth lower and lower taking her time and giving attention to each and every part of his chest. Sesshoumaru was in heaven-

'lick, lick, tiny bite, lick' - repeat process. That seemed to be her manta. His pants and zipper was open and her mouth was just about to reach her destination when-

~*~ End Sesshoumaru's Fantasy ~*~

"Sesshoumaru sir!" Jaken screeched, "Are you all right?"

"What?" Sesshoumaru pulled himself out of his little fantasy, his eyes glazed over.

"Sir, your breathing was highly erratic and you seemed to be making little moaning noises . . . "

Sesshoumaru grimaced, "Jaken get out if you don't wish to lose your job" he said abruptly.

Jaken only widened his bulbous eyes and ska-daddled out of the study. Sesshoumaru let out a long held groan and glared at the wooden penises decorating his desk. "What the hell?" he thought to himself, "must have been that baka, trying to be funny." He growled, "but first things first, I have to find out who the woman is and get her in my bed or my pants will never be the same."

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-Sexybeast